I've known people like her and TheLegacy is right.
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Originally posted by Furious_Male
Turn hard to the drivers side and get the fuck out of there.
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except you will get hundreds of dollars is bill, something better to do is to call your cellphone company and tell tehm to block the numberOriginally posted by eatapeach
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thanks aflex
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Originally posted by GeXus
Dude, abuse her.. use her as nothing but a sex slave..
Call her a dirty little whore.. and a little dumb slut.. say things like
"get on your knees you dirty little whore" and fuck the hell out of her.. then tell her to go home.. and you will call her the next time you need some pussy....
so horrible
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Dude, you cant be serious... You should pick your friends more accurately.
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that is great advice....maybe she will find a penguin to be her power animal...after that you can introduce her to tyler durdenOriginally posted by SENSEX
Put her in the middle of the Biodome and see how long it takes her to find her way out. You and your friends can get a big pool going and place some bets.Comment
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Dude you got to stop her calling you now!
You think shes bad now? I bet this bitch could get 10 times worse once she gets to know you more!
There is only one solution I can think of right now,
Tell her you just got back with your ExGirlfriend and she gets fucking crazy when other girls call
(You cheated on her or someshit)
ask her not call you for a Week, say you will call her when its OK?Comment
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shes like and then she said and i was like OMFG LOLOLOLOOLLOLL!!!!!11
and i was chatting on MSN and she was like and i was like and then it was like OMG! OMFG BITCH!!
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Give her my ICQ and let the "Dougfather" talk to her!Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!Comment
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leave a message on your cell phone saying "thanks for calling but if you're calling me from a restricted ID, i will not pick up. to unblock your number, hang up and press *81 (or whatever the unblock # is...) and redial my number. thanks"Comment
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She left the realm of nutcase and is in full blown psychoville. She is suicidal, has your contact information, been in your car, explained to you that she was close to murdering her mom, and wants to be raped.
A clean break is sooo out of the question. Avoiding her will also prolly lead to excess drama that may very well be of biblical purportions.
I only see one way out to cover your ass and possibly get her some fucking help. That is your friendly restraining order.Comment
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TODAYS UPDATE
I was @ school and had lunch with a girl @ subway, just a good friend of mine
she calls for the 7th time and I decide to pick up to see what the fuck she wants
shes all happy and says shes probably getting the new job or something like that.
then she tells me what Im up to, and Im like Im walking to school.
shes like, why where were you
and I say, oh I just had lunch
and then shes like who's with you?
I tell her "Laura, my friend"
she FLIPPS, she GOES BERZERK!!
shes like WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WITH YOU, CANT YOU EAT ALONE? IM GONNA KILL THAT BITCH
remember, I have ONLY seen this girl for a total of 2 hours...
its getting worse and worse...
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my only problem is
yes I wanna fuck her even though she isint extremely hot...
shes probably wild as hell and Im looking forward to that
but I also CANT take this and I am starting to be 100% certain that this is not worth ANY sex she could possibly deliver
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Your fucked dude, good luck.
Or tell her you suffer from a medical condition that requires you to fuck her only in the ass. She sounds so dumb she might believe it.Comment
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Empty the clip and let God sort it out.
icq: 320340263Comment
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oh trust me, she would...Originally posted by EZRhino
Your fucked dude, good luck.
Or tell her you suffer from a medical condition that requires you to fuck her only in the ass. She sounds so dumb she might believe it.Comment
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What are you, "Mr. Nice Guy"? Tell her to go fuck herself.Originally posted by bdjuf
what should I fucking do, I have a feeling she wont stop calling me no matter what... and her number is always "Caller ID Blocked" so I cant really filter it on my cell...
plz help me with this nutcase
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Send her a picture of *******Comment
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Tell her that life will always be as bad as this... most likely worse.. then give her a blunt fork, get it all on video, mpeg the motherfucker and get your affiliate going...
.. just checked for you buddy, www.suicide-teens.com is available.
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I think I will forward her to Dugmor...
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haha, crazy. passive resistance is your only chance out.
tell her you are getting back with your ex, whom you've been trying to get back with for a couple of weeks. a girl you've loved for years bla bla bla.
then screen all of your calls for a few days, make everyone leave voicemails. do not initiate contact with her or answer your phone. she'll find another guy to obsess about quickly.
sure, she's probably wild in bed. chances are she's STD positive (HPV at the least) or the type to somehow come up pregnant to trap you.
i wouldn't trust her enough to fuck her, unless you bring your own condoms and stick it in your pocket to dispose of later to ensure she doesn't have access to any of your sperm. you have to think like her, and it sounds like she's desperate and looking for someone to shack up with at any cost.Comment
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Ok second option. Take her out with another single guy you know and pawn her off like your bro did to you.Comment
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The first "psycho-girl" I met was when I was in college. Although a huge red flag went off in my head, I was stupid and let her do my laundry, cook my meals, and even wash my feet, all over a period of about 2 weeks. But I never slept with her, because of that red flag telling me that all wasn't well in Nichole-land (her name was Nichole).
I came to find out all the crazy sexual abuse she'd been through as a child, and I tried to be a friend, but she couldn't deal with that... she wanted to literally be my slave and wanted me to use and abuse her in every possible degrading way. This wasn't some fantasy situation... this was a very confused and disturbed girl who needed to be seriously abused in order not to feel suicidal.
I was lucky though; another guy in our dorm ended up sleeping with her after she gave up on me... when he got bored of her and stopped having anything to do with her, he got his car trashed by her and everything in his dorm room slashed and smashed, except a bottle of vodka which had been opened, looked funny, and smelled like drain-o.
My honest advice is to pass her off to somepne else, offer her some professional help, and run away. Although I'm sure your girl would be insane in bed, the cost isn't worth it.Comment
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Confucy isnt 22 shes 62 your liar!Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!"I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."All the information above is my personal opinion.Comment
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nah shes 22 but looks 16Originally posted by GonZo
Confucy isnt 22 shes 62 your liar!Comment
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id fuck herwant to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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this is her, she looks like an angel here but dont believe what you see
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OK note to guys... you know something is wrong when a girl will happily wash your feet for you!!Originally posted by Baal
The first "psycho-girl" I met was when I was in college. Although a huge red flag went off in my head, I was stupid and let her do my laundry, cook my meals, and even wash my feet, all over a period of about 2 weeks. But I never slept with her, because of that red flag telling me that all wasn't well in Nichole-land (her name was Nichole).
Ughh *shudder*Comment
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Picture that angel with a psycho look in her eyes and a knife tucked in her belt....
RUN AWAY!!!!
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so I called her and told her I have a girlfriend
she was pissed and told me she would call back after her TV show
she still didnt call back
looking good
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make her do a website and say in exchange you will give her sexOriginally posted by bdjuf
this is her, she looks like an angel here but dont believe what you see
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Call your buddy, tell him to get his girl off of your ass, and change your cellphone number.
Problem solved.
People like this want attention, not help. Hence the 25 calls in one day. Had she wanted to commit suicide, she would have done that rather than trying to get your attention all day long.
CHANGE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
Oh, and put an explicit condition on your buddies that from now on if she's tagging along, you're not.Comment
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drop the cell phone. move. move now.
... off planet.
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Originally posted by bdjuf
ARRRGH why do these things happen to me
she calls back, I pick up, and she gives me shit "Why the fuck didnt you page me" HOLY SHIT CALm DOWN BITCH!
during the whole day, she calls me a total of 25 times on my cellphone, most of the time I dont pick up, but she called me 1 hour ago and I picked up.
shes CRYING HER FUCKING ASS OFF, Im like YO WHATS WRONG! and she starts giving me shit cuz im on MSN, shes like "your msn is more important than my life problems"
Im like OK fuck, I go upstairs so she dont hear typing anymore and Im like OK whats wrong
turns out this girl is suicidal and hates her life and her parents and her work and everything else in her life, shes crying on the phone for 30 minutes telling me how she wants to die
LOL, GET OUT NOW....
it will only get worseComment
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Umm, hold on, something ain't right here.
If you've only seen her for 2 hours during a movie, WTF are you doing with pictures of her in bed?Comment
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Originally posted by Furious_Male
Turn hard to the drivers side and get the fuck out of there.
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Originally posted by bdjuf
TODAYS UPDATE
I was @ school and had lunch with a girl @ subway, just a good friend of mine
she calls for the 7th time and I decide to pick up to see what the fuck she wants
shes all happy and says shes probably getting the new job or something like that.
then she tells me what Im up to, and Im like Im walking to school.
shes like, why where were you
and I say, oh I just had lunch
and then shes like who's with you?
I tell her "Laura, my friend"
she FLIPPS, she GOES BERZERK!!
shes like WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WITH YOU, CANT YOU EAT ALONE? IM GONNA KILL THAT BITCH
remember, I have ONLY seen this girl for a total of 2 hours...
its getting worse and worse...
OWN3D!
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Do you know my Ex?Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
haha, crazy. passive resistance is your only chance out.
tell her you are getting back with your ex, whom you've been trying to get back with for a couple of weeks. a girl you've loved for years bla bla bla.
then screen all of your calls for a few days, make everyone leave voicemails. do not initiate contact with her or answer your phone. she'll find another guy to obsess about quickly.
sure, she's probably wild in bed. chances are she's STD positive (HPV at the least) or the type to somehow come up pregnant to trap you.
i wouldn't trust her enough to fuck her, unless you bring your own condoms and stick it in your pocket to dispose of later to ensure she doesn't have access to any of your sperm. you have to think like her, and it sounds like she's desperate and looking for someone to shack up with at any cost.
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Man you're weak, I bet you act nice to her and take her shit than come and bitch about it here like a little girl..
You just have to tell her 3 simple things.
1. Go pluck your eyebrows
2. Stop fucking calling me
3. DONT CALL THIS FUCKING NUMBER ANYMORE YOU DUMB BITCH.
Its that simple.Comment
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That bitch is hot, too bad shes damaged goods.Comment
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and if she kills herself after he tells her that, that will be fun...Originally posted by aimar78
Man you're weak, I bet you act nice to her and take her shit than come and bitch about it here like a little girl..
You just have to tell her 3 simple things.
1. Go pluck your eyebrows
2. Stop fucking calling me
3. DONT CALL THIS FUCKING NUMBER ANYMORE YOU DUMB BITCH.
Its that simple.
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Originally posted by aimar78
Man you're weak, I bet you act nice to her and take her shit than come and bitch about it here like a little girl..
You just have to tell her 3 simple things.
1. Go pluck your eyebrows
2. Stop fucking calling me
3. DONT CALL THIS FUCKING NUMBER ANYMORE YOU DUMB BITCH.
Its that simple.
Definately tell her that first one!
Sorry but she does look like a pshycho to me.. no angle has eyebrows like that!Comment
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Depends on which SS# shes usingOriginally posted by bdjuf
nah shes 22 but looks 16Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!"I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."All the information above is my personal opinion.Comment
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Suicidal...
Is she muslim?
Tell her to fuck off or stop answering the phone when she calls.These guys steal your signups: Read here.
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Hahaha hadn't even seen the pics!!!
She IS Muslim!!!
That's just asking for trouble. If you break up with her, her fucking cousins, aunts, half-cousins and their neighbours will come after you.These guys steal your signups: Read here.
And sexsearch.com profit from it.
Check out which sponsors pay thieves here.
And here's a list of clean sponsors.Comment
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your buddy pawned her off on you, now you must pass her along to the friend you like the least.Comment
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well I have a saga to add about a 22 yr old I just broke up with yesterday-
It seems that I am not the only "KB" that had a porngirl/ho with a Vicodin Problem....
This girl lied to me about everything since day one. She told me she shot BG /GG? and solo- I told her if we are together no more B/G
Then her phone starts to ring off the hook for weeks on end at odd hours-
So when the Vicodin kicked in real hard one night and she passed out. i went looking through her cell. I copied all the numbers and called them- That's when I found out she was whoring on the side-
I was warned about this chick by everyone who shot her- I took her in, cleaned her up, and tried to get her sober-
when I confronted her about everything- she was so scared. (she also sucked my cock incredibly so maybe there is a missing link to this)
After I saw her on Playboy Tv somethnig in me just snapped- she had been extorting ex patrons for money telling them that she'd call their wives, stealing Vicodin from pharmacies, and people who were her friends-
So thank G-d her parents number was also in her phone-
I called them to tell them ther duaghter was a thief, liar, and a junkie-
The father knew something was up and thanked me profusely for telling him- he invited her over there for a talk yesterday in which I think she'll be committed.
Now here is the dumb part- after all the bullshit, she still came back yesterday to talk about shit. I was too scared not to talk to her for fear she would kill herself-
Then she gets me mad- I tell her to leave and the bitch steals my new LG6000 Cell Phone!
I was out of biz all day yesterday and PISSED- I went to a payphone called her- and her parents and said that if I didn't get back my phone in 30 mins I was calling 5-0
She came back threw the phone out of the car and fled- I have not heard a word about her since-
Part of me hopes she is still alive and gettig help, and the other part of me wants to kick my white, 34 yr old , fat ass for knowing better
But - Like someone said- crazy girls DO suck the best COCK.
I just hope no photogs she contacts will shoot her- I gave her a bunch of names
Do not SHOOT any girl named Holly from San Diego or Alie Matters-
She is a thief, a liar, and NO GOOD.
To those who know who I am talking about - I owe you all a drink for the laugh you must have had behind my back
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My advice is fuck her in the pooper. Hard. No lube. She'll either like it (unlikely) or never talk to you again. If she likes it, cool, at least you get some butt sex out of the deal. If not, problem solved.Comment
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Psycho chicks are what I miss most about dating.
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Be nice he's just a little kidOriginally posted by aimar78
Man you're weak, I bet you act nice to her and take her shit than come and bitch about it here like a little girl..
You just have to tell her 3 simple things.
1. Go pluck your eyebrows
2. Stop fucking calling me
3. DONT CALL THIS FUCKING NUMBER ANYMORE YOU DUMB BITCH.
Its that simple.
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