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A. There's a clock on the stove!
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Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat *-
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Eggs *-
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Wife *-
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Blowjob?
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Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. *-
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! *-
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-
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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-
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she said "Moving." *-
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-
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DING! *-
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC *-
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she has to lick other people's fingers! *-
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes *-
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-
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she ran outside with a spoon *-
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Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read *-
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-
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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. *-
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! *-
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! *-
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Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. *-
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Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" *-
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