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The ULTIMATE Industry Contest

10-01-2003, 11:21 AM

To bang in fall we are having a contest!

1st place winner gets a free dedicated server or dedicated e-mail server 3 months free!

2nd & 3rd place winners get $500 cash each via paypal!

4th place to 10th place get free virtual accounts with 100gb free transfer for a month!

The contest is quite simple. Whoever can write the best essay on the adult industry from the beginning
to present, highlighting the events that have happened over the past years to now in detail wins. From the
free trials, to the collapse of them, to making thousands with dialers to making little to none, from JoeE
getting screwed out of CEN, write the best essay you can of this industry from the beginning to present!
These essays will be voted on by selected judges. If you or your company wants to become a judge in this contest
and have a prize to donate please e-mail me or icq me [email protected] or post on the thread! Let's get
some big boys helping judge who can write the best essay of this industry from start to end!

Final submission date October 10th. Post your submissions in the thread.

Going to be interesting to see what some of the old tymers write

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10-01-2003, 11:22 AM

I didn't know fall was it's own month.

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10-01-2003, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe
I didn't know fall was it's own month.

August
September
Falltember
October
November...

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10-01-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe
I didn't know fall was it's own month.

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10-01-2003, 11:25 AM

typeo

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10-01-2003, 11:26 AM

I bet Luke Ford will write the best

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10-01-2003, 11:30 AM

Some people put some dirty pics online and made a bunch of money at it. Then more people came and everyone made less.

The End

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10-01-2003, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
I bet Luke Ford will write the best

so just give him the prize already.

My Essay would start like this.

First there was not GFY. Then GFY came and everyone and their mother became an adult webmaster because Lensman spammed us all for weeks about GFY. I have no idea where he got my name and email address, but it worked. Thank Lensman for the boom. He peaked my interest and SixNine held my hand (he still does on cold nights).

Boneprone claimed GFY first and recruited an army of people.

I'll settle for the $500.00 cash. I have hosting coming out my ass.

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10-01-2003, 11:32 AM

Thats a good start, but try putting into something like a biography you would see on A&E

The exciting and thrilling version would sound so much better!

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10-01-2003, 11:45 AM

can I just do a logo for this?

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10-01-2003, 11:51 AM

Can I use an essay I found on the Internet? LOL

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10-01-2003, 11:54 AM

I could write a book, but would require a 7 figure advance.

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10-01-2003, 11:57 AM

Nice homepage design...

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10-01-2003, 12:00 PM

Cheque's in the mail

Will you take that line Shaw?

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10-01-2003, 12:24 PM

cologroup, you're a fucking thief and a world class schmuck... fuck off and go to some other board to spew your bullshit cockmaster...

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10-01-2003, 12:27 PM

kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

ps. you still have not proved how cologroup fucked you. all i can see is that you just don't like myles and wish to ruin him. good luck.

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10-01-2003, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

hey fuckface... jason had a VERY profitable business that he built.... myles was a 2 dolla tech.... it was doing shitty... i single handedly help him make it huge again.... i fuck off to thailand for a while check back with jason to see how things are and he tells me dipshit went out and made a nevada corporation called Cologroup... he took the corp docs to NIC and had them hand the domain over to him... that's fucked up....

watch your step fuckface... i have the means to have your whole operation shut down in 72 hours..... say the word fucknut.... say the word and we'll start the clock, k? we'll let everyone on GFY watch it happen too bitch....

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10-01-2003, 12:35 PM

from what i heard, that is simple bullshit jason has fed you. why do you think jason signed an agreement not to say shit or get involved. there are always 2 sides to the story. plus ofcourse you will stick by jason, hes your friend of years. so go piss in some other thread you clown

not that i care really, your a nobody to me and your beef with myles is with him.

and wait, nobody got scammed, or fucked, so technically its a corporate dispute. you should be more clear when you type things kman.

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10-01-2003, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

ps. you still have not proved how cologroup fucked you. all i can see is that you just don't like myles and wish to ruin him. good luck.

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10-01-2003, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
from what i heard, that is simple bullshit jason has fed you. why do you think jason signed an agreement not to say shit or get involved. there are always 2 sides to the story. plus ofcourse you will stick by jason, hes your friend of years. so go piss in some other thread you clown

not that i care really, your a nobody to me and your beef with myles is with him.

and wait, nobody got scammed, or fucked, so technically its a corporate dispute. you should be more clear when you type things kman.

you obviously havent done your homework before you talk to my son.... so backthefuckup.... and PLEASE JUST SAY THE WORD SO I CAN SHUT YOU DOWN ....

IM BEGGING YOU TO GIVE ME THE GOAHEAD!!! i live for inducing karma unto snotnosed lieelt pricks...

id i listed all the shit i could do to you and your business here ppl would steal the tactics and the indutry would be like the wild west.... let's play... im going to sleep, sop have fun while im sleeping, when i awake, i'll reload and we can play after my meetings...

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10-01-2003, 12:58 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the industry being like the wild west would be a good thing?
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10-01-2003, 01:02 PM

we'd have some nice outfits and nice guns

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10-01-2003, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
we'd have some nice outfits and nice guns

I always wanted to be around back in the wild wild west!!!
Jason who??

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10-01-2003, 01:14 PM

Jason Trindade of pimpshost.com

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10-01-2003, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

I'll settle for the $500.00 cash. I have hosting coming out my ass. [/B]

thats gotta be tuff in the mornings

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10-02-2003, 05:08 PM

tough wouldn't be the word for it

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10-02-2003, 05:11 PM

The word cologroup should just be banned.
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10-02-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by Nick The Greek

August
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you forgot December ;) Winter does not start until Dec 21st

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