A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. 
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."Comment
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
Erica Jong.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? *-
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Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head roomMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."Comment
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
Oscar Wilde.
This is true
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''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"Comment
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.Comment
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Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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