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  • BlueDesignStudios
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    • Feb 2003
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    #1

    If you could patent one idea....

    What would it be?

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  • BlueDesignStudios
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    #2
    I'd say the wheel would have been a good thing to patent...

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    • FATPad
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      • Oct 2001
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      #3
      Electricity.
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      • DarkJedi
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        transfer of video over the internet

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        • Sneka
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          • Jan 2003
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          #5
          stupidity

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          • fiveyes
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            • Aug 2001
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            #6
            I would say "breathing" but there's just too many other claiments around here...
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            • BRISK
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              • Feb 2003
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              #7
              A cure for cancer
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              • GFED
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                #8
                sex
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                • JamesK
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                  • Jun 2002
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                  #9
                  cancer
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                  • BRISK
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 12240

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wildcard
                    cancer
                    I patented it 2 minutes before you.
                    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                    • WebDork
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                      • Jan 2002
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                      #11
                      In the modern age - and being semi-sensible, Viagra would have been nice...
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                      • lock
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                        • Jul 2003
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                        #12
                        To give away free porn to those that apply for a credit card. Build a porn biz into a bank that gives away free passwords to porn for those that apply for the porno mastercard fuck visa lol. Instead of making money thru memberships give them away make money thru the credit card on whatever they ever buy. The big retail chains do it .
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                        • swedguy
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                          #13
                          Then I would patent the idea of being able to patent things.

                          I would make BANK on that.

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                          • Nysus
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                            • Aug 2001
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                            #14
                            I own the patent to communication.

                            Please Paypal me $0.05 per letter to
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                            • crockett
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                              • May 2003
                              • 76818

                              #15
                              Originally posted by swedguy
                              Then I would patent the idea of being able to patent things.

                              I would make BANK on that.
                              sorry but I allready own that
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                              • chowda
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                                • Jun 2003
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                                #16
                                internet
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                                • FightThisPatent
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                                  #17
                                  stupidity




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                                  • Sneka
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by FightThisPatent
                                    stupidity
                                    I patented it 1 hour before you. I'm going to be very rich
                                    Last edited by Sneka; 10-20-2003, 07:27 AM.

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                                    • Groove
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                                      #19
                                      the orgasm

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                                      • ZoiNk
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                                        #20
                                        binary :>
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                                        • KRL
                                          Entrepreneur
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 31429

                                          #21


                                          Let's see with a .05 cent per serving royalty that would work out to about $5 Billion.

                                          Yes I'll go with the patent on Fries, thank you.

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                                          • cortezzz
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                                            #22
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                                            • ztik
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                                              #23
                                              I would patent patents
                                              .

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                                              • skillfull
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                                                #24
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                                                • NetRodent
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BRISK


                                                  I patented it 2 minutes before you.
                                                  No, you patented the cure. He patented the diseaese.
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                                                  • InsaneGreen
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                                                    #26
                                                    nicotine...
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                                                    • Ice
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                                                      #27
                                                      the diagram for how you put batteries in things
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                                                      • Eyecandy
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • PowerCum
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                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          I would patent religion and the right to trust in any god around.
                                                          Would charge 10% of the income (as the church was doing in the past) + 10% of the value of all things that have impressed "In god we trust" If I don't mistake, thats 10% of all the USA money.

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                                                          • sexeducation
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                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 7315

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
                                                            What would it be?
                                                            the transmission of information in real time or less then real time...
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                                                            • tootie
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                                                              #31
                                                              I'd pantent religion so I could sue the hell out of the moralistic Jesus freaks


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                                                              • PowerCum
                                                                CjOverkill
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 1328

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by tootie
                                                                I'd pantent religion so I could sue the hell out of the moralistic Jesus freaks
                                                                Sorry dude. I was first. Anyways I suggest you the patent on no religion, so you can take the money of all people who have no religion, so I cannot get their money

                                                                Also I patent the action to click on my sig. Click on my sig, or I will sue you.
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                                                                • MetaMan
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  id like to be a modern day rockafeller

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                                                                  • freeadultcontent
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    The processes of forming ideas

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                                                                    • arial
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Taking a shit.

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                                                                      • iamwedid
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Ironhorse
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Alcohol
                                                                          Last edited by Ironhorse; 10-20-2003, 11:18 AM.
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                                                                          • tootie
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by PowerCum


                                                                            Sorry dude. I was first. Anyways I suggest you the patent on no religion, so you can take the money of all people who have no religion, so I cannot get their money

                                                                            Also I patent the action to click on my sig. Click on my sig, or I will sue you.
                                                                            I don't want to patent religion to make money, I want to patent religion so I can force people to stop practicing it so they'll leave porn alone.

                                                                            Maybe I'll patent the idea of hating porn, and anyone who says anything bad about it will get slapped with a $googleplex fine or thrown in jail.

                                                                            Or maybe I'll patent saying the word "dude". WAY too many people call me dude, and if you'll look under my name over there, you'll see that I am a "dudette".


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                                                                            • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                                              Alcohol

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