Last night I dreamed I was a cloned cell...of Homer Simpson.

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    Last night I dreamed I was a cloned cell...of Homer Simpson.

    How I came into being I'm not sure, but I wafted along on a breeze through a laboratory full of chemicals until I landed in a test tube full of something. My body sprouted feetfirst from the vial fully grown, but my head got stuck for a bit in the rapid growth solution and when I pulled it out I had a 60-year-old head on a 35-year-old body.

    The first thing I did was get a haircut.


    The dream I had the night before was even stranger...
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • who
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2003
      • 19593
      #2
      cut+paste into www.dreamforums.net , then read some even weirder stuff

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        • italianstyle
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 540
          #3
          I Am Homer Doh!!!
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