juiiiiiicyyyy i found a solution to your boner problem

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  • com
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 4541

    #1

    juiiiiiicyyyy i found a solution to your boner problem

    been making this for breakfast last few days in a row and it has yet to fail me for a good morning wood....

    1 porterhouse steak
    3 eggs (cooked however you like)
    6 strips of hormel black label bacon
    1 cup orange juice
    1 ping of bass ale
    2 slices of whole weat toast *EDIT*

    cook to your tastes and munch while reading gfy as soon as you wake up.... this is almost better then sex!

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  • JamesK
    hi
    • Jun 2002
    • 16731

    #2
    eat more meat
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    • com
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 4541

      #3
      Originally posted by Wildcard
      eat more meat
      thats just pre-breakfast man

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      • johnbosh
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 8965

        #4
        Originally posted by Wildcard
        eat more meat
        cornflakessssss

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        • com
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 4541

          #5
          Originally posted by johnbosh
          cornflakessssss

          too much starch ;P

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          • WebTitan
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 5114

            #6
            what are you doing? trying to stop his heart?

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            • com
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 4541

              #7
              Originally posted by WebTitan
              what are you doing? trying to stop his heart?
              hey he's a guido right? less cheese more meet... get a boner and fuck the proteine into muscle... better then just clog the boner arteries with cheese!

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              • Oracle Porn
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                • Oct 2002
                • 24433

                #8
                Your a fat ass


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                • com
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 4541

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                  Your a fat ass

                  hahaha not yet... i can put back 6-8 pounds of meat a day and a case of beer and not gain a pound. give me another ten years

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                  • Oracle Porn
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 24433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by com



                    hahaha not yet... i can put back 6-8 pounds of meat a day and a case of beer and not gain a pound. give me another ten years
                    How much do you weight?


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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      I think that meal would have me sitting on the crapper all day

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                      • brand0n
                        been very busy
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 26983

                        #12
                        stop beating off 100 times a day
                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                        • com
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 4541

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                          How much do you weight?
                          145 pounds 5'10.5"

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                          • com
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                            • Aug 2003
                            • 4541

                            #14

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                            • com
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4541

                              #15
                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                              I think that meal would have me sitting on the crapper all day
                              You're supposed to supliment that with alot of sex! You burn off half it shit the other half out ;)

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                              • com
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                                • Aug 2003
                                • 4541

                                #16
                                Originally posted by juicylinks
                                I think that meal would have me sitting on the crapper all day
                                you may have a point... i just got my mid-morning bowel workout

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