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  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #1

    Wow .. i normaly dont do this but

    I just talked to a programmer ( php / mysql )
    and did he not only do the job fast but he is rather cheap

    in this case the whole " you get what you pay for " saying does not apply

    contact me if you want his info

    icq - 71462500

    msn - [email protected]

    email - [email protected]
    [email protected]
  • drunkdollars
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 2734

    #2
    How much did he charge you for this?

    PHP Code:
    
    
    <?php 
     function oh_werd_dog() 
     { 
       echo "CHEATER!"; 
     } 
     $user = "JupZChris"; 
     $posts_per_day = "50"; 
     if(strlen($user > $posts_per_day)) 
     { 
       oh_werd_dog(); 
     } 
     else 
     { 
       for($posts = 0; $posts = $user; $posts++) 
       { 
         oh_werd_dog(); 
       } 
     } 
      
     ?>
    SIGS ARE GAY

    98055668 icq

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    • liquidmoe
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 4994

      #3
      PHP is evil

      Take Luck!

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      • Jimbo
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 3989

        #4
        Originally posted by drunkdollars
        How much did he charge you for this?

        PHP Code:
        
        
        <?php 
         function oh_werd_dog() 
         { 
           echo "CHEATER!"; 
         } 
         $user = "JupZChris"; 
         $posts_per_day = "50"; 
         if(strlen($user > $posts_per_day)) 
         { 
           oh_werd_dog(); 
         } 
         else 
         { 
           for($posts = 0; $posts = $user; $posts++) 
           { 
             oh_werd_dog(); 
           } 
         } 
          
         ?>
        expected ) at line 7 LOL
        free sex videos

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        • Chris
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2003
          • 27880

          #5
          Originally posted by drunkdollars
          How much did he charge you for this?

          PHP Code:
          
          
          <?php 
           function oh_werd_dog() 
           { 
             echo "CHEATER!"; 
           } 
           $user = "JupZChris"; 
           $posts_per_day = "50"; 
           if(strlen($user > $posts_per_day)) 
           { 
             oh_werd_dog(); 
           } 
           else 
           { 
             for($posts = 0; $posts = $user; $posts++) 
             { 
               oh_werd_dog(); 
             } 
           } 
            
           ?>

          49.99$ :-D

          no but he made a script that makes my life alot easier when uploading gallerys
          [email protected]

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          • jwerd
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 1953

            #6
            PHP is the best web scripting language out there. Most PHP script kiddies would diss perl, but the reason PHP is so great is because the syntax is similair to both perl and c... and it has the web scripting features of perl and the stability of c making it the best for the web...

            PHP > asp.net
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            • Alky
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 5651

              #7
              Originally posted by lamerhooD
              PHP is the best web scripting language out there. Most PHP script kiddies would diss perl, but the reason PHP is so great is because the syntax is similair to both perl and c... and it has the web scripting features of perl and the stability of c making it the best for the web...

              PHP > asp.net
              the stability of c? how much crack have you smoked today?

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              • integrated
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 3826

                #8
                Originally posted by JupZChris
                I just talked to a programmer ( php / mysql )
                and did he not only do the job fast but he is rather cheap

                in this case the whole " you get what you pay for " saying does not apply

                contact me if you want his info

                icq - 71462500

                msn - [email protected]

                email - [email protected]
                thanx for the plug

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                • jwerd
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1953

                  #9
                  Hey man, you tell me the memory management php reserves? None. The only problem with C is the memory allocation, and as far as I can see, the webserver allocates the apropriate ammount making it much easier and secure. So, yes PHP is much more secure with C not having to allocate the memory to it. Hey, look at php.net - see why they reccomend using the asapi modules, hmm? :P
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                  • integrated
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 3826

                    #10
                    i still prefer to do things

                    with turbo pascal

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                    • jwerd
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 1953

                      #11
                      Wow pascal, eh? Shit. I can't even remember when I last coded in pascal...man... goold ol' bloodshed software :P
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                      • extreme
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 2120

                        #12
                        php is nice, has quite a bad securityhistory though ..

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