For many years I've had this email .sig:
"If Jesus loves me, why won't He swallow?"
No death threats, the occasional person who says they're offended, some who say they don't understand it, but are still offended, and lots more who love it.
I've been intending to get it put onto a tee-shirt for a good while now, but my artistic skills are just above those of a retarded newt.
Then again, being in the UK I used to walk around with a 'My name is Salman Rushdie' tee-shirt and hardly anyone noticed.
Some did though, which is why I'm living in Salman's spare bedroom...
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