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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:12 PM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:12 PM

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:13 PM

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:14 PM

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:14 PM

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:15 PM

she said "Moving."

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:16 PM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:18 PM

DING!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:18 PM

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:19 PM

she has to lick other people's fingers!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:20 PM

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:21 PM

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said

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**merlin77** · 05-20-2004, 10:22 PM

Any predictions when we'll get tired of this?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:22 PM

She said

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:23 PM

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

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