Originally posted by Hooper Last time he hit a towel head and jumped out of the car...
Is he suddenly "Safe" ????
Let him go. There is NOTHING quite like the Wiseman stories that come out of these events. If I were you, I would be capitalizing on his adventures.
I would tell you that I will keep him safe but we all know that I am not about to try to control that fool. I do promise to back up the outrageous claims that will start to surface as they will undoubtedly be true.
LMFAO...Paid for the drinks and tipped the bartender with her own money....That's the best one I have seen or heard so far.
Originally posted by AaronM LMFAO...Paid for the drinks and tipped the bartender with her own money....That's the best one I have seen or heard so far.
Damn man... funny afterwards... but at the time, I almost hit the floor from laughing so hard! I was standing right there... me and DrinkingHard... standing right there as he walks up, grabs her tip jar, dumps it ALL into his hand right in front of her... and then puts it in his pocket.
She puts our money into the register, turns back around to give DH his change and Wiseman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of change and dumps it into her tip jar and she was so grateful! Her eyes open wide and she's saying "thank you!" like it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for her.
Damn man... funny afterwards... but at the time, I almost hit the floor from laughing so hard! I was standing right there... me and DrinkingHard... standing right there as he walks up, grabs her tip jar, dumps it ALL into his hand right in front of her... and then puts it in his pocket.
She puts our money into the register, turns back around to give DH his change and Wiseman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of change and dumps it into her tip jar and she was so grateful! Her eyes open wide and she's saying "thank you!" like it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for her.
Damn that was hilarious!
HEY!!! I baught rounds for everyone from her for the rest the night!!!
Hell I didnt even look at what I was paying her!!!
I was very generous!!!!
Just make sure that he leaves his bong at home this time.
It was an inocent mistake!!!!!
I had just moved!!
I didnt realize it was still in my car!!!
If I had I wouldnt have been useing a Pop Can the hole time!!!
It was an inocent mistake!!!!!
I had just moved!!
I didnt realize it was still in my car!!!
If I had I wouldnt have been useing a Pop Can the hole time!!!
The fucked up thing is...Most people will probably think that this is all a joke.
They are required to give you a receipt and you can show up in court and request that they return your property.
Have you tried this?
UMMM NO AARON I HAVENT!!! lolol
I dont smoke weed anymore anyway!!
But boy if I did I would march right back into Canada and ask for it back!!!!
And The Fresh Green bowl that was in it had better still be in it to!!!
That was the funny part was when he pulled that out and said "I am going to have to keep this to!!! "
Vancouver was my first show and I was in the industry for all of a month. I was working for TopBucks at the time and ended up partying with Paul from CJ and Wiseman. Well, to start it off, we were all drunk at the bar and Paul and I had been doing TONS of shots of everything. So we go outside and Wiseman is with us, he starts peeing on the side of the street where some security guy saw him. Wiseman starts mouthing off to the HUGE, BLACK security guy who after awhile just floored Wiseman. (Funny as hell!) So, we get Wiseman to leave with him resisting oh so much. We ended up in some strip club. If it weren't for Wiseman, I still might have a job at TopBucks. Probably not, but anyways he should get to go, Vancouver wouldn't be the same without him.
Originally posted by kristin Vancouver was my first show and I was in the industry for all of a month. I was working for TopBucks at the time and ended up partying with Paul from CJ and Wiseman. Well, to start it off, we were all drunk at the bar and Paul and I had been doing TONS of shots of everything. So we go outside and Wiseman is with us, he starts peeing on the side of the street where some security guy saw him. Wiseman starts mouthing off to the HUGE, BLACK security guy who after awhile just floored Wiseman. (Funny as hell!) So, we get Wiseman to leave with him resisting oh so much. We ended up in some strip club. If it weren't for Wiseman, I still might have a job at TopBucks. Probably not, but anyways he should get to go, Vancouver wouldn't be the same without him.
hehehe
Ummmm seem to have left out the part of when we were in the strip club "Owned by hells Angel's"
That me and paul were peeing with a big Ass Hell's Angel peeing in the stall in between us!
And I looked up at the hells angel and said "So is it true you guys hate Jew's and Queer's?"
Right about here I hear a quite "Oh Fuck" from Paul from CJ... He is a jew for those who dont know.. T
he guys says Yes I do!!!!!
And I said Well ?
He is a Jew And boy would I like to fuck your ass!!!!!
I dont think I ever seen Paul Run so fast in my Entire life!!!!
hehehe
Ummmm seem to have left out the part of when we were in the strip club "Owned by hells Angel's"
That me and paul were peeing with a big Ass Hell's Angel peeing in the stall in between us!
And I looked up at the hells angel and said "So is it true you guys hate Jew's and Queer's?"
Right about here I hear a quite "Oh Fuck" from Paul from CJ... He is a jew for those who dont know.. T
he guys says Yes I do!!!!!
And I said Well ?
He is a Jew And boy would I like to fuck your ass!!!!!
I dont think I ever seen Paul Run so fast in my Entire life!!!!
I must have left by that point, but it's funny as hell. That was a fun night.
hehehe
Ummmm seem to have left out the part of when we were in the strip club "Owned by hells Angel's"
That me and paul were peeing with a big Ass Hell's Angel peeing in the stall in between us!
And I looked up at the hells angel and said "So is it true you guys hate Jew's and Queer's?"
Right about here I hear a quite "Oh Fuck" from Paul from CJ... He is a jew for those who dont know.. T
he guys says Yes I do!!!!!
And I said Well ?
He is a Jew And boy would I like to fuck your ass!!!!!
I dont think I ever seen Paul Run so fast in my Entire life!!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!
We went to that club...Paid the $20 cover each...Walked inside then turned the fuck around and left.
Originally posted by THE WISEMAN HAHAHAHAH
WOOPS!!! Sorry bout that Aaron!! hehehe
I just re-read your post. You said strip club...This was an afterhours party we went to. Different place. If you have pulled that shit in this one, you most likely would not have walked out.
I just re-read your post. You said strip club...This was an afterhours party we went to. Different place. If you have pulled that shit in this one, you most likely would not have walked out.
Was this the Russian underground after hours club?
The one under the dress shop?
I think I was good in that one?
Was this the Russian underground after hours club?
The one under the dress shop?
I think I was good in that one?
Hell if I know. I was pretty wasted that night. What I do remember is that it was in a run down looking building with an odd side street alley kind of thing.
The place was loaded with HA and a bunch of underage girls.
Eeeek, yeah there's places like that around. LAST thing I would want to do before I die is fuck with the HA.
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