Because he was stapled to the chickens back. 
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? :D
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? 
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A. There is white out on the screen. 
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' 
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Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' 
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember 
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A. Open 24 hours a day.
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' 
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I want to be the last
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Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? 
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' 
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A. To feed the toilet duck!
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