Best way to get a Golddigging chick in the sack.

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Best way to get a Golddigging chick in the sack.

    Throw your Mercedes keys on the bar and then talk to her.
    She will come home with you.


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  • SpaceAce
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 6493

    #2
    Originally posted by juicylinks
    Throw your Mercedes keys on the bar and then talk to her.
    She will come home with you.


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    Better yet: throw your Mercedes keychain on the bar then take her home in you Kia.

    SpaceAce

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    • Fletch XXX
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      • Jan 2002
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      #3
      pussy means that much?

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      • Spunky
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        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Like most men...just baffle them with bullshit

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        • Marcus Aurelius
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          • Apr 2003
          • 14809

          #5


          You would think an italian stallion such as yourself would throw these up there instead juicy.

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          • Sly_RJ
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            • Feb 2002
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            #6
            True guidos wouldn't need the keys.
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            • merlin77
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              • May 2004
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              #7
              Originally posted by SpaceAce
              Better yet: throw your Mercedes keychain on the bar then take her home in you Kia.

              SpaceAce
              ha ha ha, priceless.
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              • juicylinks
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by spunky1
                Like most men...just baffle them with bullshit
                true but i am referring to golddiggers in this case

                Care to issue a rebuttal

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                • Marcus Aurelius
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 14809

                  #9
                  juicy dont need no words, juicy dont need no keys, he's juicy damnit!!

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                  • juicylinks
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mdcq


                    You would think an italian stallion such as yourself would throw these up there instead juicy.
                    give me 3 yrs , if everything goes as planned then god willing i can have a set of those keys

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                    • fudpuck
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 885

                      #11
                      When I had a BMW, it never got me laid. Of course, I could walk to all the bars...so nobody ever saw my car. I had better luck at that time without even thinking about a car then at any other time in my life.

                      That experience taught me a lot. Of course, I wasn't chasin' golddiggers either. Oh well.

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                      • Trixie Racer
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                        • Aug 2003
                        • 2328

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fudpuck
                        When I had a BMW, it never got me laid. Of course, I could walk to all the bars...so nobody ever saw my car. I had better luck at that time without even thinking about a car then at any other time in my life.

                        That experience taught me a lot. Of course, I wasn't chasin' golddiggers either. Oh well.

                        Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.
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                        • aimeesweet
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2917

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                          Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.
                          Well said, Trixie!
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                          • juicylinks
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                            Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.
                            Trixie no offfense but thats utter bs

                            Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....

                            Thats why yousee ugly guys with hot chicks....


                            If i had a ferrari i gaurantee you i can get chicks just by cruisng around my neighborhood

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                            • fudpuck
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 885

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                              Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.
                              I didn't say I wasn't looking for casual sex. I had a good time with a couple golddiggers, but it had nothing to do with a car. I agree with you, and I'm sure money had a big indirect effect in a lot of my success. Consistently tipping the people at my most frequented bars, being confident, and even having an M3 up the road, all helped my personally. But I didn't drive a nice car up, I didn't wear a watch, I don't wear any jewelry, and the nicest pair of shoes I have are some banged up Kenneth Coles.

                              But I met more people, and walked more girls up the street to my place than anywhere else in my life, before or since. The experience taught me a lot about about people.
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                              • freeadultcontent
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 9976

                                #16
                                Ya need the car for that to work and your house must be very up to par.

                                Get a room at a super nice hotel, fantastic suite. Visit the bar wearing your best. Pay for your drinks with nothing smaller than a 50.00 and speak on your cell about large sums of money. Make sure you are talking a little to loud. Let them make contact, otherwise ignore them.

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                                • fudpuck
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                                  • May 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Chicks do love nice cars. I absolutely agree. But having a nice car didn't improve my quality of life like I thought it would.

                                  Maybe that's what I meant to say.
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                                  • NaughtyAllie
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                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 1844

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                                    Throw your Mercedes keys on the bar and then talk to her.
                                    She will come home with you.


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                                    Have you actually tried this and it works?
                                    Juicy, I find it hard to believe you need to do anything but look at a girl to get her in the sack

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                                    • Pipecrew
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                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 14888

                                      #19
                                      keys to this is the true panty dropper

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                                      • Trixie Racer
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                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 2328

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                        Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....
                                        I make my own money and own a Lexus.



                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                        If i had a ferrari i gaurantee you i can get chicks just by cruisng around my neighborhood
                                        I don't disagree with you. Many women ARE like that. Re-read what I said. I basically said, "Go for it!".



                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                        Thats why yousee ugly guys with hot chicks....
                                        Not always true. I choose men based upon intelligence, sense-of-humor, and honesty. Most of the men I've dated have not been attractive and more fit the "computer geek" stereotype.
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                                        • riosluts
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                                          • Sep 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                          Trixie no offfense but thats utter bs

                                          Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....

                                          Thats why yousee ugly guys with hot chicks....


                                          If i had a ferrari i gaurantee you i can get chicks just by cruisng around my neighborhood
                                          hey juicy i am just wondering what kind of car do ya own?

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                                          • freeadultcontent
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 9976

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by riosluts
                                            hey juicy i am just wondering what kind of car do ya own?
                                            A camero what else.

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                                            • Elli
                                              Reach for those stars!
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 17991

                                              #23
                                              What about the old atm receipt trick? Find/beg/borrow/steal/buy an atm receipt with a really nice balance on it, and write your phone number on the back of it for her.
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                                              • MrIzzz
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                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 22923

                                                #24
                                                ooooooooooooooooooooooo juicy!!!!!!!


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                                                • Elli
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                                                  • 17991

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                  A camero what else.
                                                  IROC all the way, man ;)
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                                                  • freeadultcontent
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                                                    • Oct 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Elli
                                                    IROC all the way, man ;)
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                                                    • Joe Citizen
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                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                      Trixie no offfense but thats utter bs

                                                      Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....
                                                      They like guys with foreign accents even more.

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                                                      • Trixie Racer
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                                                        • Aug 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                        They like guys with foreign accents even more.
                                                        Depending on the accent, VERY TRUE!!!
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                                                        • Joe Citizen
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 4552

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                                                          Depending on the accent, VERY TRUE!!!
                                                          My Australian accent has served me well in the US.

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                                                          • Pipecrew
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                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                                                            I make my own money and own a Lexus.
                                                            Do you have a curly haired sister? haha

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                                                            • Trixie Racer
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                                                              • Aug 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                              My Australian accent has served me well in the US.
                                                              Oh yeah.. That's one of the GOOD ones! Australian accents make me wet!
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                                                              • Pornwolf
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                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 22712

                                                                #32
                                                                Women by nature are golddiggers. There's nothing wrong with that. Since the beginning of time the man who caught the most fish in the village got the best woman. There's nothing different now. There's just a fucked up term attached to it.

                                                                Even women that make their own money want a man who's doing even better. That's natural. It's rarely works the other way around.

                                                                Hell, I don't care how hot she is, I don't want a woman who settles for the bottom of the barrel.
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                                                                • fudpuck
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                  Women by nature are golddiggers. There's nothing wrong with that. Since the beginning of time the man who caught the most fish in the village got the best woman. There's nothing different now. There's just a fucked up term attached to it.

                                                                  Even women that make their own money want a man who's doing even better. That's natural. It's rarely works the other way around.

                                                                  Hell, I don't care how hot she is, I don't want a woman who settles for the bottom of the barrel.
                                                                  Well said.

                                                                  At the same time, woman's desire doesn't only rely on possessions. There are a lot of other 'alpha' qualities that come in to play in any situation.
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                                                                  • Maximillion
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                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    saw a documentary on this...

                                                                    womens perceptions on the 'alpha male' have evolved recently from the bulkiest guy to the richest guy...

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                                                                    • webmaster x
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Sad but true. Just put a $$$ on the table and some girl's all reay to hit it with you.
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                                                                      • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Better yet.. Give her the car :-))
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                                                                        • herbal logic
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                                                                          • Feb 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          nothing is sexier to me than a chick doing something with their lives

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                                                                          • Rictor
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                                                                            • Jan 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I hate paying more than $20 for a blowjob.

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                                                                            • smokingdawn
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Probably true

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                                                                              • Illicit
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                I hate paying more than $20 for a blowjob.
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