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**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:28 AM

so she took them to the taxodermist

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:29 AM

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:29 AM

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:29 AM

Why does an elephant have four feet?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:30 AM

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:30 AM

Because it would look silly with six inches.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:31 AM

but sure looks better on a woman.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:32 AM

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:32 AM

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:32 AM

Darling.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:33 AM

:D Why do women get periods?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:34 AM

A. Oh no

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:34 AM

Because they deserve them.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:34 AM

Why did the punk cross the road?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:35 AM

I'm going to fall again!

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