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  • socalcash
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 323

    #1

    Important Announcement about EPOCH/PAYCOM

    After doing business with Epoch for five years I finally decided to go up and see their office. Not only was I treated to a wonderful SUSHI lunch, I had the chance to see these guys at work.

    I have been to a couple porn offices in my time but this was neither your typical office nor operation.

    It began with some strange Mexican fella taking my keys to VALET parked the Greek Ferrari. I made my way into the office where I was searched by security and given a badge after being greeted by the male receptionist (the only down fall of the office.. you would have thought Epoch would have had some really hot model sitting at the front disk but instead a friendly fella.)

    I was then welcomed into the Office by Jeff Southworth (a truly respectable individual) who gave me the full tour of the building.

    You must imagine a room similar to that of the one in the movie boiler room, complete with a ticker on the wall showing the success rate of customer service calls for the day and how many have been answered within the average time. When I saw this I then realized why our chargebacks were so low.

    Jeff then led me down the hall into the corporate wing of PayCom. Door after door after door each office very nicely decorated and stationed. These were not just empty rooms they had people inside working hard on making sure things go smoothly. I was then given the good looking girl tour by Jeff taking me by all the attractive WOMEN OF PAYCOM. This made me feel even better about where I send business. Well worth the two hour drive.

    We then made our way into the TECHNICAL DEPT. Joel, Manish and some other fine fellas sat down and actually listened to what I wanted in the new reporting system. They actually sat there and took the time to brainstorm with me on how I could make more money or better manage my business with new tools that I requested. I would highly suggest everyone pick up the phone and or call these guys tomorrow and let them know what should be in the new reports so that everyone can benefit.

    After concluding my tour and having my wonderful lunch I realized why our business has grown over the years. A processor needs to be run as a legit business and these guys have it down to a science. I would highly suggest everyone take a second and ask them self who their processor really is? These are the guys that cut your checks manage your members and ultimately your career.


    I hope I was not tooooooooooooo long with my post.

    -A
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  • funkmaster
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2001
    • 7938

    #2
    ... so, did you fuck the receptionist, or not ?

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    • socalcash
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 323

      #3
      no silly...
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      • Mr Pheer
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2002
        • 22082

        #4
        Think I'll drive down there next time I'm in the mood for free sushi

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        • 12clicks
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 19814

          #5
          I skipped the porn put on and just had diner with Mr. Mallick.
          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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          • funkmaster
            So Fucking Banned
            • Sep 2001
            • 7938

            #6
            Originally posted by socalcash
            no silly...
            ... you wouldn't know what you've been missing out.

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            • socalcash
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2003
              • 323

              #7
              Whats the porn put on?
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              • KRL
                Entrepreneur
                • Oct 2002
                • 31429

                #8
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                • 12clicks
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 19814

                  #9
                  Originally posted by socalcash
                  Whats the porn put on?
                  That's your part n the play.
                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                  • Donnie Gangsta
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 1104

                    #10
                    "These are the guys that cut your checks manage your members and ultimately your career."

                    Anyone who uses a 3rd party processor to ultimately handle their destiny should reevaulate their biz plan...

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                    • socalcash
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 323

                      #11
                      okay Donnie,

                      Thank you for the wise words of wisdom.

                      This was an EPOCH KICKS ASS THREAD! Care to join in....
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                      • kmanrox
                        aka K-Man
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 29295

                        #12
                        dan gave me that same tour a couple years ago, except apparently my porsche wasnt worthy of valet parking =-/
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                        • El Demonio
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 237

                          #13
                          Fine!

                          now, how much did Epoch paid you put up this stupid thread here?
                          WE ARE ALL ONE CIRCLE, NO BEGINNING, NO END.

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                          • BluMedia
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 3973

                            #14
                            Yeah Paycom kicks ass they are definetly on top of everything.

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                            • PornBroker
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 686

                              #15
                              They are pro's - no doubt.
                              please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith...I was around when jesus christ had his moment of doubt and pain...made damn sure that pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate...pleased to meet you hope you guess my name...but's what's puzzling you is the nature of my game...

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                              • EvilDan
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 179

                                #16
                                Great to hear mate
                                They are definitely a class act
                                Preofessionalism is the new set of keys in our biz IMO

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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by socalcash
                                  It began with some strange Mexican fella taking my keys to VALET parked the Greek Ferrari. I made my way into the office where I was searched by security and given a badge after being greeted by the male receptionist (the only down fall of the office.. you would have thought Epoch would have had some really hot model sitting at the front disk but instead a friendly fella.)

                                  I was then welcomed into the Office by Jeff Southworth (a truly respectable individual) who gave me the full tour of the building.

                                  You must imagine a room similar to that of the one in the movie boiler room, complete with a ticker on the wall showing the success rate of customer service calls for the day and how many have been answered within the average time.
                                  -A
                                  Thanks for the flashback tour of the Wells Fargo office I used to work at.

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                                  • Rand
                                    Industry Vet
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 2663

                                    #18
                                    SoCalCash,

                                    Thanks for the good words. You've been with us almost since the very beginning and it's great to see you guys reach the level of success that you have. You are exactly the kind of client that we love. Smart with your business with long term objectives. That's the philosophy that we as an IPSP are required to have and it's great to have programs out there with the same mind set.

                                    I can't believe you haven't been by the office before. But I'm glad you finally stopped in. We've had several visitors over the past couple of years and it's always a privilege to show our clients how we operate. But even better, it's great for us to get the kind of feedback we need to help you make your own business better. It really shouldn't be a surprise that our tech guys sit down and brainstorm with you. They dig that stuff.

                                    Too bad I didn't get some time with you yesterday. Guess we'll make up for some other time. Oh, and if we ever put together a "Women of Paycom" calendar, I'll make sure you get a copy.


                                    --Rand




                                    -- Rand


                                    Payment Industry - Communications - Quality Assurance

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                                    • Jason
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 4287

                                      #19
                                      I got the free Sushi to Good stuff.
                                      I stay busy.

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                                      • PornDiscounts-V
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 5745

                                        #20
                                        I too have had the pleasure of touring the Paycom offices. While I have yet to be valet parked, it is not a concern of mine. I am more interested in their ability to do business. I was surprised to find a man behind the front desk, and then I thought about it. I don't care who sits there as long as they can do their job. The man who sits there never drops my call, never forgets about me on hold and always knows the perfect person to transfer me too.

                                        After you get past the receptionist, you become aware of the tight security. Even though Chris waved them off me, they insisted that they do their jobs. Reminds me of someone asking to see ID when I use a credit card, sure it sucks to fish for it, but they are doing it for your own good. Impressive.

                                        Inside everyone is very professional and to be honest, I was expecting Playboy centerfolds on the walls and a disco ball. Not here. Clean, organized, presentable, all words that come to mind.

                                        Like you I found them very intersted in my needs and very interested in my views of what they are currently doing. Over and over they stated that it is ok to ask about anything I wanted to know, and that they check their egos at the door. Even though I am not a major player in the industry and don't drive a European car, they wanted to help me get there and wanted to know how they could be of help in achiving it.

                                        How would I sum them up in one word? Proactive.

                                        They also didn't waist my time. Everything we discussed, they made the changes or put the plan into action if it was long term. I couldn't see myself doing this with any other payment proccessor. Two words to sum up their character? Everyday People (just like you and me).
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                                        • Rand
                                          Industry Vet
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 2663

                                          #21
                                          Again. Much thanks vvvvv.

                                          Much appreciated.

                                          --The TEAM at EPOCH




                                          -- Rand


                                          Payment Industry - Communications - Quality Assurance

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                                          • MetaformX
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 6704

                                            #22
                                            epoch is good people. so is jettis

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                                            • Kimmykim
                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 16015

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by El Demonio
                                              Fine!

                                              now, how much did Epoch paid you put up this stupid thread here?
                                              You are an idiot.

                                              I've been in three of the four major processors offices and they are all running like professional financial institutes.

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                                              • BradShaw
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 7840

                                                #24
                                                I should swing by there one day. We have been with Epoch from the start, account #32. I am sure I helped pay for atleast .0001% of that nice office;-)
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                                                • LAJ
                                                  Gingerific
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 5567

                                                  #25
                                                  I did my tour there last summer... definitely a cool place
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                                                  • FUCKuPAYme
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 1023

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PornBroker
                                                    They are pro's - no doubt.
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                                                    • EZRhino
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 6258

                                                      #27

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                                                      • makefuckingmoney
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 3277

                                                        #28
                                                        how can you tell how old your account is?

                                                        Mine is like A##

                                                        does that tell you your actual number?

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                                                        • Processing Princess
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 175

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rand
                                                          ....Oh, and if we ever put together a "Women of Paycom" calendar, I'll make sure you get a copy.


                                                          --Rand
                                                          Hey Rand last time I checked I worked for Paycom not Walmart

                                                          Isabel ;)

                                                          socalcash, it was nice seeing you and having you in the office
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                                                          • Rand
                                                            Industry Vet
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 2663

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
                                                            how can you tell how old your account is?

                                                            Mine is like A##

                                                            does that tell you your actual number?
                                                            It somewhat difficult to tell where you are in the scheme of things via a company code. But I can tell you that you were one of the first 1000 clients that we set up.

                                                            --Rand
                                                            -- Rand


                                                            Payment Industry - Communications - Quality Assurance

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                                                            • BradShaw
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 7840

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Rand


                                                              It somewhat difficult to tell where you are in the scheme of things via a company code. But I can tell you that you were one of the first 1000 clients that we set up.

                                                              --Rand


                                                              Chris, first 1000, whippee;-)

                                                              KingK asked that you bring an iron to cabo, his shirts are wrinkled and I have no iron here!
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                                                              • Kimmykim
                                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 16015

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BradShaw

                                                                I have no iron here!
                                                                That is certainly not my fault ;)

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                                                                • makefuckingmoney
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 3277

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yeah I seem to remember kk throwing an iron at you..

                                                                  At least she should have!!!!!!!!

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                                                                  • makefuckingmoney
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 3277

                                                                    #34
                                                                    An iron?

                                                                    WTF we are going to cabo san lucas..not South Beach..

                                                                    Shit i aint even bringing any pants! and of course no underwear..I hate to slow the ladies down..

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                                                                    • Zprogramz
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 1360

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
                                                                      "These are the guys that cut your checks manage your members and ultimately your career."

                                                                      Anyone who uses a 3rd party processor to ultimately handle their destiny should reevaulate their biz plan...
                                                                      I could not agree more.
                                                                      And now you know what they do with your 15%.. LOL

                                                                      Z

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                                                                      • Jizzman
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                        • 379

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Hmmmm..wonder if they will valet park my suzuki swift (it's an automatic!!)...they probably couldn't handle the power


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                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 16015

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
                                                                          Yeah I seem to remember kk throwing an iron at you..

                                                                          At least she should have!!!!!!!!
                                                                          I should have thrown it at you on the way to the airport with all those damn snacks I bought you stashed in your bag!!!! ;)

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