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  • drunkdollars
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 2734

    #1

    How do I filter traffic by religion?

    Anyone have a script?
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  • GeXus
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 3320

    #2

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    • JiucyLinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 4

      #3
      ask jesus dialer

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      • drunkdollars
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 2734

        #4
        Originally posted by JiucyLinks
        ask jesus dialer
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        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
          best designer on GFY
          • Mar 2003
          • 30307

          #5
          Ask em on a form maybe?

          Fuck that. Now that I think about it all its a cragmire.

          Is Dick sucking more offensive to Arabs than to Buddhist's?
          Is Group Sex more arousing than Anal sex for Mormon's?
          Is Eating Pussy just not Kosher to Jewish folk and if not what would be?

          Damnit...

          Ya busted my fucking head on this.

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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            [Directory /docroot]
            Order Deny,Allow
            Deny from

            allah
            budda
            Moses
            Jesus
            Amish
            [/Directory]



            ] swap with > and <

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            • drunkdollars
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 2734

              #7
              Originally posted by AlienQ
              Ask em on a form maybe?

              Fuck that. Now that I think about it all its a cragmire.

              Is Dick sucking more offensive to Arabs than to Buddhist's?
              Is Group Sex more arousing than Anal sex for Mormon's?
              Is Eating Pussy just not Kosher to Jewish folk and if not what would be?

              Damnit...

              Ya busted my fucking head on this.

              A form is a good idea but I was looking for something that can auto detect

              Anyone?
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              • woj
                <&(©¿©)&>
                • Jul 2002
                • 47880

                #8
                $HTTP_USER_VARS['religion']

                http://www.php.net/manual/user_variables.php#religion
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                • NetRodent
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 3985

                  #9
                  Simply grab HTTP_RELIGION environment variable and look it up in the ISO Religion codes...

                  http://www.iso.org/iso/en/CatalogueL....CatalogueList
                  "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                  --H.L. Mencken

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                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    best designer on GFY
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 30307

                    #10
                    Its not there, it would be funnier if it were though!

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                    • hibbidiji
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 208

                      #11
                      anyone try this?

                      <?php
                      $dbhost = "universe";
                      $dbusername = "diety";
                      $dbpass = "me";
                      $dbname = "world_religion";
                      $link = mysql_connect($dbhost, $dbusername, $dbpass) or die ("There is no spoon");
                      mysql_select_db ($dbname) or die ("no religions found");
                      $sql = "SELECT * FROM `religions` WHERE `sex_acceptable` = '1'";
                      $religion_1 = mysql_query ($sql,$link) or die("died");
                      $religion =mysql_fetch_array($religion_1);
                      $result = count($religion);
                      echo $result;
                      ?>


                      I keep getting "0" am I doing something wrong?



                      (and no programmers trying to bitch about which versions of php would return a NULL array and which would return an EMPTY array)




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                      • Adult Site Traffic
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 5093

                        #12
                        RewriteEngine on
                        Options +FollowSymlinks
                        RewriteBase /

                        RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^christian [NC]
                        RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                        RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^wiccan[NC]
                        RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                        RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^pagan[NC]
                        RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                        RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^buddist [NC]
                        RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                        RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^catholic [NC]
                        RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com
                        --

                        Sholul work fine.

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                        • hibbidiji
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 208

                          #13
                          c'mon! we need at least one c, one asp one hahahahahahahahahaha and one perl!

                          get em in there boys

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                          • woj
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 47880

                            #14
                            You can always have a flashing link "special offer for X religion"
                            each time the page reloads, put a different religion in.

                            Then when they click, play a wave file on the following page...
                            with a deep God-like voice saying something creative. Something about how joining your site is what God wants or something along those lines.
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                            • hibbidiji
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 208

                              #15
                              LOL
                              gfy changed j-a-v-a-s-c-r-i-p-t to hahahahahahahahahaha
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                              • woj
                                <&(©¿©)&>
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 47880

                                #16
                                and if they don't join, promote a "history eraser" on exit... claiming that even God won't have proof you viewed porn after the software is done with his system.
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                                • SomeCreep
                                  :glugglug
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 26118

                                  #17
                                  Simple, put a clickable picture of each god on your page with the words "more porn" under them. Surfers will click the god they believe in thus filtering your traffic by religion.

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                                  • drunkdollars
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 2734

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
                                    RewriteEngine on
                                    Options +FollowSymlinks
                                    RewriteBase /

                                    RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^christian [NC]
                                    RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                                    RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^wiccan[NC]
                                    RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                                    RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^pagan[NC]
                                    RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                                    RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^buddist [NC]
                                    RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

                                    RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^catholic [NC]
                                    RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com
                                    --

                                    Sholul work fine.

                                    Im getting errors
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                                    • BlueDesignStudios
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 9492

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by woj
                                      and if they don't join, promote a "history eraser" on exit... claiming that even God won't have proof you viewed porn after the software is done with his system.

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                                      • drunkdollars
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 2734

                                        #20
                                        I am planning on selling internet eraser but I need to filter first..

                                        Anyone got any more ideas?
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                                        • TheJimmy
                                          ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 10747

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by drunkdollars
                                          Anyone have a script?

                                          ask 12clicks


                                          I think he deals mostly in Islamic traffic...
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                                          • drunkdollars
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 2734

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheJimmy



                                            ask 12clicks


                                            I think he deals mostly in Islamic traffic...
                                            Does is convert?
                                            How does he filter it?
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