HAHAHA! Good luck! You are a very brave man!
I got my guy to agree to a chest wax after he had a few to drink.
He was no where as hairy as you, just a patch on his nipples and sternum that resembles "The Crow" insignia.
He had to bite down on a broom handle while I waxed him. He didn't talk to me the next day and we didn't have sex for a week.
After the redness and swelling went down, I caught him admiring his glossy revealed pecks in the mirror a few times.
Good luck. I don't have a paypal account otherwise I'd shoot you a few....
