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  • Tofu
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    • Jul 2003
    • 5615

    #51
    Can you tell mi how to make the light turn green when im on my motorcycle?
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    • DarkJedi
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      • Feb 2001
      • 28301

      #52
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


      don't you think it might be better (as an emergency service personnel... cop, ambulance, firetruck, etc) to have a green light in your favor so that the rest of traffic is stopped, thus avoiding unneccessary risk of collision at what is probably a most inopportune time?

      in my country if the siren is on and the special lights are flashing all the tarrfic around them has to pull over and stop - making room for the passing cop / ambulance / firetruck



      And if the person behind the wheel can't hear the siren and/or see the car with flashing lights - they should get their license suspended.
      Last edited by DarkJedi; 10-17-2003, 11:52 AM.

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      • Eric
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2000
        • 8818

        #53
        Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
        Can you tell mi how to make the light turn green when im on my motorcycle?
        Don't you ride in the bike lane anyways?
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        • foe
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 5246

          #54
          Never saw it, but ill definetly try

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #55
            Originally posted by DarkJedi


            And if the person behind the wheel can't hear the siren and/or see the car with flashing lights - they should get their license suspended.
            that's wonderful man.... suspend away... but administrative punishment done on paper at a later date doesn't really help the person having a heart attack or whos house is burning down, when the ambulance or firetruck just got t-boned in the intersection 6 blocks away now does it.
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            • Sexzity
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 1329

              #56
              Originally posted by Pornwolf

              Incredible facts Lens and Eric. The streets will no longer be safe! The cool thing is that when you are driving you will be able to tell who is a webmaster at the stoplight!

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              • Joetanto
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                • Oct 2003
                • 653

                #57
                funny thing was i looked first at the date after i read this post, was expecting the date to be from 1984

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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841

                  #58
                  Actually, on some older lights, it DOES work. Modern lights can't be changed this way. I used to work for a company that installed emergency equipment and 2-way radios in police cars, fire trucks, ambulances, etc. What actually changes the light (especially on ambulances) is called an Opticon. They (the recievers) are installed on a lot of major intersections and usually look like a black beer can with a little pipe sticking out the front, usually pointing towards the flow of traffic. There are several variations but most look like that.

                  On vehicles is the Opticon strobe. Modern versions look like a regular strobe light. They are usually mounted in the center of the main lightbar and flash at a steady rate. The Opticon traffic preemption reciever on the stop light will notice the flashing and if it is the correct frequency, will change the stop light.

                  There's a hefty fine for having your own Opticon but I *hear* that there is an infrared version available that can hardly be seen.
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                  • pamphage
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 3569

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                    Actually, on some older lights, it DOES work. Modern lights can't be changed this way. I used to work for a company that installed emergency equipment and 2-way radios in police cars, fire trucks, ambulances, etc. What actually changes the light (especially on ambulances) is called an Opticon. They (the recievers) are installed on a lot of major intersections and usually look like a black beer can with a little pipe sticking out the front, usually pointing towards the flow of traffic. There are several variations but most look like that.

                    On vehicles is the Opticon strobe. Modern versions look like a regular strobe light. They are usually mounted in the center of the main lightbar and flash at a steady rate. The Opticon traffic preemption reciever on the stop light will notice the flashing and if it is the correct frequency, will change the stop light.

                    There's a hefty fine for having your own Opticon but I *hear* that there is an infrared version available that can hardly be seen.
                    good stuff, maynard!
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                    • junction
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 2411

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Lensman
                      As you probably know, many cities turn lights green for ambulances, fire engines, and cop cars. What you probably don't know is that many of the stop lights respond to flashing lights.

                      So try this, as you approach a red light, start flashing your headlights, to your amazement, the light will turn green for you. It doesn't work everywhere, but when it does, it's a thing a beauty.

                      Be sure to thank old Lensman for this amazing tip of the day.
                      Lens, you are correct that flashing your lights can change some signals. As a former firefighter I can tell you that it is because of the first version of the "Opticom" system. However, it does not work with the newer systems as they now work off of a sequenced strobe pattern. Plus, many municipalities have passed a law that will get you a ticket for flashing your high beams at the signals.


                      Damn! Should have read the post above mine before posting!
                      Last edited by junction; 10-17-2003, 12:55 PM.

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                      • Ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 26053

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                        Can you tell mi how to make the light turn green when im on my motorcycle?
                        Get a real motorcycle first ..then we will talk
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                        • GigaChris
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                          • Dec 2002
                          • 1383

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Lensman
                          As you probably know, many cities turn lights green for ambulances, fire engines, and cop cars. What you probably don't know is that many of the stop lights respond to flashing lights.

                          So try this, as you approach a red light, start flashing your headlights, to your amazement, the light will turn green for you. It doesn't work everywhere, but when it does, it's a thing a beauty.

                          Be sure to thank old Lensman for this amazing tip of the day.
                          This works I've done it for years
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                          • Bladewire
                            StraightBro
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 56220

                            #63
                            I'm gonna try it with a laster pointer on that censor by the lights and see what happens.. thanks for the idea!!


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                            • extreme hardcore
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 192

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Lensman
                              As you probably know, many cities turn lights green for ambulances, fire engines, and cop cars. What you probably don't know is that many of the stop lights respond to flashing lights.

                              So try this, as you approach a red light, start flashing your headlights, to your amazement, the light will turn green for you. It doesn't work everywhere, but when it does, it's a thing a beauty.

                              Be sure to thank old Lensman for this amazing tip of the day.
                              In my opinion this is a stupid tip, even if it was true it would be a stupid idea to trash a system designed to help emergency services! Flashing your lights won't help you, it'll only make you look stupid!

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                              • The Click
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                                • Apr 2003
                                • 1685

                                #65
                                I dare someone to post the timeline pic.


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                                • gornyhuy
                                  Chafed.
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 18041

                                  #66
                                  I gotta move to the sticks just so I can do this...

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                                  • extreme hardcore
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                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 192

                                    #67
                                    hu?

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                                    • BVF
                                      Black Vagina Finder
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 13975

                                      #68
                                      nice tip...I"ve never heard of that before....I'll bet it works better at night....

                                      But wait a minute....all the times the cops just flash their lights when they are about to run a red light didn't seem to do it....

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                                      • Sharky
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 4938

                                        #69
                                        I've heard of flashing your lights, as well as honking the horn 2 or 3 times. I swear both of them work:-)

                                        I've been doing it since I was in high school!
                                        Sharky

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                                        • JDog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 7453

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                          Lensman are you pulling my ding dong?

                                          You know i will have to drive around and start brightin evry interesection
                                          I could see you doin this!

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                                          • myjah
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                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 11482

                                            #71
                                            has never worked for me-maybe i'm flashing too fast...or slow. Who cares?
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                                            • clubsexy
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1630

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Bex
                                              That tip is truely amazing! I ran over 3 pedestrians, but got 5 green lights this afternoon!
                                              Thanks Lens.
                                              I laughed so hard at that comment, I shot milk out of my nose... and I don't drink milk....
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                                              • RAM
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 7047

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Lensman
                                                Be sure to thank old Lensman for this amazing tip of the day.
                                                I will thank you but I don't think your OLD
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                                                • Quentin
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 1280

                                                  #74
                                                  Another handy driving tip: funeral processions are an express lane waiting to happen if you're driving in the same direction as the parade of mourners.... you might get a few dirty looks, but talk about making excellent time!

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                                                  • beemk
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                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 20829

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by BVF
                                                    nice tip...I"ve never heard of that before....I'll bet it works better at night....

                                                    But wait a minute....all the times the cops just flash their lights when they are about to run a red light didn't seem to do it....
                                                    i think they do that in case cars are coming through
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                                                    • gregtx
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 1929

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                      Actually, on some older lights, it DOES work. Modern lights can't be changed this way. I used to work for a company that installed emergency equipment and 2-way radios in police cars, fire trucks, ambulances, etc. What actually changes the light (especially on ambulances) is called an Opticon. They (the recievers) are installed on a lot of major intersections and usually look like a black beer can with a little pipe sticking out the front, usually pointing towards the flow of traffic. There are several variations but most look like that.

                                                      On vehicles is the Opticon strobe. Modern versions look like a regular strobe light. They are usually mounted in the center of the main lightbar and flash at a steady rate. The Opticon traffic preemption reciever on the stop light will notice the flashing and if it is the correct frequency, will change the stop light.

                                                      There's a hefty fine for having your own Opticon but I *hear* that there is an infrared version available that can hardly be seen.

                                                      thanks for making my post for me



                                                      the newer systems here in plano do require a certain frequency to trigger the lights to change.. I too had a buddy that installed these systems on fire trucks and police cars.
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                                                      • lightswitch
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 870

                                                        #77
                                                        Yeah it works, I use to date this chick who drove an ambulance, she rigged her own personal car's left blinker so flash @ teh perfect rate. I fuck up the traffic lights all the time. Kinda funny when the light just turns red you flip your blinker & its back to green within momnets, while the rest of the fuckers @ teh light are confused as hell & pissed off.

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                                                        • TheFLY
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 11856

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
                                                          Lensman, I did that and some other GFYer did the same thing at the same time at the same intersection and now we are both in the hospital...

                                                          you will hear from my lawyer!
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                                                          • Vell
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                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 170

                                                            #79
                                                            What if you flash your tits to the red light?

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                                                            • Mr. Jim
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 4372

                                                              #80
                                                              Jim Holio tip of the day...

                                                              The next time you bring home a case of beer open the refrigerator and let it sit inside for about two hours. Take a beer out and it will be cold just like the rest of the items.

                                                              ...and I do not care if you have known this since you went to a homecoming dance or anything else completely unrelated

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                                                              • sweet7
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 1792

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                As you probably know, many cities turn lights green for ambulances, fire engines, and cop cars. What you probably don't know is that many of the stop lights respond to flashing lights.

                                                                So try this, as you approach a red light, start flashing your headlights, to your amazement, the light will turn green for you. It doesn't work everywhere, but when it does, it's a thing a beauty.

                                                                Be sure to thank old Lensman for this amazing tip of the day.
                                                                Works better in a truck since most emergency vehicles have the flashing lights on the roof and higher than most cars' headlights/highbeams.
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                                                                • makefuckingmoney
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 3277

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Will I be able to count on this Tips daily?

                                                                  Id like to start taking notes..

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                                                                  • NoCarrier
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                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                    • 16356

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Dont' worry everyone...

                                                                    Just fucking wait for the thread called "Lensman's explanation of the day" until then. Just relax...

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                                                                    • Babaganoosh
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                                                                      • Nov 2001
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                      Jim Holio tip of the day...

                                                                      The next time you bring home a case of beer open the refrigerator and let it sit inside for about two hours. Take a beer out and it will be cold just like the rest of the items.

                                                                      ...and I do not care if you have known this since you went to a homecoming dance or anything else completely unrelated
                                                                      Bad ass...IT WORKS! Thanks!
                                                                      I just tried it with Red Bull and now I am drinking a COLD red bull. Absolutely amazing!
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                                                                      • arial
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                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 4012

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Fu-Q
                                                                        or you could just use a strobe light, it works better

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                                                                        • Prowler
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                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                          • 217

                                                                          #86
                                                                          i did a year in prison for this!...Dont try it..

                                                                          FUCK YOU NEWPORT PD
                                                                          Same shit, different year!!!

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