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  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856
    #1

    I forgot to put the toilet seat down and almost got my ass wet...

    Too bad I don't have anyone to yell at...

    To think that my ass cheeks touched the bowl... I just about had a heart attack!!!

    This has never happened before -- I must be getting old.
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    • Kamilla36D
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 605
      #2
      lol now you know why women always bitch about putting the seat back down v
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        • brand0n
          been very busy
          • Nov 2002
          • 26983
          #3
          dude i am sorry about that.... always look before u leap and before u sit lol
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            • TheFLY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2001
              • 11856
              #4
              Originally posted by Kamilla36D
              lol now you know why women always bitch about putting the seat back down v
              To be a bitch right?

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                • doober
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6984
                  #5
                  lol, wtf u got ur eyes closed when your going to take a shit?

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                    • JDog
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 7453
                      #6
                      That sucks man!

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                        • <IMX>
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 2728
                          #7
                          I hate that, especially when you get ready to sit down and have a nice long shit.

                          damn. that's a bummer.

                          Originally posted by TheFLY
                          Too bad I don't have anyone to yell at...

                          To think that my ass cheeks touched the bowl... I just about had a heart attack!!!

                          This has never happened before -- I must be getting old.
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                            • sumphatpimp
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5235
                              #8
                              that water don't look very deep

                              or cold eighter.

                              how bad could it be?

                              you was never a boy scout?

                              or in the army?

                              or navy?

                              can you swim?

                              they make toilets with grab handles on the sides.

                              just want to help.

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                                • KRL
                                  Entrepreneur
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 31429
                                  #9
                                  Did that once too. In the middle of the night, I sat down and said what the fuck? Woke my ass up real fast.

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                                    • CDSmith
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TheFLY
                                      I forgot to put the toilet seat down and almost got my ass wet...
                                      Lucky you Pete. I once neglected to put the seat back down and almost got my ass shot off, by my now-ex girlfriend.

                                      She also once tried to jamb my hand in a blender during one rather nasty bout of PMS, but that's a whole 'nother story.
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                                        • Paraskass
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 5829
                                          #11
                                          The Fly.
                                          You're the guy that called my house in the middle of the night months ago...

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                                            • doober
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 6984
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                              Lucky you Pete. I once neglected to put the seat back down and almost got my ass shot off, by my now-ex girlfriend.

                                              She also once tried to jamb my hand in a blender during one rather nasty bout of PMS, but that's a whole 'nother story.

                                              ahhhhhhhhhh, i remeber what it was like when i was in love

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