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Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.


Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

Signs are required to be written in English.


You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.


No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.


It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.


Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.


Atlanta
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.


One man may not be on another man's back.


Columbus
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.


Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.


Jonesboro
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"


Kennesaw
Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.


Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.


St. Mary's
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.


Quitman
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.


It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.


All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Honolulu
Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)

Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.


Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

You may not fish on a camel's back.


Boise
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.


Pocatello
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.


A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. Yes, yes, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. Good" said the first bat, "because I fucken didn't"

Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

It was so cold

Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken.


You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.


You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.


Chicago
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.


In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.


Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.


Kites may not be flown within the city limits.


It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.


Spitting is forbidden


It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.


Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.


Cicero
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.


Crete
Cars may not be driven through the town.


Des Plaines
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.


Eureka
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.


Evanston
It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.


Bowling is forbidden.


It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.


Fairfield
It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.


Freeport
It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.


Galesburg
There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.


Homer
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.


Joliet
Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.


Kenilworth
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.


Kirkland
Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets.


Moline
Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.


There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.


Morton Grove
You may not own a handgun


Normal
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.


Orland Prak
No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.


Ottawa
Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.


Park Ridge
Trucks may only park inside closed garages.


Peoria
Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway.


Zion
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

Indiana Crazy Law

One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.


Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.


All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.


Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.


Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.


State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.


Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.


A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.


It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.


Drinks on the house are illegal.


It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.


A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. (Ind. Code 15-2.1-21-13(b)


Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.


Liquor stores may not sell milk.


Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.


Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.


You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her.


Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.


No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.


Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.


You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it.


"Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal.


You are required to pour your drink into a glass.


It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.


If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices.


Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.


A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.


The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)


Auburn
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offesnses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one's bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days.


Beech Grove
It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.


Elkhart
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears.


Evansville
While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.


Fort Wayne
You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It`s In the Book".


Gary
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.


South Bend
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.


Terre Haute
No one may spit on the sidewalk.

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Iowa Crazy Law

It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.


A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

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Dubuque
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.


Indianola
The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.


Fort Madison
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.


Marshalltown
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants


Ottumwa
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

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