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10-25-2003, 09:09 PM

When i was 17 I was over this broads house reay to get some action.

I was taking off her panties and the fucking bush was massive.

I mean massive man , like a forest and shit. I would have to go searching for the pink tunnel of loves entrance for 20 minutes till i would find it.

Needless to say I was turned off and turned soft.
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10-25-2003, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
When i was 17 I was over this broads house reay to get some action.

I was taking off her panties and the fucking bush was massive.

I mean massive man , like a forest and shit. I would have to go searching for the pink tunnel of loves entrance for 20 minutes till i would find it.

Needless to say I was turned off and turned soft.

Ewwww thats so gross dude.
I wouldnt be able to get a hard on for sure!
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10-25-2003, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Battuss

Ewwww thats so gross dude.
I wouldnt be able to get a hard on for sure!

I am not even exaggearting either , i still remember it 10 years later
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10-25-2003, 09:13 PM

Ok I was going to fuck this bitch and her pussy lips looked like a fucking rooster neck I just couldn't get over it and I made her suck my dick......

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10-25-2003, 09:14 PM

Kayla's crotch. She pissed all over me for attention.
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10-25-2003, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by irishfury
Ok I was going to fuck this bitch and her pussy lips looked like a fucking rooster neck I just couldn't get over it and I made her suck my dick......
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10-25-2003, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks

I am not even exaggearting either , i still remember it 10 years later

Years ago i was waiting at the bus stop and this italian chick was standing in front of me. She looked good...mid 20's i think.
Then she bent over a bit to get her bags from the ground and i saw part of her back.

She had hair from her ass till her lower back!

Then i looked at her boyfriend and wondered how he can fuck that doggy style.

WAX JOB!!
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10-25-2003, 11:14 PM

An Australian girl I met on the Net and flew in for a 2 week vacation.

For all the months we had been talking, she had faked me out with pics from when she was in her early 20's and hot.

Comes off the plane and she looks 20 years older than what I pictured and the size of a whale.

I was going to just vamooos, but said oh what the fuck, I'll get to see how a BBW is in bed for the first time in my life.

Her BJ's turned out to be fantastic , but god dam I've never in my life smelled a pussy that reeked so bad with that tuna stench smell.

Took me days to get rid of the scent of her off my body and clothes.

I'm serious, I walked out of the hotel room after my first encounter thinking if I can bottle that stink, I could sell it to Police departments as a crowd disperser device.

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10-26-2003, 12:03 AM

I was about to fuck this hot babe I met at the department store. We flirted for a bit, and decided to head off to a dressing room for a little action.

Well, after the foreplay turned out to be a little unenthusiastic, I started to get suspicious. Then when I put my hands in her panties and started to feel around for her pussy....I couldn't find it! I was so embarressed. I took a picture of the kids she ended up going home with.
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10-26-2003, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by KRL
An Australian girl I met on the Net and flew in for a 2 week vacation.

For all the months we had been talking, she had faked me out with pics from when she was in her early 20's and hot.

Comes off the plane and she looks 20 years older than what I pictured and the size of a whale.

I was going to just vamooos, but said oh what the fuck, I'll get to see how a BBW is in bed for the first time in my life.

Her BJ's turned out to be fantastic , but god dam I've never in my life smelled a pussy that reeked so bad with that tuna stench smell.

Took me days to get rid of the scent of her off my body and clothes.

I'm serious, I walked out of the hotel room after my first encounter thinking if I can bottle that stink, I could sell it to Police departments as a crowd disperser device.

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10-26-2003, 12:28 AM

I was at a party . The chick was the one that made the party and she looked real good . I had no place to sleep so she said come to my parent's room . So we go there and just lay off . I start kissing her and shit . Put my hand in her panties ... BUSH

I paged my friend that was upstair 911 so he could intrude and I wouldn't look rude and that'S what he did ...

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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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10-26-2003, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by Battuss

Years ago i was waiting at the bus stop and this italian chick was standing in front of me. She looked good...mid 20's i think.
Then she bent over a bit to get her bags from the ground and i saw part of her back.

She had hair from her ass till her lower back!

Then i looked at her boyfriend and wondered how he can fuck that doggy style.

WAX JOB!!

Italian girls are very hairy . My girl is italian and she shave herself every fucking day ... crazy

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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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10-26-2003, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by KRL
Her BJ's turned out to be fantastic , but god dam I've never in my life smelled a pussy that reeked so bad with that tuna stench smell.

Took me days to get rid of the scent of her off my body and clothes.

man that is some weird shit...I fucked this BBW girl couple a months back.

Exact same thing!....the most amazing look you in the eye dirty blow jobs...but the STINKIEST pussy!! Had to wash all the bedclothes the minute she left it was all over them..

that smell sure does put you off when you're trying to get a woodie didnt even feel like it was touching the sides to be honest. She was a "big" girl LOL
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10-26-2003, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by natas

man that is some weird shit...I fucked this BBW girl couple a months back.

Exact same thing!....the most amazing look you in the eye dirty blow jobs...but the STINKIEST pussy!! Had to wash all the bedclothes the minute she left it was all over them..

that smell sure does put you off when you're trying to get a woodie didnt even feel like it was touching the sides to be honest. She was a "big" girl LOL

You should of got her to do a hand stand in the shower before you fucked her
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10-26-2003, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by KRL
An Australian girl I met on the Net and flew in for a 2 week vacation.

For all the months we had been talking, she had faked me out with pics from when she was in her early 20's and hot.

Comes off the plane and she looks 20 years older than what I pictured and the size of a whale.

I was going to just vamooos, but said oh what the fuck, I'll get to see how a BBW is in bed for the first time in my life.

Her BJ's turned out to be fantastic , but god dam I've never in my life smelled a pussy that reeked so bad with that tuna stench smell.

Took me days to get rid of the scent of her off my body and clothes.

I'm serious, I walked out of the hotel room after my first encounter thinking if I can bottle that stink, I could sell it to Police departments as a crowd disperser device.

fuck man I'm so laughing right now...but I do know what you mean...when I was around 17 I ate a pussy that smelled so bad that I still can't get the scent out of my mind like 10 years later....it smelled so bad I had to wash my hands then the sink....and still...it was smelling like hell ....
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10-26-2003, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by natas

man that is some weird shit...I fucked this BBW girl couple a months back.

Exact same thing!....the most amazing look you in the eye dirty blow jobs...but the STINKIEST pussy!! Had to wash all the bedclothes the minute she left it was all over them..

that smell sure does put you off when you're trying to get a woodie didnt even feel like it was touching the sides to be honest. She was a "big" girl LOL

I do know what you mean... I smelled the worst pussy...I bet it's the worst scent in the world...it was so horrible I almost threw up....
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10-26-2003, 01:49 AM

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10-26-2003, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by KRL
An Australian girl I met on the Net and flew in for a 2 week vacation.

For all the months we had been talking, she had faked me out with pics from when she was in her early 20's and hot.

Comes off the plane and she looks 20 years older than what I pictured and the size of a whale.

I was going to just vamooos, but said oh what the fuck, I'll get to see how a BBW is in bed for the first time in my life.

Her BJ's turned out to be fantastic , but god dam I've never in my life smelled a pussy that reeked so bad with that tuna stench smell.

Took me days to get rid of the scent of her off my body and clothes.

I'm serious, I walked out of the hotel room after my first encounter thinking if I can bottle that stink, I could sell it to Police departments as a crowd disperser device.

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10-26-2003, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by Indeed

I do know what you mean... I smelled the worst pussy...I bet it's the worst scent in the world...it was so horrible I almost threw up....

but did you continue to eat it?
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10-26-2003, 01:59 AM

My ex-girlfriend didn't have a nasty smell or anything, but she often had clothing fibers, pieces of toilet paper, fuzz, etc. It was as if she never cleaned herself below the waist.
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10-26-2003, 02:31 AM

hahaha, thats some funny thread...
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10-26-2003, 02:54 AM

Originally posted by Goatse
My ex-girlfriend didn't have a nasty smell or anything, but she often had clothing fibers, pieces of toilet paper, fuzz, etc. It was as if she never cleaned herself below the waist.
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10-26-2003, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by avion
hahaha, thats some funny thread...

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10-26-2003, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by KRL
An Australian girl I met on the Net and flew in for a 2 week vacation.

For all the months we had been talking, she had faked me out with pics from when she was in her early 20's and hot.

Comes off the plane and she looks 20 years older than what I pictured and the size of a whale.

I was going to just vamooos, but said oh what the fuck, I'll get to see how a BBW is in bed for the first time in my life.

Her BJ's turned out to be fantastic , but god dam I've never in my life smelled a pussy that reeked so bad with that tuna stench smell.

Took me days to get rid of the scent of her off my body and clothes.

I'm serious, I walked out of the hotel room after my first encounter thinking if I can bottle that stink, I could sell it to Police departments as a crowd disperser device.

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10-26-2003, 08:59 AM

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10-26-2003, 09:16 AM

yep, smelly pussy sure does suck.

On another note, I was with a BBW about a month ago, and I must say, that was actually one of the nicest, and cleanest pussies I have ever dove down on
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10-26-2003, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by Aussie Rebel
You should of got her to do a hand stand in the shower before you fucked her

Woulda filled up with water mate
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10-26-2003, 09:19 AM

Damn, KRL got played.
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10-26-2003, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by Goatse
My ex-girlfriend didn't have a nasty smell or anything, but she often had clothing fibers, pieces of toilet paper, fuzz, etc. It was as if she never cleaned herself below the waist.
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10-26-2003, 09:55 AM

Once had this one bird who like Juicy's chick had the biggest bush ever... it overflowed out of her g string - was seriously rank.
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