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  • mastamindz
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    • Feb 2002
    • 3547

    #1

    Fucking Jehovah's witnesses!

    Wasted my time! I told them I don't read the bible, I have my own views etc.
    But they kept on fucking talking! Next time Im wearing my GFY shirt or if anyone has a really nasty shirt they want to donate feel free to send me one haha
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  • kmanrox
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    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #2
    they are as stubbord as jewish businessmen =) it's how shit gets done....

    if they werent so damned persistent there would be like 3 jehovahs in this world i'd guess...
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    • mastamindz
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      #3
      Originally posted by kmanrox
      they are as stubbord as jewish businessmen =) it's how shit gets done....

      if they werent so damned persistent there would be like 3 jehovahs in this world i'd guess...
      I should hire them to do sales.
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      • LadyMischief
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        • Sep 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by mastamindz
        Wasted my time! I told them I don't read the bible, I have my own views etc.
        But they kept on fucking talking! Next time Im wearing my GFY shirt or if anyone has a really nasty shirt they want to donate feel free to send me one haha
        Tell them you're a satanist.. They will leave and never come bakc.

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        • Shok
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          • Apr 2001
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          #5
          Isn't the whole deal with them that there are only so many places in heaven, and only they can have them?


          Why are they trying to get more people to take up those spaces?
          I would be afraid I would recruit more people than spaces in heaven and I might get fucked over

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          • SENSEX
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            • Jan 2003
            • 1159

            #6
            their as bad as those asshole who bug me everyday trying to switch my gas bill to another company.

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            • LadyMischief
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              • Sep 2002
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              #7
              Originally posted by Shok
              Isn't the whole deal with them that there are only so many places in heaven, and only they can have them?


              Why are they trying to get more people to take up those spaces?
              I would be afraid I would recruit more people than spaces in heaven and I might get fucked over
              Yep 144,000 chosen ones, and the rest would live on earth. Trust me, I was raised as a JW :P I know all the tricks.

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              • kmanrox
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                • Oct 2001
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                #8
                Originally posted by LadyMischief


                Tell them you're a satanist.. They will leave and never come bakc.
                i tried that...

                they came back more often to help save me from satan...
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                • ADL Colin
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                  • Feb 2001
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                  #9
                  Ran into one this morning too.

                  There was an adult webmaster back in 1996 or so (Spanker) who was a Jehova's Witness. He left porn because of his religion. Cost him 6 figures a year.

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                  • brand0n
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                    • kmanrox
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                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Colin
                      Ran into one this morning too.

                      There was an adult webmaster back in 1996 or so (Spanker) who was a Jehova's Witness. He left porn because of his religion. Cost him 6 figures a year.

                      Good guy though. Hope he's doing well.
                      hahah SPANKEr! haha i didnt know jehovahs allowed their people to accost 16yo daughters of people like fantasyman in 1997 at the 4th of july party at his estate.... that was hilarious.... FM had his drunk ass sent home....
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                      • zzgundamnzz
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by kmanrox


                        i tried that...

                        they came back more often to help save me from satan...
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                        • Keev
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                          #13
                          Combine a Jehovah and a mormon


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                          • q00p
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                            #14
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                            • High Quality
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                              #15
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                              • Basher
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by mastamindz
                                Wasted my time! I told them I don't read the bible, I have my own views etc.
                                But they kept on fucking talking! Next time Im wearing my GFY shirt or if anyone has a really nasty shirt they want to donate feel free to send me one haha
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                                • LeeNoga
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                                  • Jul 2001
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                                  #17
                                  All you need to do is tell them you have been "Dis-inherited" and asked to leave the faith...."

                                  I forget the right word but it means you were asked to leave and you have no ties to their church. They are NOT allowed to talk to anyone that has been asked to leave the church....forget that damn word. "Dis-associated"?? Nope....forgot the freaking word.

                                  Remind them they are not allowed to talk to you because you have been disassociated...or whatever that word is...

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                                  • Dugmor
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                                    #18


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                                    • MikeB
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                      All you need to do is tell them you have been "Dis-inherited" and asked to leave the faith...."

                                      I forget the right word but it means you were asked to leave and you have no ties to their church. They are NOT allowed to talk to anyone that has been asked to leave the church....forget that damn word. "Dis-associated"?? Nope....forgot the freaking word.

                                      Remind them they are not allowed to talk to you because you have been disassociated...or whatever that word is...
                                      disavowed ?

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                                      • Keev
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                                        #20
                                        excommunicated ?
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                                        • Sama
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                                          #21
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                                          • LadyMischief
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                            All you need to do is tell them you have been "Dis-inherited" and asked to leave the faith...."

                                            I forget the right word but it means you were asked to leave and you have no ties to their church. They are NOT allowed to talk to anyone that has been asked to leave the church....forget that damn word. "Dis-associated"?? Nope....forgot the freaking word.

                                            Remind them they are not allowed to talk to you because you have been disassociated...or whatever that word is...
                                            Disassociated means you stopped going.. Disfellowshipped means they kicked you out. I got Disfellowshipped :P

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                                            • RATBOY
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                              Disassociated means you stopped going.. Disfellowshipped means they kicked you out. I got Disfellowshipped :P
                                              Me too! So did my fiance! Let's drink!

                                              My sister is a Bethelite too. Her inlaws live over here in washington, won't even pick up the phone to tell me she is in town.

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                                              • RATBOY
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                                                • May 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Oh, and if you want them to stop showing up, it's just like the telemarketers. Ask to be put on thier "do not call" list and if they come back you will sue.

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                                                • On-top
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                                                  #25
                                                  There was a Jehovah's Wwitness convention here the other day...there were over 10,000 of them in town.

                                                  I don't think they went knocking on doors though. Interesting...
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                                                  • loverboy
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                                                    • May 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    you may want to invite them over the board (GFY). tell them there's alot of people they can meet without roaming around houses everyday. they will end up being ridiculed here.

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                                                    • Makingcoin
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • GrimShawn
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • bhutocracy
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                                                          • Dec 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Shok

                                                          Why are they trying to get more people to take up those spaces?
                                                          I would be afraid I would recruit more people than spaces in heaven and I might get fucked over
                                                          the more people you convert to JW the higher chance you have of being one of those 144,000.

                                                          It's a great mechanism. there are several million Jw's so only ~5% are getting into heaven - better convert some heathens!

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                                                          • LadyMischief
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                            the more people you convert to JW the higher chance you have of being one of those 144,000.

                                                            It's a great mechanism. there are several million Jw's so only ~5% are getting into heaven - better convert some heathens!
                                                            No actually that is *NOT* how it works.. take it from someone who spent 16 years listening to their drivel. The people of the 144,000 that they believe are going to heavan are since the time of jesus, and they believe there's like 1000 or something left. When the last one dies, armageddon comes and destroys the wicked. Then the people left over get to live on a paradise earth. Yippie.

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                                                            • LadyMischief
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by RATBOY


                                                              Me too! So did my fiance! Let's drink!

                                                              My sister is a Bethelite too. Her inlaws live over here in washington, won't even pick up the phone to tell me she is in town.
                                                              They disfellowshipped me for "loose conduct". I got kicked out of the house and slept on a boy's couch. Whoopdie fucking do. The REAL reason is because the head elder's daughter was a slut, I wasn't, and everyone knew it. I was making him look bad.

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                                                              • LadyMischief
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by On-top
                                                                There was a Jehovah's Wwitness convention here the other day...there were over 10,000 of them in town.

                                                                I don't think they went knocking on doors though. Interesting...
                                                                Naw, they're too busy prostelatizing to each other and patting each other on the back. Oh, and don't forget indoctrinating the children and reinforcing their own little delusions .

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                                                                • bhutocracy
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                                                  No actually that is *NOT* how it works.. take it from someone who spent 16 years listening to their drivel. The people of the 144,000 that they believe are going to heavan are since the time of jesus, and they believe there's like 1000 or something left. When the last one dies, armageddon comes and destroys the wicked. Then the people left over get to live on a paradise earth. Yippie.
                                                                  oh well, thats what i've read. been a while since my arguing days with the jw and mormon idiots.

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                                                                  • JSA Matt
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                                                                    • Aug 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Had 2 little old ladies come to my house one time.. just said "We don't allow god into this household" and they never came back

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                                                                    • bhutocracy
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                                                      Naw, they're too busy prostelatizing to each other and patting each other on the back. Oh, and don't forget indoctrinating the children and reinforcing their own little delusions .
                                                                      and encouraging their kids not to get a proper education. for that alone they should be abhored.

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                                                                      • LadyMischief
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                        oh well, thats what i've read. been a while since my arguing days with the jw and mormon idiots.
                                                                        Yeah it's not true, but no less absurd :P

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                                                                        • LadyMischief
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                          and encouraging their kids not to get a proper education. for that alone they should be abhored.
                                                                          Oh they LOVE having educated kids.. Don't you know, they use their kids to get converts at the schools. They make sure their kids don't participate in any activities they consider "worldly", and that way they make themselves stand out in a crowd and look like martyrs. It's an elegant system really, until you start listening to what they say..then it's just appauling.

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                                                                          • Beastiepoo
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • RATBOY
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                                                              Naw, they're too busy prostelatizing to each other and patting each other on the back. Oh, and don't forget indoctrinating the children and reinforcing their own little delusions .
                                                                              That's wierd, they booted me for basicly the same reason, only I was planning on sharing an apartment with a PLUTONIC friend of mine long-term. Nothing going on, just sharing an apartment. Never moved in either, my parents went through my adress book, called my friend and told her I had "mental problems."

                                                                              The disfellowshipping stuck, and I never tried going back.

                                                                              Hey, Lady, do you ever think of going back? I don't, but every once in a while I get this wierd panic attack over death and stuff, like they are right or something (19 years in there from birth, never knew anything else).

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                                                                              • bhutocracy
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                                                                Oh they LOVE having educated kids.. Don't you know, they use their kids to get converts at the schools. They make sure their kids don't participate in any activities they consider "worldly", and that way they make themselves stand out in a crowd and look like martyrs. It's an elegant system really, until you start listening to what they say..then it's just appauling.
                                                                                the local ones here vehemently DISCOURAGE any education past year 10.. which i guess is senior high - you won't find a jw in the final two years of highschool around here. Thats when they really start learning higher end science and whatnot, the sort of thing that cures them of their ignorance and ergo their religion.

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                                                                                • bhutocracy
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by RATBOY

                                                                                  Hey, Lady, do you ever think of going back? I don't, but every once in a while I get this wierd panic attack over death and stuff, like they are right or something (19 years in there from birth, never knew anything else).
                                                                                  once you've been indoctrinated from a young age you can never entirely get rid of it. it gets hard wired into you.

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                                                                                  • RATBOY
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                                    once you've been indoctrinated from a young age you can never entirely get rid of it. it gets hard wired into you.
                                                                                    It's true, I'm totally fucked up and damaged.

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                                                                                    • LadyMischief
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by RATBOY


                                                                                      That's wierd, they booted me for basicly the same reason, only I was planning on sharing an apartment with a PLUTONIC friend of mine long-term. Nothing going on, just sharing an apartment. Never moved in either, my parents went through my adress book, called my friend and told her I had "mental problems."

                                                                                      The disfellowshipping stuck, and I never tried going back.

                                                                                      Hey, Lady, do you ever think of going back? I don't, but every once in a while I get this wierd panic attack over death and stuff, like they are right or something (19 years in there from birth, never knew anything else).
                                                                                      Oh GOD no! I'm Wiccan and very pleased with my decision. I pity those who need to have their beliefs spoon-fed to them 3 times a week.

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                                                                                      • LadyMischief
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                                        the local ones here vehemently DISCOURAGE any education past year 10.. which i guess is senior high - you won't find a jw in the final two years of highschool around here. Thats when they really start learning higher end science and whatnot, the sort of thing that cures them of their ignorance and ergo their religion.
                                                                                        Wow that' strange.. they must have some tyrant as a head elder. Probably afraid of all the "worldly" influences in high school.

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                                                                                        • LadyMischief
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by bhutocracy


                                                                                          once you've been indoctrinated from a young age you can never entirely get rid of it. it gets hard wired into you.
                                                                                          To a certain extent. I really don't find any of the tendancies in me anymore.. although for a while after I got the big boot I did.

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                                                                                          • bhutocracy
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by RATBOY


                                                                                            It's true, I'm totally fucked up and damaged.
                                                                                            hehe.. i understand.. i was raised catholic. believed up until junior high. you can't undo 15 years of church. you can claw back 99% but there will always be that nagging 1% that no amount of logic knowledge and belief will rid you of.. I was got at too young. the indoctrination started while my brain was forming. We had no chance.

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                                                                                            • RATBOY
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by LadyMischief


                                                                                              Oh GOD no! I'm Wiccan and very pleased with my decision. I pity those who need to have their beliefs spoon-fed to them 3 times a week.
                                                                                              That's another thing. 3 times a week meetings is insane.

                                                                                              I seriously can't think of any well-adjusted kids who grew up that way. All the ones I know are dissassociated, disfellowshipped, or clinicly depressed.

                                                                                              I'm off for a few. I have to go to a breast-feeding class with the mother of my soon-to-be illegitimate child

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                                                                                                • LadyMischief
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by RATBOY


                                                                                                  That's another thing. 3 times a week meetings is insane.

                                                                                                  I seriously can't think of any well-adjusted kids who grew up that way. All the ones I know are dissassociated, disfellowshipped, or clinicly depressed.

                                                                                                  I'm off for a few. I have to go to a breast-feeding class with the mother of my soon-to-be illegitimate child
                                                                                                  Lol you go, sinner!

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                                                                                                  • Morgan
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                                                                                                    reminds me of a funny story... One day when i was like 16 years old, i was out front of my house in the driveway washing my car while my dad and a couple friends were playing some basketball on my hoop. a couple of these jehovas witness chicks roll up the driveway and ask my dad if she can talk to us. my dads like, "sure, what can i do for you?" They begin to ramble about their deal when my dad stops them and asks them, "Do you save people?" One of the girls was like, "of course". Then he's like, "Do you save hookers?" Again, the same girl goes, "well.... sure we do". Then I shit you not, he then asks the girls, "Will you save me a couple for friday night?". My friends and I were busting up and the one chick was pissed, while the girl behind her sort of cracked a smirk. It was hilarious.
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