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  • Jolly Rancher
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2004
    • 1996

    #2651
    A. "How do you breath through something so small?" *-

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    • Jolly Rancher
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2004
      • 1996

      #2652
      Q. Why don't women wear watches? *-

      Comment

      • Jolly Rancher
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2004
        • 1996

        #2653
        A. There's a clock on the stove! *-

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        • Jolly Rancher
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2004
          • 1996

          #2654
          Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat *-

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          • Jolly Rancher
            So Fucking Banned
            • May 2004
            • 1996

            #2655
            Eggs *-

            Comment

            • Jolly Rancher
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2004
              • 1996

              #2656
              Wife *-

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              • Jolly Rancher
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2004
                • 1996

                #2657
                Blowjob? *-

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                • Jolly Rancher
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 1996

                  #2658
                  Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. *-

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                  • Jolly Rancher
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 1996

                    #2659
                    Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. *-

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                    • Jolly Rancher
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 1996

                      #2660
                      Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

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                      • Jolly Rancher
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 1996

                        #2661
                        Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! *-

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                        • Jolly Rancher
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 1996

                          #2662
                          Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

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                          • Jolly Rancher
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 1996

                            #2663
                            Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

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                            • Jolly Rancher
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 1996

                              #2664
                              Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

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                              • Jolly Rancher
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 1996

                                #2665
                                Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

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                                • Jolly Rancher
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 1996

                                  #2666
                                  Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

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                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 1996

                                    #2667
                                    Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-

                                    Comment

                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 1996

                                      #2668
                                      Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

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                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 1996

                                        #2669
                                        Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

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                                        • Argoz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 3006

                                          #2670
                                          i hate your sig...
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                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 1996

                                            #2671
                                            Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

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                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 1996

                                              #2672
                                              Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

                                              Comment

                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 1996

                                                #2673
                                                Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

                                                Comment

                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1996

                                                  #2674
                                                  Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-

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                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 1996

                                                    #2675
                                                    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 1996

                                                      #2676
                                                      she said "Moving." *-

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                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 1996

                                                        #2677
                                                        Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 1996

                                                          #2678
                                                          DING! *-

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                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 1996

                                                            #2679
                                                            Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC *-

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                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 1996

                                                              #2680
                                                              she has to lick other people's fingers! *-

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                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 1996

                                                                #2681
                                                                Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 1996

                                                                  #2682
                                                                  Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

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                                                                  • merlin77
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 546

                                                                    #2683
                                                                    Any predictions when we'll get tired of this?
                                                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 1996

                                                                      #2684
                                                                      She said *-

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 1996

                                                                        #2685
                                                                        Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

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                                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 1996

                                                                          #2686
                                                                          Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 1996

                                                                            #2687
                                                                            Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 1996

                                                                              #2688
                                                                              Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes *-

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                • 1996

                                                                                #2689
                                                                                Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

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                                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 1996

                                                                                  #2690
                                                                                  Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 1996

                                                                                    #2691
                                                                                    she ran outside with a spoon *-

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                                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 1996

                                                                                      #2692
                                                                                      Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read *-

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                                                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                        • 1996

                                                                                        #2693
                                                                                        Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-

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                                                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 1996

                                                                                          #2694
                                                                                          Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

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                                                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                                            • 1996

                                                                                            #2695
                                                                                            Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. *-

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                                                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 1996

                                                                                              #2696
                                                                                              Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-

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                                                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 1996

                                                                                                #2697
                                                                                                Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! *-

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                                                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 1996

                                                                                                  #2698
                                                                                                  Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! *-

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                                                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                                    • 1996

                                                                                                    #2699
                                                                                                    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. *-

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                                                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 1996

                                                                                                      #2700
                                                                                                      Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" *-

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