When I've been living with my parents, i went with my friends to a concert and drunk too much vodka and beer ( that was the first time i was drinking since few months - because of a chick i took a long break from alcohol ) and then i wanted to get a piss but i had problems with staying on my feet and i felt to the most polluted river in my area...
They took me out of the river and in completely wet and dirty clothes i got to the bus ( no idea how ) and in the bus i puked all over the bus and on myself several times....
then i got out of the bus, somehow managed to get to my house but lost the keys so my parents had to open me the door and when they saw me, lol, i would like to see their reaction....
then they put me in the bath and i went to bed....
sorry, no pics, but i like that story
conclusion: no pussy is worth several month alcohol-abstinence
