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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #1

    All I want is an electric can opener!

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Why can't I get a decent one that works? They either fuckin' break, or they are too hi-tech for their own fuckin' good.

    I just want one that works!!!

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    #2
    Do it by hand, you lazy shit.

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    • Oracle Porn
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      • Oct 2002
      • 24433

      #3
      whats wrong with the simple one?


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      • slapass
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        • Nov 2002
        • 14625

        #4
        I open about one can a month if that. Get a nice hand one.

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        • queer
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 671

          #5
          When added up, the time it takes to change batteries each week, evens out the time it takes to open cans manually..
          Get a life Bozo. Opening cans by electricity... damn.
          I once won a price in a tournament. It was an electric jar opener.. Yes. Jar.... It went right to the can. LOL... The trashcan.

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          • stocktrader23
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            • Jan 2003
            • 18781

            #6
            Originally posted by queer
            When added up, the time it takes to change batteries each week, evens out the time it takes to open cans manually..
            Get a life Bozo. Opening cans by electricity... damn.
            I once won a price in a tournament. It was an electric jar opener.. Yes. Jar.... It went right to the can. LOL... The trashcan.

            You change batteries in your electric can opener?


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            • Furious_Female
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              • Oct 2002
              • 8187

              #7
              I have one that I just open cat food cans with (about 5 or 6 cans a day) ...It was like $15 bucks in Walmart last year. Works great... my cats hear it 2 miles down the road. lol

              I use a manual one for people food
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              • queer
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                • Apr 2003
                • 671

                #8
                mmmm.. I like beans
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                • SureFire
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 4398

                  #9
                  Originally posted by stocktrader23


                  You change batteries in your electric can opener?

                  Was thinking the same thing.

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                  • Maru
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 918

                    #10
                    Nothing in a can is worth eating. Get some fresh, nutritious stuff instead.

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                    • Oracle Porn
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                      • Oct 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Maru
                      Nothing in a can is worth eating. Get some fresh, nutritious stuff instead.
                      i like pickels


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                      • AWC
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                        • Aug 2001
                        • 1223

                        #12
                        wtf are pickles in a can?

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                        • Furious_Female
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 8187

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Maru
                          Nothing in a can is worth eating. Get some fresh, nutritious stuff instead.
                          I heard on some news report recently that studies show canned veggies are actually healthier. ::shrugs::
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                          • SureFire
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                            • Jan 2003
                            • 4398

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AWC
                            wtf are pickles in a can?
                            since when?

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                            • queer
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                              • Apr 2003
                              • 671

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SureFire



                              Was thinking the same thing.
                              Fill me in
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                              • queer
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                                • Apr 2003
                                • 671

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SureFire


                                since when?
                                LOL
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                                • SureFire
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 4398

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by queer


                                  Fill me in
                                  Do electric can openers require batteries?

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                                  • Abyss_Vee
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                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 5208

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RedShoe
                                    WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Why can't I get a decent one that works? They either fuckin' break, or they are too hi-tech for their own fuckin' good.

                                    I just want one that works!!!
                                    Get a butler to do it

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                                    • queer
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 671

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SureFire


                                      Do electric can openers require batteries?
                                      Yes. Yes they do. Some do. Mine does. Yes, mine does. Even my electric JAR opener. Batteries need for this one as well.
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                                      • Libertine
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                                        • May 2002
                                        • 17860

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                        I have one that I just open cat food cans with (about 5 or 6 cans a day) ...It was like $15 bucks in Walmart last year. Works great... my cats hear it 2 miles down the road. lol

                                        I use a manual one for people food
                                        5 or 6 cans a day? How many cats do you have?
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                                        • SureFire
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 4398

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by queer

                                          Yes. Yes they do. Some do. Mine does. Yes, mine does. Even my electric JAR opener. Batteries need for this one as well.
                                          Please tell me what brand and where I can buy it. Thanks

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                                          • queer
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 671

                                            #22
                                            Jar or can?
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                                            • RedShoe
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                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 14831

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Equinox
                                              Do it by hand, you lazy shit.
                                              I've used those hand ones since I was a kid. Only about 2 years ago did we TRY to switch to electric, and they all suck.

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                                              • SureFire
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                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 4398

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by queer
                                                Jar or can?
                                                Both... I need holiday gift ideas. The urls would be nice too. Thanks

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                                                • PersianKitty
                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7785

                                                  #25
                                                  I have owned two or three in my life, but I hardly ever used them. It's always been easier to grab on of the hand ones and do it that way.

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                                                  • queer
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 671

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SureFire


                                                    Both... I need holiday gift ideas. The urls would be nice too. Thanks
                                                    LOL... I ACTUALLY went check... lol.
                                                    They are out or production. BOTH of them.
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                                                    • RedShoe
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                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 14831

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                      I have owned two or three in my life, but I hardly ever used them. It's always been easier to grab on of the hand ones and do it that way.
                                                      Yeah, I think I'm starting to realize that. I can crack open a can in just a few seconds with the hand ones. The electric ones we have take longer anyway.

                                                      Hmmm, maybe I should re-invent the electric can opener.

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                                                      • Carrie
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                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                        • 3162

                                                        #28
                                                        I had an under-the-counter one that just stopped working reliably after about a year, just went and bought a handheld one that is rechargeable and goes back into a little charging base when you're done with it. Surprisingly enough, it works pretty nicely.

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