Should I Send Wiseman To Vancouver????

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  • Hooper
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    • Jul 2001
    • 2210

    #1

    Should I Send Wiseman To Vancouver????

    Last time he hit a towel head and jumped out of the car...

    Is he suddenly "Safe" ????
    52
    Yeee haw! Let him self destruct!
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    27
    No. He's an annoying drunk. Leave him home.
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    Wise-who-wha???? Van-wha-when??
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  • GrimShawn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 8120

    #2
    Yeah man let him go! I plan to ride up with him, if anyone is someone to have hang with him it's me, i'll keep him out of trouble

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    • Rochard
      Jägermeister Test Pilot
      • Dec 2001
      • 75764

      #3
      Wiseman always represents himself properly at such shows.

      At least usually he does.

      Maybe once in a while.......

      I'd go too, but I was told that I'm never allowed to enter Canda again.
      Herschel Savage
      Brooklyn, NY

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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        I definitely won't be hoppin in the same cab as him...

        but it was hella funny watching him dirty dancing all the guys in the bar!
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        • Wiseman
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          • Jan 2002
          • 2990

          #5
          Daddy I promise I will be good!!!!!!
          Hey!! Have I mentioned QUICKBUCK IS PAYING $50 ON PAID TRIALS
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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #6
            Originally posted by Hooper
            Last time he hit a towel head and jumped out of the car...

            Is he suddenly "Safe" ????
            Let him go. There is NOTHING quite like the Wiseman stories that come out of these events. If I were you, I would be capitalizing on his adventures.

            I would tell you that I will keep him safe but we all know that I am not about to try to control that fool. I do promise to back up the outrageous claims that will start to surface as they will undoubtedly be true.


            LMFAO...Paid for the drinks and tipped the bartender with her own money....That's the best one I have seen or heard so far.

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            • drunkdollars
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              • Apr 2002
              • 2734

              #7
              Hell Ya send him up there with a 12pack, maybe this year he will understand how hard it is to be a towel headed cab driver a little more ;)
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              • Keev
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                • May 2001
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                #8
                Grim you driving up? or Flying? Hit me up maybe we could ge ta party bus!
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                • AaronM
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                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaskedMan
                  I definitely won't be hoppin in the same cab as him...
                  Fuck that.......I will be first in line to ride the cabs with Ryan. The cabie stories that the two of us could tell......

                  I am surprised that the NYC cab ride story never hit GFY.

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                  • AaronM
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                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917

                    #10
                    Wiseman can punch the cabbie to distract him while I reset his meter.

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                    • StuartD
                      Sofa King Band
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 29903

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      LMFAO...Paid for the drinks and tipped the bartender with her own money....That's the best one I have seen or heard so far.
                      Damn man... funny afterwards... but at the time, I almost hit the floor from laughing so hard! I was standing right there... me and DrinkingHard... standing right there as he walks up, grabs her tip jar, dumps it ALL into his hand right in front of her... and then puts it in his pocket.

                      She puts our money into the register, turns back around to give DH his change and Wiseman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of change and dumps it into her tip jar and she was so grateful! Her eyes open wide and she's saying "thank you!" like it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for her.

                      Damn that was hilarious!
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                      • GrimShawn
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 8120

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Keev
                        Grim you driving up? or Flying? Hit me up maybe we could ge ta party bus!
                        You have a party bus? When did this happen??


                        I plan to ride up with Wiseman, we already have an entire adventure planned! GFY will love it! The Adventures of Wise and Grim!

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                        • Wiseman
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 2990

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MaskedMan


                          Damn man... funny afterwards... but at the time, I almost hit the floor from laughing so hard! I was standing right there... me and DrinkingHard... standing right there as he walks up, grabs her tip jar, dumps it ALL into his hand right in front of her... and then puts it in his pocket.

                          She puts our money into the register, turns back around to give DH his change and Wiseman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of change and dumps it into her tip jar and she was so grateful! Her eyes open wide and she's saying "thank you!" like it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for her.

                          Damn that was hilarious!

                          HEY!!! I baught rounds for everyone from her for the rest the night!!!
                          Hell I didnt even look at what I was paying her!!!
                          I was very generous!!!!
                          [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                          • EZRhino
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                            • Jul 2003
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                            #14
                            Hell yea

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                            • WiredGuy
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 34517

                              #15
                              Let him take some bail money and he should be fine
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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                Let him take some bail money and he should be fine
                                WG
                                Just make sure that he leaves his bong at home this time.

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                                • WiredGuy
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 34517

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                  Just make sure that he leaves his bong at home this time.
                                  I play with Google.

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                                  • Wiseman
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AaronM


                                    Just make sure that he leaves his bong at home this time.
                                    It was an inocent mistake!!!!!
                                    I had just moved!!
                                    I didnt realize it was still in my car!!!
                                    If I had I wouldnt have been useing a Pop Can the hole time!!!
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                                    • AaronM
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                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                      It was an inocent mistake!!!!!
                                      I had just moved!!
                                      I didnt realize it was still in my car!!!
                                      If I had I wouldnt have been useing a Pop Can the hole time!!!
                                      The fucked up thing is...Most people will probably think that this is all a joke.

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                                      • Wiseman
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 2990

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AaronM


                                        The fucked up thing is...Most people will probably think that this is all a joke.
                                        No shit!!!
                                        And I bet the US customs Guy's kid now has a nice $200 bong to smoke his weed out of to!!!
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                                        • AaronM
                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 46917

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                          No shit!!!
                                          And I bet the US customs Guy's kid now has a nice $200 bong to smoke his weed out of to!!!
                                          They are required to give you a receipt and you can show up in court and request that they return your property.

                                          Have you tried this?

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                                          • Muffin
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                                            • Apr 2003
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                                            #22
                                            He's gotta go! He is my sushi partner!

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                                            • Wiseman
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                                              • Jan 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AaronM


                                              They are required to give you a receipt and you can show up in court and request that they return your property.

                                              Have you tried this?
                                              UMMM NO AARON I HAVENT!!! lolol
                                              I dont smoke weed anymore anyway!!
                                              But boy if I did I would march right back into Canada and ask for it back!!!!
                                              And The Fresh Green bowl that was in it had better still be in it to!!!
                                              That was the funny part was when he pulled that out and said "I am going to have to keep this to!!! "
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                                              • Wiseman
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 2990

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Muffin
                                                He's gotta go! He is my sushi partner!
                                                God YES!!!! Hooper if I cant go eat Sushi

                                                I QUIT!!!!!
                                                [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                                                • SCOOTER
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                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 4010

                                                  #25
                                                  Send him .

                                                  Wait ....ya send him .
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                                                  • kristin
                                                    GOO!
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 9768

                                                    #26
                                                    Vancouver was my first show and I was in the industry for all of a month. I was working for TopBucks at the time and ended up partying with Paul from CJ and Wiseman. Well, to start it off, we were all drunk at the bar and Paul and I had been doing TONS of shots of everything. So we go outside and Wiseman is with us, he starts peeing on the side of the street where some security guy saw him. Wiseman starts mouthing off to the HUGE, BLACK security guy who after awhile just floored Wiseman. (Funny as hell!) So, we get Wiseman to leave with him resisting oh so much. We ended up in some strip club. If it weren't for Wiseman, I still might have a job at TopBucks. Probably not, but anyways he should get to go, Vancouver wouldn't be the same without him.
                                                    Vacares rules.

                                                    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                    • rip raster
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 2851

                                                      #27
                                                      Send him...The guy is a riot...the wasted webmster crew will be there for photo documentation of all the antics



                                                      Rip

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                                                      • GrimShawn
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 8120

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by rip raster
                                                        Send him...The guy is a riot...the wasted webmster crew will be there for photo documentation of all the antics



                                                        Rip
                                                        You have no idea bro!

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                                                        • Wiseman
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 2990

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kristin
                                                          Vancouver was my first show and I was in the industry for all of a month. I was working for TopBucks at the time and ended up partying with Paul from CJ and Wiseman. Well, to start it off, we were all drunk at the bar and Paul and I had been doing TONS of shots of everything. So we go outside and Wiseman is with us, he starts peeing on the side of the street where some security guy saw him. Wiseman starts mouthing off to the HUGE, BLACK security guy who after awhile just floored Wiseman. (Funny as hell!) So, we get Wiseman to leave with him resisting oh so much. We ended up in some strip club. If it weren't for Wiseman, I still might have a job at TopBucks. Probably not, but anyways he should get to go, Vancouver wouldn't be the same without him.

                                                          hehehe
                                                          Ummmm seem to have left out the part of when we were in the strip club "Owned by hells Angel's"
                                                          That me and paul were peeing with a big Ass Hell's Angel peeing in the stall in between us!
                                                          And I looked up at the hells angel and said "So is it true you guys hate Jew's and Queer's?"
                                                          Right about here I hear a quite "Oh Fuck" from Paul from CJ... He is a jew for those who dont know.. T
                                                          he guys says Yes I do!!!!!
                                                          And I said Well ?
                                                          He is a Jew And boy would I like to fuck your ass!!!!!
                                                          I dont think I ever seen Paul Run so fast in my Entire life!!!!
                                                          [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                                                          • SCOOTER
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                                                            • Oct 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Hey Hooper, I will keep him out of trouble for you!
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                                                            • kristin
                                                              GOO!
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 9768

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by THE WISEMAN



                                                              hehehe
                                                              Ummmm seem to have left out the part of when we were in the strip club "Owned by hells Angel's"
                                                              That me and paul were peeing with a big Ass Hell's Angel peeing in the stall in between us!
                                                              And I looked up at the hells angel and said "So is it true you guys hate Jew's and Queer's?"
                                                              Right about here I hear a quite "Oh Fuck" from Paul from CJ... He is a jew for those who dont know.. T
                                                              he guys says Yes I do!!!!!
                                                              And I said Well ?
                                                              He is a Jew And boy would I like to fuck your ass!!!!!
                                                              I dont think I ever seen Paul Run so fast in my Entire life!!!!
                                                              I must have left by that point, but it's funny as hell. That was a fun night.
                                                              Vacares rules.

                                                              "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                              • AaronM
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                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 46917

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by THE WISEMAN



                                                                hehehe
                                                                Ummmm seem to have left out the part of when we were in the strip club "Owned by hells Angel's"
                                                                That me and paul were peeing with a big Ass Hell's Angel peeing in the stall in between us!
                                                                And I looked up at the hells angel and said "So is it true you guys hate Jew's and Queer's?"
                                                                Right about here I hear a quite "Oh Fuck" from Paul from CJ... He is a jew for those who dont know.. T
                                                                he guys says Yes I do!!!!!
                                                                And I said Well ?
                                                                He is a Jew And boy would I like to fuck your ass!!!!!
                                                                I dont think I ever seen Paul Run so fast in my Entire life!!!!

                                                                BWAHAHAHA!!!

                                                                We went to that club...Paid the $20 cover each...Walked inside then turned the fuck around and left.

                                                                That was a bad scene.

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                                                                • Wiseman
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  HAHAHAHAH
                                                                  WOOPS!!! Sorry bout that Aaron!! hehehe
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                                                                  • AaronM
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                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 46917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
                                                                    HAHAHAHAH
                                                                    WOOPS!!! Sorry bout that Aaron!! hehehe

                                                                    I just re-read your post. You said strip club...This was an afterhours party we went to. Different place. If you have pulled that shit in this one, you most likely would not have walked out.

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                                                                    • Wiseman
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 2990

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                      I just re-read your post. You said strip club...This was an afterhours party we went to. Different place. If you have pulled that shit in this one, you most likely would not have walked out.
                                                                      Was this the Russian underground after hours club?
                                                                      The one under the dress shop?
                                                                      I think I was good in that one?
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                                                                      • AaronM
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                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 46917

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                                                        Was this the Russian underground after hours club?
                                                                        The one under the dress shop?
                                                                        I think I was good in that one?
                                                                        Hell if I know. I was pretty wasted that night. What I do remember is that it was in a run down looking building with an odd side street alley kind of thing.

                                                                        The place was loaded with HA and a bunch of underage girls.

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                                                                        • Pornkings
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Let him stay home and suffer.

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                                                                          • Brad-Wishing
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                                                                            • Oct 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Eeeek, yeah there's places like that around. LAST thing I would want to do before I die is fuck with the HA.
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                                                                            • AaronM
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                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 46917

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Pornkings
                                                                              Let him stay home and suffer.


                                                                              Piss off Newbie.

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                                                                              • drunkdollars
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                                                                                • Apr 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                                                                Was this the Russian underground after hours club?
                                                                                The one under the dress shop?
                                                                                I think I was good in that one?
                                                                                He dude what do you guys PPP?
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                                                                                • Wiseman
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Pornkings
                                                                                  Let him stay home and suffer.

                                                                                  Yea!!! I agree!!!! Piss off NewBEE!!!! hehehe
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                                                                                  • AaronM
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                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 46917

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by drunkdollars


                                                                                    He dude what do you guys PPP?

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                                                                                    • Pornkings
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                                      Piss off Newbie.

                                                                                      the only Newbie here is my New Bi chick who will piss all over you.

                                                                                      Tadpole
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                                                                                      • Pornkings
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                                                                        Yea!!! I agree!!!! Piss off NewBEE!!!! hehehe
                                                                                        Wasn't AZ enough for you.

                                                                                        By the way Shana says Hello
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                                                                                        • Wiseman
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Pornkings


                                                                                          Wasn't AZ enough for you.

                                                                                          By the way Shana says Hello
                                                                                          She is Bi?
                                                                                          Did she finally dump her boyfriend?
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                                                                                          • AaronM
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                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                            • 46917

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Pornkings



                                                                                            the only Newbie here is my New Bi chick who will piss all over you.

                                                                                            Tadpole

                                                                                            Big deal...All chicks are bi in my town. As for the pissing thing...Hey man...Whatever floats your boat.

                                                                                            Frog

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                                                                                            • AaronM
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                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 46917

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                                                                              She is Bi?
                                                                                              Did she finally dump her boyfriend?
                                                                                              Tell him how it is Roger.

                                                                                              You never lose your girl.......

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                                                                                              • Pornkings
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                                                                                She is Bi?
                                                                                                Did she finally dump her boyfriend?

                                                                                                Naw she isn't Bi. But if she was she would be an 11 a 1o that licks pussy

                                                                                                She is going to dump him soon. If not I'm out

                                                                                                I hope she's the one if she not I'll see you in Vancouver. LOL
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                                                                                                • Pornkings
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                  Tell him how it is Roger.

                                                                                                  You never lose your girl.......

                                                                                                  thats right you don't lose your girl just your turn.

                                                                                                  It's my turn now. it could have been you Ryan but you dropped the ball
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                                                                                                  • AaronM
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Pornkings



                                                                                                    thats right you don't lose your girl just your turn.

                                                                                                    It's my turn now. it could have been you Ryan but you dropped the ball
                                                                                                    Same thing happened to Tom Greene.

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