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You're grogan's dumbest alias...Insert Value Here.Comment
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You were spawned from a seed that your daddy should have jerked off into a kleenex.Comment
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You < Acacia
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People are just too nice around here I guess...Comment
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There have been a few contenders, but few exceptional put downs.
Try putting down the Astroglide for 2 minutes and thinking.
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10K is too much, send me 5K and I will hand you free coffee..Comment
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Hard to think and type with one hand....Originally posted by FastAdultTraffic
There have been a few contenders, but few exceptional put downs.
Try putting down the Astroglide for 2 minutes and thinking.
Actually, just continue, you'll be free in 2 minutes anyway.Comment
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The verdict is that your watch is broken. You need clock viagra.Originally posted by RoCkMaN
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12 Minutes left. Here's some free content for your galleries:Originally posted by RoCkMaN
DOH!
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MMMMmmmmm
More jerk off material...
Thanks bud!
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You're the load momma shoulda swallowed
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Originally posted by Briscoe
I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.
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Like thats sposed to offend me, I live life by the simple motto that it take 47 muscles in my face to frown but only 4 you reach out and drill you in the motherfucking head.Originally posted by FastAdultTraffic
Sorry dude. I know you're sensitive about your parents.
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Even if I ripped your face off and skullfucked you, it still would'nt be worth my nut...
Actually, this is worthless, a waste of my fucking time. All you motherfuckers going back and forth sounds like a rap battle in Nebraska.Comment
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There's rap in Nebraska? I knew there were a lot of sheep fuckers there, but not rappers.Originally posted by apoklyptk
Even if I ripped your face off and skullfucked you, it still would'nt be worth my nut...
Actually, this is worthless, a waste of my fucking time. All you motherfuckers going back and forth sounds like a rap battle in Nebraska.
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I think that was the point...Comment
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I think that was the point...
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oh.Originally posted by RoCkMaN
I think that was the point... I guess I didn't pick up on your useless Canadian humor. But if anyone would know anything about Sheep fucking, it's those cock smokin' Canadians.
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You're boring the shit outta me with your useless drivel. Get your Goodwill shoes wearin ass out this motherfucker before we all fall asleep.I guess I didn't pick up on your useless Canadian humor. But if anyone would know anything about Sheep fucking, it's those cock smokin' CanadiansComment
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The lack of response from FastAdultTraffic must mean that he is disapointed in our insult talent...
We just ain't mean enough....
Dammit. Being born and raised in Canada really affected me...
We're just too gaddam nice up here!
Must be something in the beer...Comment
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You're so stupid you thought "1984" was a book about Michael Jackson.
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Shut the fuck up, eh.Comment
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I don't care whether this is over with or not, I just wanted to post this hehehe
get this straight dude, when ya say you're packing 12, its not supposed to mean millimeters - bye
:DIf at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
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ORRRR
*laughing hysterically and pointing*
oh I get it ... I'm on candid camera, right??If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
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Well that was fun, wasn't it? Your 4th grade teacher would be very proud of you.
After careful deliberations and quantitative analysis, we have determined the following:
Most of your put downs were ill thought malicious insults. Rarely a clever word was heard.
However, there were 6 or 7 good post, and from that we've chosen 4 winners.
We've chosen 3 runners up, and 1 Grand Prize.
The Grand Prize gets 10K hits of free traffic, the 3 runners up each get 5K.
And they are, drum roll please:
Runners Up:
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<U><B>briscoe</B></U> I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.
<U><B>redshoe</B></U> Your post sucks as bad as your shitty traffic. So Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.
<U><B>gornyhuy</B></U> We are supposed to fall all over ourselves coming up with witty attacks to hurl at each other so that some half-wit 3-post ass-pony will send us his shitbot traffic in the weakest spam attempt since meat was first canned?
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And the Grand Prize goes to:
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<U><B>GFED</B></U> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.......
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Gee, you mean there wasn't really a giveaway. What a fucking surprise.
Edit: oops, simultaneous post.
And to put my foot in my mouth further, I was a contender.
Congrats gfed~!
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Thanks for the 5k! I can be reached at gornyhuy AT codegreen DOT org
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What the fuck? None of that shit even contends with my post, except for GFED's.
Bitches.
Time for the skullfucking.Comment
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I think my post was over looked
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I never win anything!
Except for that cruise and gym membership.
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Thanks for picking me!
It's one of the funniest things I've ever read and I've been saving it in my documents for special occasions.
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