Let's see.....
What do you call a black man in court????
Guilty!
What do you call a black man in court????
Guilty!
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An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days.
At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die tomorrow ... can only think one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
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Where are all of the jokes GFY? You racist bastards are holding back on me! I need some to try out on my friends (both black & white)!Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!Comment
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Okay why don't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Cuz all the folks that can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
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Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's black!
Sorry broke the thread rules, i'm not black. Or racist for that matter.#27024067Comment
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what do you do when you get tired of ******s hanging around your front yard?
hand them in the back!
but seriously, i have blacks in my family tree
they're still hangingComment
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Fuck I also most spit my soda outOriginally posted by Downtime
Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's black!
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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!Comment
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You know your Armenian when ...
You were overjoyed when you learned that Principal Skinner was Armenian.
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Originally posted by Warden
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
lolComing Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!Comment
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OK, did a white joke now heres a black joke.
Whats the difference between black men and radial tires?
Radial tires don't sing when you put chains on them.Comment
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whY CAN'T STEVIE WNDER READ?
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
WHY IS STEVIE WONDER ALWAYS SMILING?
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S BLACKComment
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You Know Your Armenian When...
You buy from jews, and sell to greeks and you still make profit!
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why are black people always so good at basketball?
because they can run, shoot, and steal
What Goes "FEE, FIV FO FIV TRE FIV FO" ?
A ****** giving out his number
(sorry if that offends anyone, i am not racist at all, just sharing jokes, feel free to shoot a cracker joke back if it makes ya feel good.
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Why can't black people get on the Internet?
B/c ISP's don't hand out basketball scholarships!#27024067Comment
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What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.Comment
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Originally posted by THATNIGGAGANGSTA
whY CAN'T STEVIE WNDER READ?
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
WHY IS STEVIE WONDER ALWAYS SMILING?
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S BLACK
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Originally posted by Warden
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour. not true anymore though...
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How do you start a Mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street.#27024067Comment
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imitation of a redneck:
"Look Merle! There's one of them HOMO sexuals...
Let's fuck him!"I still love everybodyComment
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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go into a store without robin!Comment
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You know you're white trash when...................
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.Comment
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why do black kids have bigger dicks than white kids?
because white kids have toys
(hey, it had white kids in the joke)Comment
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You know you're white trash when...................
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.Comment
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Originally posted by Aquarius
What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go into a store without robin!
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When is it okay to beat a midget ass?
When he tells your wife that her hair smells great.Comment
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you're a midget?Originally posted by cold_ice
When is it okay to beat a midget ass?
When he tells your wife that her hair smells great.333-765-551Comment
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Originally posted by bringer
you're a midget?
thats the funniest post on this pageComment
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I prefer height challengedOriginally posted by bringer
you're a midget?
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you a tranny aswell? im starting a new site and need some talent.Originally posted by cold_ice
I prefer height challenged
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What happens when Cubans get flat tires?
They drown.#27024067Comment
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Nah sorry bro your going to have to fulfill your fantasy with some one elseOriginally posted by bringer
you a tranny aswell? im starting a new site and need some talent.
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ouchOriginally posted by brizzad
but seriously, i have blacks in my family tree
they're still hanging
BTW max, your armenian jokes blow
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breaking the rules a bit.. not jewish but oh well
whats the difference between jews and pizza?
a pizza doesnt cry in the ovenNeed a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleandeComment
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Did you hear about the new rapid transit system in Harlem?
They moved the trees closer together.
A a gay jew told me this one, go figure.... those in glass houses...etc.
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A polish man was asked to enter a line up, then the police let the woman (a rape victim) in, the polish man jumped to the window and yelled, "OFFICER THAT'S HER!"#27024067Comment
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Originally posted by Downtime
A polish man was asked to enter a line up, then the police let the woman (a rape victim) in, the polish man jumped to the window and yelled, "OFFICER THAT'S HER!"
Hilarious!
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I'm neither Black nor Native, so I apologize, but this joke always made me laugh.
A Black and a Native are sitting in a car. Who's driving?
The police.Comment
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No, I'm not black, but this was told to me by my ex girlfriend who is, who heard it from one of her students...
Q: What is long and hard on an 18 year old black man...
A: Second Grade
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icelantic food origionated out of a dareThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Whats the difference between a city zoo and a country zoo?
In a city zoo, all the animal cages have a sign with the animals' scientific name and the animals' common name.
In the country zoo, all the cages have a sign with the animals' common name and a recipe.
I know, they're lame, shoot me.....Comment
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What do you call a Greek w/ 500 girlfriends?
A shepardI sale cheap sigwhoreComment
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Joke I saw in a movie by some rednecks:
Q: What would they have called "The Flintstones" if the cast was all black?
A: "The ******s"Comment
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Q: Whats really long, black and smells?
A: The unemployment line.Comment
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Im English, So I am adding this one!
An Englishman, a Cuban, a Japanese and a Pakistani were all on a train. The Cuban threw a fine Havana cigar out of the window, explaining: ?They are 10 a penny in my country?. The Japanese threw out a Nikon camera, adding ?These are 10 a penny in my country?. The Englishman then picked up the Pakistani and threw him out, telling the others: ?They are 10 a penny in my country?.?Comment
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evelyne... are you a redneck?
just curious
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