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me and jackson were in a store in NYC waiting for me to get somethin pierced and this HUGE black lady was in front of me. So she goes in the back and the guy Tommy is like, "Nobody come back here or Ill kick the shit out of you!"
So w're chillin while he puts up these chinese screens to block our view. Funny thing is, this lady brought 4 kids all under 5 years old and her sister. So all of a sudden a different guy walks out of the back room past the screen, and it falls!!!
JESUS H CHRIST!
all you see is the 250 pound black lady spread eagle gettin her clit pierced... she was like what the fuck? her kids saw her naked on the chair and started crying... the dood tommy is like who the fuck did it? me and jackson looked at each other ready to fucking cry it was so funny! hiddeousness of that sight will haunt my dreams forever...
LOL