How about these...pulled off the HBO site.
My fav is #5.
1. August commencement to my administration, standing stymied outside a saloon beside a degenerate titlicker.?
?E.B. Farnum
2. ?Glad I taught you that fuckin' word.?
?Swearengen, realizing that "c*cksucker" wasn't the best word to teach Wu.
3. ?Anything the mayor should know?"
"The name of another tailor.?
?Farnum & Swearengen
4. ?Even money, this'll end in a bloodbath.?
?Swearengen
5. ?Get a fucking haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.?
?Swearengen to Adams.
6. ?Mr. Farnum's doing a land-office business. Or should I say "Mayor" Farnum."
"Don't unless you feel like you have to.?
?Merrick & Bullock
7. ?Did that blood stain get you the special rate??
?Eddie Sawyer to Joanie