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  • PissFunny
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    • Feb 2004
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    #1

    who would win in a fight here on GFY?

    which webmaster would win in a fight? pick your event...

    anything goes unarmed combat, boxing, martial arts, ye olde sword fight, cowboy duel, WWF style etc
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    • WiredGuy
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      • Aug 2002
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      #2
      Originally posted by PissFunny
      pick your event...
      Google Battles?
      I play with Google.

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        • Babagirls
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            • aaron
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              • Mar 2003
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              #4
              i;ll have to think about this one

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                • pornstar2pac
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                  • Nov 2003
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                  #5
                  Lensman would win any fight here
                  Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                    • StuartD
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                      Lensman would win any fight here
                      Especially against kiss asses such as yourself.
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                        • boardersweetie
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                          • Oct 2003
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                          #7
                          what about some bra and panty boxing matches between the ladies? hehe.

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                            • tranza
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                              • Jun 2003
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                              #8
                              I've been practicing Jiu Jitsu for almost 10 years now.... i think I could take most of the guys here at this board...

                              Gracie School...
                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                • juicylinks
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                                  • Apr 2001
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                                  #9
                                  My dick would would any cock fight here

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                                    • bringer
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 13082
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                      My dick would would any cock fight here
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                                        • NickPapageorgio
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                                          • Apr 2004
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                                          #11


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                                            • Spunky
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                                              • Jun 2002
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by tranza
                                              I've been practicing Jiu Jitsu for almost 10 years now.... i think I could take most of the guys here at this board...

                                              Gracie School...
                                              I better not piss you off then...you might karate me at a convention

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                                                • MrIzzz
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 22923
                                                  #13
                                                  i would love to see a sumo match between headless and eros


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                                                    • stjames
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                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • pornstar2pac
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                          Especially against kiss asses such as yourself.


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                                                          as you were saying MaskedPutz
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                                                            • drunkmonkey
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                                                              • Feb 2002
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                                                              #16
                                                              I am still waiting for the webmaster fights at conventions. They get brought up every year but no one ever organizes anything.

                                                              It looks like nickpapageorgio and sleazydream would make a good match.

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                                                                • boneprone
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  We are webmasters..

                                                                  Our fighting field is here..

                                                                  Simple as that..

                                                                  No one is gunna get in any physical fight even for fun I gaurentee you.. And people who would go and do it would be fucking idiots anyhow im sure..

                                                                  It would be the people who around here take themselves to serious anyhow and those that do around here are such pussies in real life they wouldnt be caught in a fight outside cyberworld anyhow.

                                                                  think about it..

                                                                  The real fighters around here I can tell you are the most mild mannered ones, and the hot heads here are the ones that would never enter a fight let alone win one..

                                                                  Will never happen.
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                                                                    • beergood
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                                                      I've been practicing Jiu Jitsu for almost 10 years now.... i think I could take most of the guys here at this board...

                                                                      Gracie School...
                                                                      I've got a Glock 40 and a shovel. I doubt the fight would last long.

                                                                      In addition to that I've been practicing Judo, Tang Soo Do and Hapkido since I was 12.


                                                                      In addition I will whip anyones ass in a crowbar fight.

                                                                      In addition I will out masturbate any man on this board.
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                                                                        • MrIzzz
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 22923
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by beergood
                                                                          I've got a Glock 40 and a shovel. I doubt the fight would last long.

                                                                          In addition to that I've been practicing Judo, Tang Soo Do and Hapkido since I was 12.


                                                                          In addition I will whip anyones ass in a crowbar fight.

                                                                          In addition I will out masturbate any man on this board.
                                                                          but can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?


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                                                                            • beergood
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                              but can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?
                                                                              Tried it once and it didn't go well so I don't mess with it anymore.
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                                                                                • A C
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I've been practicing Jiu Jitsu for almost 10 years now.... i think I could take most of the guys here at this board...

                                                                                  Gracie School...
                                                                                  Very hot, Ive been in Jeet Kune Do, Tae Kwon Doe, I taught kickboxing, and studied wushu since I was 8 , wrestled all through highschool as well, but gracie school is no joke though, Id spare with you if evertime we hit the ground we had to start over

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                                                                                    • reynold
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by PissFunny
                                                                                      which webmaster would win in a fight? pick your event...

                                                                                      anything goes unarmed combat, boxing, martial arts, ye olde sword fight, cowboy duel, WWF style etc

                                                                                      Why does it have to be physical?

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                                                                                        • beergood
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by reynold
                                                                                          Why does it have to be physical?
                                                                                          I already said I could out whack anyone here
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                                                                                            • drunkmonkey
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by beergood


                                                                                              In addition I will out masturbate any man on this board.
                                                                                              I will accept that challenge. Only if PrivateIvy, Vanilla, or one of the missgfy girls are the judges.

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                                                                                                • Rob
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I'm a pussy and couldn't beat my way out of a wet paper sack. I've been beaten up by girls and children my entire life. I just plain suck at fighting.

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                                                                                                    • Creative
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by NickPapageorgio


                                                                                                      it's too bad a large man like yourself smokes such pre teen girl sized joints

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                                                                                                        • Lykos
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Fighting for what?
                                                                                                          I don't belive in those sheets...
                                                                                                          Fight with couse is one thing but fighting just to prove u r the strongest sucks...

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                                                                                                            • Aquarius
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                              I've been practicing Jiu Jitsu for almost 10 years now.... i think I could take most of the guys here at this board...

                                                                                                              Gracie School...
                                                                                                              Gracie's are the best for sure. I practiced jujitsu for a while too until I got a knee injure. Planning to be back soon.

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                                                                                                                • NickPapageorgio
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Creative
                                                                                                                  it's too bad a large man like yourself smokes such pre teen girl sized joints
                                                                                                                  yeah...I know. Speaking of preteen...

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                                                                                                                    • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Hehe


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                                                                                                                        • Firehorse
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                          My dick would would any cock fight here
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                                                                                                                            • fris
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                              My dick would would any cock fight here
                                                                                                                              my brother aj ,,juicy bringer pound brad shaws face in

                                                                                                                              it know it doesnt take us all. but it would be funny
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                                                                                                                                • Lauren
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  who would dare fight whom???

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                                                                                                                                    • ytcracker
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • fro n ss
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                                                                          what about some bra and panty boxing matches between the ladies? hehe.
                                                                                                                                          i would like to see some of that

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                                                                                                                                            • pood
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                                                              I've been practicing Jiu Jitsu for almost 10 years now.... i think I could take most of the guys here at this board...

                                                                                                                                              Gracie School...

                                                                                                                                              yeah! BJJ is fucking awesome

                                                                                                                                              I had to stop cuz I sparred against a guy that trained with the gracies. he said he'd go easy on me cuz i was a beginner and all.

                                                                                                                                              but he freaking poped my neck, now its fuxed forever.... im sure ill go back to it next year.hmmmmm

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                                                                                                                                                • FabianC
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                                                                                                                                                  I'd win ..

                                                                                                                                                  No matter how big a guy might be, I would take him on. You beat me with fists, I'll come back with a bat. You beat me with a knife, I'll come back with a gun. And you beat me with a gun, you better kill me, because I'll keep comin' back and back until one of us is dead.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by FabianC
                                                                                                                                                      I'd win ..

                                                                                                                                                      No matter how big a guy might be, I would take him on. You beat me with fists, I'll come back with a bat. You beat me with a knife, I'll come back with a gun. And you beat me with a gun, you better kill me, because I'll keep comin' back and back until one of us is dead.

                                                                                                                                                      see...no one really wins in a fight


                                                                                                                                                      even if you are the so called winner..you could be missing an eye or something..lol


                                                                                                                                                      best to just relax and chill...keep the fighting for when it means something
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                                                                                                                                                        • body
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          No doubt, I would
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                                                                                                                                                            • chemicaleyes
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                              best to just relax and chill...keep the fighting for when it means something
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                                                                                                                                                                • FoundrySteve
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I lasted about 12 seconds ...AGAINST ULTIMATE FIGHTER TITO ORTIZ...

                                                                                                                                                                  and that's when I was 120 pounds heavier.

                                                                                                                                                                  I did go up against the guy though.

                                                                                                                                                                  That might just make me a dummy.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                                                                                      I've been practicing Jiu Jitsu for almost 10 years now.... i think I could take most of the guys here at this board...

                                                                                                                                                                      Gracie School...

                                                                                                                                                                      Awesome, what kind of stand up do you have?


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                                                                                                                                                                        • AMADude
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Naughty Jenn would win in martial arts.
                                                                                                                                                                          No sig, just here to fuck around.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                                                                                                                              Gracie's are the best for sure. I practiced jujitsu for a while too until I got a knee injure. Planning to be back soon.
                                                                                                                                                                              They were unbeable in MMA in the early 90's (beacuse back then not many knew submissions defense) but they are not the best anymore... Royler and Ralph Gracie, were KOed this weekend.


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                                                                                                                                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Genki Sudo vs Royler Gracie, happened on the 22nd (3 days ago)







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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46








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                                                                                                                                                                                        • FoundrySteve
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                                          Genki Sudo vs Royler Gracie, happened on the 22nd (3 days ago)

                                                                                                                                                                                          Heh... that guy (on the ground) was in the studio watching Tito choke me unconscious
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              mark kerr is a monster, you guys ever seen him fight (spelling of his name might be off)

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