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10-23-2003, 06:39 AM

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Mine is no virgin. I have no end of fun finding condom wrappers under his car seats and digging them out and 'just the right' moment. He's been with the same girl for almost 3 years now. If they hadn't had sex I'd be wondering what was wrong.

how old is your son... sounds like me ;)

*EDIT* 50 flipped 4 cylinder coupes =)

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10-23-2003, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by com

how old is your son... sounds like me ;)

*EDIT* 50 flipped 4 cylinder coupes =)

LoL he's 19.

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10-23-2003, 06:44 AM

glad he's okay...sorry to hear about the car

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10-23-2003, 06:51 AM

good to hear he's ok

i had a near accident when i was 19. drove alot slower nowa days.. but lately, with road rage, everything seems just a bit slow.

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10-23-2003, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

LoL he's 19.

MOM!!!?! He wasn't born in Sept. was he?!

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10-23-2003, 07:20 AM

My parents got that call when I was 16 and started driving... and the same thing happened. Car was total, flipped completely over in the air and went tumbling down the road... there were car pieces littering the entire road for about a quarter mile. But I didn't get a scratch.

I guess the lord was looking after me (at least, that's what I'd say if I believed in that guy).
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10-23-2003, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by Danny_C
My parents got that call when I was 16 and started driving... and the same thing happened. Car was total, flipped completely over in the air and went tumbling down the road... there were car pieces littering the entire road for about a quarter mile. But I didn't get a scratch.

I guess the lord was looking after me (at least, that's what I'd say if I believed in that guy).

pieces of my lude (including a hard drive and rear view) are still imbedded along highland valley ranch rd. in rancho bernardo... i feel like i left my mark

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10-23-2003, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by com

MOM!!!?! He wasn't born in Sept. was he?!

haha no.. 4th of July

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10-23-2003, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

haha no.. 4th of July

hahah ok ok, wow thats a little too close... been with my fiance for 3 years now as well. well glad as always to hear he's ok!

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10-23-2003, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by com

hahah ok ok, wow thats a little too close... been with my fiance for 3 years now as well. well glad as always to hear he's ok!

hehe.. were you a bit afraid that your mom might be doing a porn link list without you knowing it?

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10-23-2003, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

hehe.. were you a bit afraid that your mom might be doing a porn link list without you knowing it?

Nah, I was hoping for an easy in if you were mums! =)

Share the wealth! ;)

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10-23-2003, 09:19 AM

My wife hates it when she gets call like this...

Hey, can you come get me?..... I'm at some emergency room.... no i dont know which hospital.... well look on the caller id.... ok thats the one.... no i dont know how to get here.... well i couldnt see out of the back of the ambulance... shit I gotta go the nurses are coming, just bring me some pants ok?

Needless to say, she was a nervous wreck when she got there
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10-23-2003, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by MrPheer
My wife hates it when she gets call like this...

Hey, can you come get me?..... I'm at some emergency room.... no i dont know which hospital.... well look on the caller id.... ok thats the one.... no i dont know how to get here.... well i couldnt see out of the back of the ambulance... shit I gotta go the nurses are coming, just bring me some pants ok?

Needless to say, she was a nervous wreck when she got there

my fiance gets those all the time... "guess where i am now... same hospital? probably not the nurses are cuter here... when will i be home? not for a week by these guys, give me an hour"

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10-23-2003, 09:26 AM

Glad your son is fine PK, my how time flies, years ago it was about camping trips in the van, now they have their own wheels.

Ya old fart :-))
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10-23-2003, 09:28 AM

Glad to see they weren't hurt PK!

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10-23-2003, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
When I was younger I was in a head on collision with a state trooper
We were both doing over 55.

A mechanic said somone in our car should have died, but like your son, we were all completly fine.

Makes you wonder if there is somone watching over young poeple.

Duh!!! Jesus n' friends cant die.

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10-23-2003, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty
"Mom I was in an accident."

Got that one tonight. Luckily no one was injured. Cops were shaking their heads trying to figure it all out too. Not a scratch on my son, but they say that his car was airborne on its side at some point. 2001 Grand Am..all tricked out ..now likely totalled.

ohhhhhhhh... I thought u were gonna say. "Mom.. I got busted. I need 2ooo$ to get out. Go into my sock drawer and open up that box I told you not to open before"
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10-23-2003, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty
"Mom I was in an accident."

Got that one tonight. Luckily no one was injured. Cops were shaking their heads trying to figure it all out too. Not a scratch on my son, but they say that his car was airborne on its side at some point. 2001 Grand Am..all tricked out ..now likely totalled.

No kidding! Glad he's OK. I've gotten that call a few times. Once there were 3 messages on my machine - one from the school he was at (200 miles away), one from the hospital and one from the surgeon. I swear, by the time I got to the 3rd message, I couldn't even breathe.

He totalled my truck in August - the airbags deployed and I think that scared him more than the accident itself.

My Dad says he STILL gets the heebie-jeebies when I call him if something's happened to me and I'm almost 42, so I guess we never grow out it.
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10-23-2003, 10:05 AM

I am happy to hear that he is ok!!
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10-23-2003, 11:08 AM

Glad everyone is ok. You're very lucky

My parents got that call when I was 16, but I WAS hurt. My boyfriend was being a showoff and we hit a tree at 135+ MPH. Broke my neck. My mom said the cop said to her when she answered the phone, "Now, don't panic, your daughter has been in a car accident but she's not dead."

LOL! Not dead! Can you imagine what else was running through her head??

She said she was so freaked out that she handed the phone to my dad. They made it to the scene just as the ambulance was leaving so they talked to the cops there for a while and my mom said she nearly threw up when she saw how bad the car was and when she saw the blood on the ground.

But I turned out okay. I can't ride roller coasters anymore and the doctor said if I was ever in a mild car accident again (if the car was hit from a certain angle) I could die. But other than that, I'm peachy.

I hope you never have to hear that one again, hon. Car accidents are a terrifying thing.
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10-23-2003, 11:10 AM

Glad to hear your son is ok, PK

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10-23-2003, 11:36 AM

See I call PK an "old fart" and she abandons the thread.

*Hee Hee*.

News Flash.

She works more than she GFY's :-)))

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10-23-2003, 11:38 AM

Glad he's ok!
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10-23-2003, 11:51 AM

Wow, PK. Glad to hear he's okay.
I got that same call Tuesday evening, 10 minutes after my parents had left with my son to take him to a book fair.

"Carrie, don't panic. We've been in an accident, but Kelsey's okay..."
I could hear the police sirens screaming by my house as I was hanging up. Needless to say, my big-ass van was going airborne and squealing tires like a muscle car on my way out of the community.

Everyone *was* okay. Dad's truck (big GMC Z71 1500) was just a little bent on the backend and the wheel was scuffed. The car that hit him was folded up like an accordion. I'm shocked the two guys in the car lived through it - thank goodness for airbags.

My 5-yr old took it like a trooper, was just a little startled. With a 5-point harness I don't think he even moved.
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10-23-2003, 11:52 AM

Damn lucky it wasnt the cops knocking at your door to tell ya.
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10-23-2003, 01:05 PM

PK, I'm glad to hear that everything is okay. My best friend's 21 year old son was buried yesterday afternoon after he was bumped in the rear end and shoved across into the Deception Pass cliffs on the mainland side.

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10-23-2003, 01:36 PM

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