broke up w/ my gf a few motnhs back, and mum did the same thing.
"well simon, I don't know if you were sleeping with her but it can make things harder, you know"
"mm"
"because it's not all about sex, you know"
"yeah" [thought it was time to say something 'grown up' here to finish it
"Well mum, I understand that a relationship built only on a physical base could be almost abusive"
"it's not all about hanging from the chandeliers, you know, sex is important, but it's not all about hanging from the chandeliers. beleive me, I don't think i've ever tried it hanging fro"
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