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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:24 PM

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:24 PM

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:25 PM

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:25 PM

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:27 PM

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:28 PM

she ran outside with a spoon

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:28 PM

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:29 PM

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:30 PM

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:32 PM

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:33 PM

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:33 PM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:34 PM

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:34 PM

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:36 PM

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

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