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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:17 AM

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:17 AM

It's ass.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:18 AM

A. Because they have blond boyfriends :D

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:18 AM

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:18 AM

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:19 AM

What's brown and sticky?

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:19 AM

A stick.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:19 AM

A. Their both empty from the neck up

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:20 AM

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:20 AM

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:20 AM

If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-22-2004, 03:21 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:21 AM

I'd cross the hottest desert

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:22 AM

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

**Smokey The ßear** · 05-22-2004, 03:22 AM

It was so cold

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