Why do I wish I went to sleep already
I have a friend that makes all us girls laugh about butt sex. She loves it!!!! She got drunk last week (every week) and talked about this guy she met at a bar. She took him out to the parking lot and bent over then told him to Fuck her up the ass. I never laughed so hard

I was like why and she said why fool around with everything else they are just going to end up Fucking you up the ass at the end anyway. Oh My God so fuuny!!!