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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    The Phonecall Every Parent Fears The Most

    "Mum? Dad? ......... um.......... i'm leaving Harvard........but don't freak out! I have a plan. I'm coming home to live in the basement, i have been learning lots of stuff about the Internet and there is alot of money in porno websites, I can sleep all day and work at night posting pictures of naked women on the Internet ......... it will only take a couple hours, this is good because I really want to catch up on my sleeping and TV watching, i saw a story on CNN about it, people are making millions ........ whaaaaaaaaaa? No it's not another stupid idea, you never have any faith in me ...... let me get this straight ........are you saying I can't come home and live in the basement and sleep all day and make porno sites at night? "
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  • HeadPimp
    Bad Mo-Fo
    • Jul 2001
    • 2772

    #2
    A plan huh. You mean like the operations manual I am putting together? Spent at least six hours on the first couple pages alone.

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    • Kimmykim
      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
      • Jun 2001
      • 16015

      #3
      Hey now, if the kid can pay the rent, why not ;)

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      • johnbosh
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 8965

        #4
        haha, better finfish your study and then go building adult sites

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        • chemicaleyes
          UNSTOPPABLE
          • Aug 2003
          • 11569

          #5
          Originally posted by Mutt
          "Mum? Dad? ......... um.......... i'm leaving Harvard........but don't freak out! I have a plan. I'm coming home to live in the basement, i have been learning lots of stuff about the Internet and there is alot of money in porno websites, I can sleep all day and work at night posting pictures of naked women on the Internet ......... it will only take a couple hours, this is good because I really want to catch up on my sleeping and TV watching, i saw a story on CNN about it, people are making millions ........ whaaaaaaaaaa? No it's not another stupid idea, you never have any faith in me ...... let me get this straight ........are you saying I can't come home and live in the basement and sleep all day and make porno sites at night? "
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          • notjoe
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 5599

            #6
            Originally posted by Mutt
            "Mum? Dad? ......... um.......... i'm leaving Harvard........but don't freak out! I have a plan. I'm coming home to live in the basement, i have been learning lots of stuff about the Internet and there is alot of money in porno websites, I can sleep all day and work at night posting pictures of naked women on the Internet ......... it will only take a couple hours, this is good because I really want to catch up on my sleeping and TV watching, i saw a story on CNN about it, people are making millions ........ whaaaaaaaaaa? No it's not another stupid idea, you never have any faith in me ...... let me get this straight ........are you saying I can't come home and live in the basement and sleep all day and make porno sites at night? "
            Throw in a loan of a couple mill and you have LikeWhoa!

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            • Chris E
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 2895

              #7
              Anyone here actually do that? I did university first, then porn...

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              • grogan
                So Fucking Banned
                • Feb 2001
                • 2284

                #8
                I used to beat up homeless guys and sell the video tape of it for a living, and look at me now!

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                • Shooter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 2842

                  #9

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                  • AphEX
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 2901

                    #10
                    Originally posted by grogan
                    I used to beat up homeless guys and sell the video tape of it for a living, and look at me now!
                    big deal

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                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      i'd say stay in Harvard and do it from a just off campus apartment and put up the price.

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                      • johnbosh
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 8965

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                        i'd say stay in Harvard and do it from a just off campus apartment and put up the price.
                        yup just combine the 2, should be a winner combination

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                        • com
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 4541

                          #13
                          hey i have a shanty in the backyard... im moving up in this world

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                          • myjah
                            Back in the harbor
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 11482

                            #14
                            your poor mum
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                            • dantheman
                              OG
                              • May 2002
                              • 3308

                              #15
                              haha, hey mutt, we know a guy who started on his mom's porch ;)
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                              • brand0n
                                been very busy
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 26983

                                #16
                                ill beat up grogan and tape it for the highest bidder
                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                • PornDiscounts-V
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 5745

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                  Hey now, if the kid can pay the rent, why not ;)
                                  I think you meant to say,

                                  Hey now, if the kid can pay the rent, ynot?
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                                  • johnbosh
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 8965

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brand0n
                                    ill beat up grogan and tape it for the highest bidder

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                                    • KMR Stitch
                                      I am cool
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 14494

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by brand0n
                                      ill beat up grogan and tape it for the highest bidder
                                      You wouldn't do it for free?

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                                      • Mike AI
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 3624

                                        #20
                                        This is sorta what happened with me..... thuogh I finished up school. My mom was supportive, even when I was making pennies... My dad, even up till 2 years ago kept telling me I need to go take the Bar so I have something to fall back on! haha


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                                        • JamesK
                                          hi
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 16731

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by KMR Stitch


                                          You wouldn't do it for free?
                                          I'd
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