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  • buddyjuf
    • Jul 2026

    #1

    it's 4:30AM! who's got some riddles?

    show me the riddles!

    post away
  • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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    • Oct 2003
    • 5162

    #2
    How do you keep a dumbass in suspence?

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    • NickPapageorgio
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      • Apr 2004
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      #3
      Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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      • sixxxth_sense
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2003
        • 2430

        #4
        Its white, its big, its shiny

        what is it?

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        • buddyjuf

          #5
          Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
          Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
          SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

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          • buddyjuf

            #6
            Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
            Its white, its big, its shiny

            what is it?
            dude "big" is a relative term! you can't do this to me at 4:30am!

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            • NickPapageorgio
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              • Apr 2004
              • 8323

              #7
              Originally posted by bdjuf
              SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
              Damn...thought I had you on that one.

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              • buddyjuf

                #8
                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                Damn...thought I had you on that one.
                dude please, I am the riddle MASTAR!

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                • sixxxth_sense
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 2430

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                  dude "big" is a relative term! you can't do this to me at 4:30am!
                  okay here is another clue!

                  It's pointy!

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                  • RugbyChode
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                    • Apr 2004
                    • 189

                    #10
                    2 fathers and 2 sons went on a fishing trip. each caught a fish. a total of 3 fish were caught how coudl this be. (one was not eaten or lost )
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                    • reynold
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 51271

                      #11
                      I'm lost, where am I?!

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                      • Evelyn
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 584

                        #12
                        A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
                        How is this possible?
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                        • NickPapageorgio
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 8323

                          #13
                          "At night they come without being fetched,
                          And by day they are lost without being stolen."

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                          • NickPapageorgio
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                            • Apr 2004
                            • 8323

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Evelyn
                            A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
                            How is this possible?
                            One is post-op?

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                            • Tala
                              Fucked if I know
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 23368

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RugbyChode
                              2 fathers and 2 sons went on a fishing trip. each caught a fish. a total of 3 fish were caught how coudl this be. (one was not eaten or lost )
                              On is a gradfather, his son is the father of the youngest, who is HIS son. Grandpa, dad, and son went fishing, caught a fish each.

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                              • Evelyn
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                                • Feb 2003
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                                #16
                                What US state is surrounded by the most water?
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                                • sixxxth_sense
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 2430

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Evelyn
                                  A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
                                  How is this possible?
                                  They are all tranyS!!!!

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                                  • RugbyChode
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                                    • Apr 2004
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Evelyn
                                    A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
                                    How is this possible?
                                    Ones a hemaphro
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                                    • Tala
                                      Fucked if I know
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 23368

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                      One is post-op?

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                                      • Evelyn
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Evelyn
                                        A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
                                        How is this possible?
                                        The other half are boys too.
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                                        • Evelyn
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.

                                          The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

                                          In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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                                          • sixxxth_sense
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 2430

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Evelyn
                                            What US state is surrounded by the most water?
                                            Hawaii

                                            OWNEEED!!

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                                            • buddyjuf

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                              I'm lost, where am I?!
                                              lost

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                                              • RugbyChode
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                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 189

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                "At night they come without being fetched,
                                                And by day they are lost without being stolen."
                                                stars
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                                                • sixxxth_sense
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 2430

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Evelyn
                                                  A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
                                                  How is this possible?
                                                  ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.

                                                  owned again

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                                                  • Evelyn
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 584

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
                                                    Hawaii

                                                    OWNEEED!!
                                                    You'd be surprised how many people get it wrong with florida or california.
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                                                    • clickhappy
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 4027

                                                      #27
                                                      ok,

                                                      By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?

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                                                      • Tala
                                                        Fucked if I know
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 23368

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Evelyn
                                                        A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.

                                                        The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

                                                        In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
                                                        He wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper.

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                                                        • Tala
                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 23368

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                          ok,

                                                          By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?
                                                          width of/gnat's ass

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                                                          • sixxxth_sense
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 2430

                                                            #30
                                                            I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.

                                                            What am I?

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                                                            • buddyjuf

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                                              He wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper.
                                                              I would SO have kicked his ass

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                                                              • sixxxth_sense
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 2430

                                                                #32
                                                                hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

                                                                http://www.riddlenut.com

                                                                LOL

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                                                                • Evelyn
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                  I would SO have kicked his ass


                                                                  Yay Tala!
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                                                                  • Tala
                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 23368

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
                                                                    hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

                                                                    http://www.riddlenut.com

                                                                    LOL
                                                                    For the questions or the answers?

                                                                    I don't like cheaters, so I don't cheat on the answers.

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                                                                    • PostWhore
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 4720

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                                      ok,

                                                                      By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?
                                                                      one-twentieths?
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                                                                      • sixxxth_sense
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 2430

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Tala
                                                                        For the questions or the answers?

                                                                        I don't like cheaters, so I don't cheat on the answers.
                                                                        questions ofcourse

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                                                                        • Tala
                                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 23368

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                          I would SO have kicked his ass
                                                                          You and me both.

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                                                                          • clickhappy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by PostWhore
                                                                            one-twentieths?
                                                                            right!

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                                                                            • Evelyn
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                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 584

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
                                                                              hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

                                                                              http://www.riddlenut.com

                                                                              LOL
                                                                              I went to http://www.riddlesandjokes.com/index...=785&server=12
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                                                                              • RugbyChode
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
                                                                                hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

                                                                                http://www.riddlenut.com

                                                                                LOL
                                                                                google brought me there...thats some funny stuff
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                                                                                • RugbyChode
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  if a man lives in Seattle why cant he be buried in birmingham?
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                                                                                  • Evelyn
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                                                                                    • Feb 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by RugbyChode
                                                                                    if a man lives in Seattle why cant he be buried in birmingham?
                                                                                    Cause he's still alive?
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                                                                                    • pimplink
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Edguy!
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                                                                                        • Mar 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Here's one I thought up in bed


                                                                                        Your NAME isn't your friend










                                                                                        Answer: N A ME - sounds like enemy

                                                                                        Good, eh ?
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                                                                                        • buddyjuf

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Edguy!
                                                                                          Here's one I thought up in bed


                                                                                          Your NAME isn't your friend










                                                                                          Answer: N A ME - sounds like enemy

                                                                                          Good, eh ?
                                                                                          not really

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                                                                                          • RugbyChode
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Evelyn
                                                                                            Cause he's still alive?
                                                                                            exactly
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                                                                                            • Face (o_0)
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 2617

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              wow bdjuf... i'm happy to see i'm not the only person from mtl who enjoys the nightlife

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                                                                                              • Face (o_0)
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 2617

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                                                                Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
                                                                                                i gota go see the new movie

                                                                                                the 2 trailers for it are hilarious

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