Wow, I thought I was the best.
First came the Pizza leaflets, so I could jump from emptying my bowels, get on the blower and fill them up again.
Then came the cordless fone, so I could jump off only to greet the pizza man.
Then I bought an acoustic so I could pass the time when constipation came.
But, computing and pooing. Why leave the bathroom?!
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