An older guy (prob about 50 or 60) came buy to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog but I did hear the doorbell. I grabbed the bill from the door and he's like, "Is the homeowner here?" I'm like, "I am". For those of you know met me before, I look very young. I live in an upscale middle class neighborhood
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please elaborateComment
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He must have assumed I was the kid or somethingComment
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CoolOriginally posted by sweetcuties
He must have assumed I was the kid or somethingComment
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that's so cool dudeOriginally posted by sweetcuties
An older guy (prob about 50 or 60) came buy to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog but I did hear the doorbell. I grabbed the bill from the door and he's like, "Is the homeowner here?" I'm like, "I am". For those of you know met me before, I look very young. I live in an upscale middle class neighborhoodComment
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Exactly.Originally posted by quiet
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That's an exciting story
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Does this clear it up?:
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Some 50 or 60 year old guy came by today to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog when I heard the doorbell. I ran to the frontdoor and opened it:
50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey is your mother home?"
You: "My mother?"
50 or 60 year old guy: "Yes or your father or whoever owns this house."
You: "I am the owner."
50 or 60 year old guy: "Haha right, stop wasting my time kid and get your mom or dad."Comment
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You forgot to start it with
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I thought I would be the last person in the world to be writing in tell a story but ...
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This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!work hard. play hard.
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Are you sure? Look again:Originally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!
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Most threads usually areOriginally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!
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Take it easy the rest of the day after that...
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The point would be:Originally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!
A) The 50 or 60 year old man needs glasses.
B) Sweetcuties needs to grow a mustache and beard to make himself look older.Comment
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Thanks for sharing wild adventures from your seemingly very exciting life.Originally posted by sweetcuties
An older guy (prob about 50 or 60) came buy to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog but I did hear the doorbell. I grabbed the bill from the door and he's like, "Is the homeowner here?" I'm like, "I am". For those of you know met me before, I look very young. I live in an upscale middle class neighborhood
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Jebus, I just about fell outta my chair!! LOLOriginally posted by TheLegacy
You forgot to start it with
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I thought I would be the last person in the world to be writing in tell a story but ...
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You need to surf the boards more.Originally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!Comment
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so are you telling us you didn't invite him in and have sex like in all the porno movies?In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.Comment
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Pay those bills on time and old men won't umm hand deliver them.Living in Virtual Reality
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That was a fine, fine story. Damn fine.
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WOW that must have been intense.
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One time this guy came up to my house. I was in the yard pulling some weeds. "Hey," I said, and he shot back "hi, how are you?" "Great! Nice day to be outside," I replied. "Yep, well have a good one," he said, after putting mail in my mailbox and starting toward the neighbor's house.Comment
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Keep it coming... shit is funny. I'm cracking up... can't even get any work done, lol.Comment
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I used the bus as transportation last night.
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That's the best story so farOriginally posted by arg
One time this guy came up to my house. I was in the yard pulling some weeds. "Hey," I said, and he shot back "hi, how are you?" "Great! Nice day to be outside," I replied. "Yep, well have a good one," he said, after putting mail in my mailbox and starting toward the neighbor's house.
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someone rang my doorbell once.the revolution is coming.Comment
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Originally posted by arg
One time this guy came up to my house. I was in the yard pulling some weeds. "Hey," I said, and he shot back "hi, how are you?" "Great! Nice day to be outside," I replied. "Yep, well have a good one," he said, after putting mail in my mailbox and starting toward the neighbor's house.
Wow! Two deliriously exciting real-world tales in one day!
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Sht man, yesterday I did laundry... it's an exciting weekOriginally posted by Shooter
Wow! Two deliriously exciting real-world tales in one day!
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good thing no one is home to meet those kind of people.
leave them outside my door and hopefully, no one steals them until i get home. good thing your landlady is around to take those calls
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well its a great story, young webmasters make real cash (those who know how) meaning you can buy real things, in the dot com days most of the young guys had "stock paper" only couldnt buy shit.
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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
This thread made baby jesus cry. TWICE.
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Honestly, that was the reaason for the thread... kinda inspiring to accomplish so much while young but it seems like this thread turn a turn. No one in this thread affects my income... just laughing cause most of the comments are funnyOriginally posted by EscortBiz
well its a great story, young webmasters make real cash (those who know how) meaning you can buy real things, in the dot com days most of the young guys had "stock paper" only couldnt buy shit.
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i get that same shit all the timeComment
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can you come over I need mine doneOriginally posted by sweetcuties
Sht man, yesterday I did laundry... it's an exciting week
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So nothing else happened between you and that guy. So disappointing.
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to be a young black homeowner..its beautiful
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Originally posted by ControlThy
Does this clear it up?:
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Some 50 or 60 year old guy came by today to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog when I heard the doorbell. I ran to the frontdoor and opened it:
50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey is your mother home?"
You: "My mother?"
50 or 60 year old guy: "Yes or your father or whoever owns this house."
You: "I am the owner."
50 or 60 year old guy: "Haha right, stop wasting my time kid and get your mom or dad." you forgot to add
50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey little girl, is your mommy home?"Comment
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i think you hit the nail on the head. not being racist, but mabye he thought you werent the homeowner because you're black? its probably more common for old guys to think that.Originally posted by toodamnfli
to be a young black homeowner..its beautiful
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Like in Next Friday!Originally posted by beemk
i think you hit the nail on the head. not being racist, but mabye he thought you werent the homeowner because you're black? its probably more common for old guys to think that.
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Wow this thread had me in tears. Too funny! You guys are great!!
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One time @ band camp!!!!!!!Trust no one there all snakesComment
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Originally posted by Paul -C-
That's an exciting story
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I was thinking the same thing...to bad I didn't post itOriginally posted by irishfury
One time @ band camp!!!!!!!Comment
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