FUCK do I HATE these noisy banners

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    FUCK do I HATE these noisy banners

    I'm on the phone and my mouse drags over a flash banner by accident and it screams at me. UGGGGGGGGG


    they SUCK
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • SomeCreep
    :glugglug
    • Mar 2003
    • 26118

    #2
    Do what I do, keep your computer on mute.

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    • The Truth Hurts
      Zph7YXfjMhg
      • Nov 2002
      • 15770

      #3
      fuck the mute.
      disable javascr!pt before coming here.

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      • Aussie Rebel
        Blow Me U Geeks
        • Aug 2001
        • 5108

        #4
        Yeah they piss me off too, hey sleazy we seem to be agreeing on alot of things lately

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        • LabratReducks
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 82

          #5
          I personally enjoyed the one that played "suck my dick bitch". I would mouse over it and make my own little breakbeats.

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          • X37375787

            #6
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            • Aussie Rebel
              Blow Me U Geeks
              • Aug 2001
              • 5108

              #7
              Originally posted by LabratReducks
              I personally enjoyed the one that played "suck my dick bitch". I would mouse over it and make my own little breakbeats.

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              • the Shemp
                congrats to the winners
                • Nov 2001
                • 10891

                #8
                i do like the ones with the Disco music
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                • webgurl
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 7954

                  #9
                  sometimes really late at nite it freaks the shit outta me when i accidentally mouseover it and not expecting it all ,

                  especially the girl ones where they talk the voices creep me right out !!!
                  mommy!!

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                  • escorpio
                    doesn't fuck around.
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 23485

                    #10
                    Ban the fucking things.
                    Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                    • SleazyDream
                      I'm here for SPORT
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470

                      #11
                      Originally posted by escorpio
                      Ban the fucking things.
                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                      Now read without the word dog.

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                      • Turboface
                        Back in Black
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 9976

                        #12
                        Originally posted by the Shemp
                        i do like the ones with the Disco music
                        I'm promoting them solely on their music - seriously.

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                        • shermo

                          #13
                          Ya. They are pretty fucking annoying.

                          My favorites include the "fuck yea" one, the "hallelujah" one and the "you'd be better off working at wendy's" one.

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                          • the Shemp
                            congrats to the winners
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 10891

                            #14
                            Originally posted by webgurl
                            sometimes really late at nite it freaks the shit outta me when i accidentally mouseover it and not expecting it all ,

                            especially the girl ones where they talk the voices creep me right out !!!
                            mommy!!
                            That one voice sounds like Mrs. Shemp yelling at me.
                            i use Vacares...so should you
                            Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                            • SixNine
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 1357

                              #15
                              LOL Shemp

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                              • Dawgy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 5856

                                #16
                                Originally posted by LabratReducks
                                I personally enjoyed the one that played "suck my dick bitch".
                                yeah you like it when i say that to you too.
                                the revolution is coming.

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                                • the Shemp
                                  congrats to the winners
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 10891

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SixNine
                                  LOL Shemp
                                  Im surprised you havent heard her in Seattle, its only 120 miles away.
                                  i use Vacares...so should you
                                  Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                                  • Superterrorizer
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 509

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dawgy

                                    yeah you like it when i say that to you too.

                                    Ahahaha.

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                                    • DarkJedi
                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 28301

                                      #19
                                      fucking WegCash pisses me off most of all

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                                      • johnbosh
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 8965

                                        #20
                                        CLICK ME NOW:d

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                                        • Mike AI
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 3624

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by shermsshack
                                          Ya. They are pretty fucking annoying.

                                          My favorites include the "fuck yea" one, the "hallelujah" one and the "you'd be better off working at wendy's" one.
                                          Thanks!!



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                                          • quiet
                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 25115

                                            #22
                                            i hate the one's with music most of all.

                                            but still have hate for all audio banners. as hooper and i were discussing the other day, it's really just training to avoid running your cursor over banners of any kind.
                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                            • Wizzo
                                              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                              • Nov 2000
                                              • 15224

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Turboface

                                              I'm promoting them solely on their music - seriously.
                                              me too.... If their banner makes noise I'm not promoting it!
                                              Looking for Opportunity!

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                                              • FATPad
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 6693

                                                #24
                                                I actually installed Mozilla Firebird just for GFY. It's the only thing I use it for. All the flash shit is disabled.

                                                I can now read GFY in peace.
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                                                • JFPdude
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 4027

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by quiet
                                                  it's really just training to avoid running your cursor over banners of any kind.
                                                  Thats why they have the stupid sheep banner to retrain you to click on them again.

                                                  It goes hand in hand with what the hun was saying about sponsor popups. Soon we will have everybody trained not to click or mouseover anything.

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                                                  • JayJay
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 3739

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by quiet
                                                    i hate the one's with music most of all.

                                                    but still have hate for all audio banners. as hooper and i were discussing the other day, it's really just training to avoid running your cursor over banners of any kind.
                                                    Good Point
                                                    If I go to Click a banner and It plays some stupid mouse over I just Don't click it

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                                                    • LeeNoga
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 3043

                                                      #27
                                                      Some of the noisey ones you can kinda make your own music by banging it with your mouse [an and off the banner rapid], sounds like your spinning wax like a pro DJ :-))

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                                                      • Paul
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 2637

                                                        #28
                                                        sometimes really late at nite it freaks the shit outta me when i accidentally mouseover it and not expecting it all
                                                        Too fuckin right !! A few days ago I had stayed up all night to get some work finnished and before i went to sleep i checked one of the boards and my mouse hovered over one of those weg cash flash banners which made me jump off my chair, really scared the shit outta me. It was just so unexpected and loud, certainly not the shit you want when you haven't had sleep for 24 hours

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                                                        • Gouges
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 152

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by quiet
                                                          i hate the one's with music most of all.

                                                          but still have hate for all audio banners. as hooper and i were discussing the other day, it's really just training to avoid running your cursor over banners of any kind.
                                                          I simply dont understand why people dont understand common principles like this.

                                                          The initial increase (if its even there) from musical banners couldn't possibly be worth the outcome of what it teaches the consumers that don't purchase - DO NOT PUT YOUR MOUSE ANYWHERE NEAR A BANNER.

                                                          Is it just me or is teaching your consumers to stay away from your ads very anti-productive?

                                                          I've personally noticed myself avoiding banners on every single webmaster site I frequent.

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                                                          • hyatla
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 1720

                                                            #30
                                                            Yeah, that's a stupid marketing thing. Almost every asian site I go to, I hear "letter P for pussy". Disgusting. Guess they all use one stupid sponsor.
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                                                            • Tuga
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 7678

                                                              #31
                                                              I like to play with that ALELUIA!

                                                              But I hate the fuckers anyway.

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                                                              • loverboy
                                                                When it rains, it pours
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 20609

                                                                #32
                                                                Beep Beep

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                                                                • wizz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 634

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by LabratReducks
                                                                  I personally enjoyed the one that played "suck my dick bitch". I would mouse over it and make my own little breakbeats.
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                                                                  • TondaB
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 3162

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                    fucking WegCash pisses me off most of all
                                                                    Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

                                                                    ;)
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