Axe "BodyWash" shit doesnt work.

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Axe "BodyWash" shit doesnt work.

    I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

    I am dissapointed. Boycot the product
  • Nylz
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 8285

    #2
    Did you get harassed by horny twinks tho?
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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
      Their body spray and pit stick works good though. I got attacked 3 times yesterday.
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      • Jon2
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2001
        • 2875

        #4
        Sue them juicy

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        • abyss_al
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          • Oct 2003
          • 15605

          #5
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          • bryany
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 2037

            #6
            Its all about the Old Spice body wash
            ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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            • viki
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 2640

              #7
              Originally posted by bryany
              Its all about the Old Spice body wash
              Agreed. Old Spice makes me jump my boyfriend's bones.

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              • Thurbs
                The Thrilla in Manila
                • Sep 2004
                • 4785

                #8
                i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

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                • MandyBlake
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 17761

                  #9
                  am i the only one who think axe smells like crap?
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                  • WiredGuy
                    Pounding Googlebot
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 34515

                    #10
                    Originally posted by thurbs
                    i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.
                    They probably wanted you to buy them shoes too
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                    • JFK
                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67369

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                      They probably wanted you to buy them shoes too
                      WG
                      you just had to spoil his fantasy, didnt you?

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                      • Pete-KT
                        Workin With The Devil
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 51532

                        #12
                        Originally posted by thurbs
                        i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.
                        Well its not there fault you look 15 ;)

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                        • candyflip
                          Carpe Visio
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 43073

                          #13
                          One of my friend's mom just told me that I smell yummy. She's a MILF too.

                          I showered with Axe Body Spray.

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                          • Mango
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 474

                            #14
                            Originally posted by candyflip
                            One of my friend's mom just told me that I smell yummy. She's a MILF too.

                            I showered with Axe Body Spray.
                            Well, I didn't shower in the last 12 years and my granny told me the same



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                            • seeric
                              ..........
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 41917

                              #15
                              yeah that shit happened to me too. i did what it says on the bottle but when i got in the elevator, all the chicks did was look at me all crazy. none of them hit the emrgency stop button and raped me. that shit sucks.

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                              • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2088

                                #16
                                I think it's really for gay men, but a commercial with a guy going out and getting attacked by other men wouldn't fly in conservative usa. Every gay man I know wears that scent. lol
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                                • Thurbs
                                  The Thrilla in Manila
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 4785

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JFK
                                  you just had to spoil his fantasy, didnt you?
                                  hahah .. and here I thought I was the pimp

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                                  • Za Ha
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 5112

                                    #18
                                    Worked for me, maybe you got an expired one...

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                                    • sexyclicks
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 3240

                                      #19
                                      Old Spice!

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                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                        Their body spray and pit stick works good though. I got attacked 3 times yesterday.
                                        going to pick some up now

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                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by abyss_al

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                                          • TaDoW
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 3875

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                            I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

                                            I am dissapointed. Boycot the product
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                                            • crockett
                                              in a van by the river
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 76818

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                              I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

                                              I am dissapointed. Boycot the product
                                              you put it on backwards
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                                              • Spunky
                                                I need a beer
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133978

                                                #24
                                                I still prefer my Brut and Old spice..chicks dig that shit

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                                                • frankfortuna
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 1504

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Wiggles
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 14423

                                                    #26
                                                    you have to spray it on your penis, then it'll work!
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                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692

                                                      #27
                                                      That's what I use ... smells goooooooood :P
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                                                      • Nembrionic
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 2424

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                        I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

                                                        I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

                                                        That's because it only works on sexy people! Apparently you haven't been paying attention while watching the ad

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                                                        • Funky Bastard
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 2544

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                          I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

                                                          I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

                                                          Try the body spray I find they like that more.

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                                                          • Greg Jacobson
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                            • 812

                                                            #30
                                                            Next time spike their drink with it instead of spraying it on your body. Works for me

                                                            They usually wake up by morning.

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                                                            • xclusive
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 35218

                                                              #31
                                                              I just go natural and don't shower and the girls fall at my feet literally Can't wait to see ya in Montreal

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                                                              • jamesonxx
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 758

                                                                #32
                                                                yeah go the natural way and let your mojos do the work for you


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                                                                • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                  ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 28609

                                                                  #33
                                                                  you have it backwards the body spray is for women attacking you , the body wash is for when your being chased naked by a pack of dogs
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                                                                  • Niko Bimini
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 2372

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Shit I was going to buy some of that stuff tomorrow!!! Was counting on it to get me some action this weekend.

                                                                    It doesn't work?



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                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 22712

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I think that shit is too metro. I get attacked by wearing Givenchy and other fragrances not sold in K-Mart .
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                                                                      • Poppy
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                        • 6254

                                                                        #36
                                                                        They have the best ads in the bathrooms.
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                                                                        • Slap Dot
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 3168

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Juicy, you need to be at least semi-attractive for it to work?. Sorry, bro, things don?t look good for you?

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                                                                          • Pleasurepays
                                                                            BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                            • 11913

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                            I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

                                                                            I am dissapointed. Boycot the product
                                                                            what is it that you were trying to wash off your body that did not come off? maybe you can try acetone or paint thinner... or gasonline.

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                                                                            • Rob
                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 13310

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Did you get the Middle Eastern Strength can?

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                                                                              • reynold
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 51271

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Yeah better sue them for false advertisement. I was thinking of doing the same against Mentos.

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                                                                                • pstation
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 1135

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  My friend goes through cans of AXE the way some drug addicts go through heroin, and i can catagorically say he has never had any luck with the ladies. He stinks worse than a car freshener tree. I have told him numerous times to never use that crap but he persists due to those damn commercials. He is a true product of the american materialistic childhood. Every person, man or woman, who has been over when he "AXE's up" has complained they cant breathe and wonder what the hell is that smell.

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