Dirty Mind Test
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer, give yourself two points, for every incorrect answer deduct two points. Answer at bottom of page.
If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score less than 14 points and are female...send address and photos! You may begin... now!
CLUES
1) I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
2) I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
3) I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
4) Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
5) You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
6) When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
7) A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
8) All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
9) I go in hard. I come out soft. You like to blow me.
10) If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
11) I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
12) I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
13) My business is done in briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
ANSWERS
1) Nose
2) Peanut Butter
3) A Crane
4) The Titanic
5) A Tent
6) A Dentist
7) A Wedding Ring
8) An Elevator
9) Chewing Gum
10) News Paper Boy
11) A Glove
12) An Arrow
13) An Attorney
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer, give yourself two points, for every incorrect answer deduct two points. Answer at bottom of page.
If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score less than 14 points and are female...send address and photos! You may begin... now!
CLUES
1) I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
2) I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
3) I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
4) Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
5) You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
6) When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
7) A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
8) All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
9) I go in hard. I come out soft. You like to blow me.
10) If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
11) I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
12) I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
13) My business is done in briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
ANSWERS
1) Nose
2) Peanut Butter
3) A Crane
4) The Titanic
5) A Tent
6) A Dentist
7) A Wedding Ring
8) An Elevator
9) Chewing Gum
10) News Paper Boy
11) A Glove
12) An Arrow
13) An Attorney
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