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  • MrsJFPDude
    Registered User
    • Oct 2003
    • 62

    #1

    A man and woman ...

    A man and woman gets ready to go to bed for the first time together.

    The man starts taking off his socks and all of a sudden the woman yells ohhh grosss what the fuck is that?

    The man explains to her he had tolio as a kid.

    She asked don't you mean polio?

    No he said it was tolio.

    So he starts taking off his pants and she screams again ... damn look at those knees what happened to those?

    The man explained he had neasles as a kid.

    She said don't you mean measles?

    No he said I mean neasles.

    He took off his underwear and she looked and said wait let me guess small cocks right?

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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #2
    funny..corny....but funny


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    • MetaformX
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 6704

      #3
      give me 2 reasons why I should not ban you from GFY immideatly. You have 2 minutes to comply

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      • Tuga
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 7678

        #4

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        • SlutFinder
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 2273

          #5
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          • buddyjuf

            #6
            creative spam

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            • MrsJFPDude
              Registered User
              • Oct 2003
              • 62

              #7
              Originally posted by MetaformX
              give me 2 reasons why I should not ban you from GFY immideatly. You have 2 minutes to comply
              1. you never met me and you still owe me a drink.

              2. deep down inside you remeber me paying for work you did for us a few years ago.

              good enough reasons?
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              • EZRhino
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 6258

                #8
                Not bad

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                • MrsJFPDude
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 62

                  #9
                  Hey I can't help it that some men have short cummings.
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                  • hyatla
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1720

                    #10
                    Hi MetaformX, you rock!

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                    • hyatla
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1720

                      #11
                      I wonder where to find a list of GFY moderators. Lensman I know. Now I know metaforumx too.
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                      • JFPdude
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 4027

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hyatla
                        I wonder where to find a list of GFY moderators. Lensman I know. Now I know metaforumx too.
                        hahaha ask Metaformx about his t-shirt for becoming a mod ....


                        LMFAO

                        Metaformx as a mod ... thats the funniest thing I read all day.

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                        • hyatla
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1720

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JFPdude


                          hahaha ask Metaformx about his t-shirt for becoming a mod ....


                          LMFAO

                          Metaformx as a mod ... thats the funniest thing I read all day.

                          Oh, so he was just messing with your woman?

                          So lensman is the only ass I need to kiss here?
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                          • MSB
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 2984

                            #14
                            lol


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                            • myjah
                              Back in the harbor
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 11482

                              #15
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                              • WebTitan
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 5114

                                #16

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