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  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #1

    Lol. GF's pissed off.

    I woke up this morning and there was a note on the table saying :

    Well, you're a disgusting man.
    Chinese bitches putting worms up their asses!!
    Why don't you get an older, hairy, fat, busty japanese girl when you seem to excited by them! YUCK!
    You disgust me!


    Lol. Quite a delightful way to wake up, wouldn't you say? I had to ponder a while wtf she was talking about. Apparently she was snooping around my computer and found the video posted here a while back where the asian girl puts eels or worms or something up her ass. She also browsed through my kazaa "history" and saw some odd porn searches there (to her).

    Now I've spent like 10 sms messages trying to explain to her it's not the fucking end of the world. lol. She won't pick up the phone.

    She just calls me perverted. I am of course, but what I'm doing at kazaa is field research. Won't get into details, as what I'm doing is quite clever . She can't seem to understand that, and thinks that all the shit I search is for personal usage.
    Shit happens I guess, now I have to convince her she's in danger being around me. hahah
    ..and I'm off.
  • nathan_f
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3983

    #2


    my wife watched that with me and laughed her ass off..

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    • Illicit
      wtf ?
      • Dec 2003
      • 11895

      #3
      we are all a bunch of sick fucks !

      I can just imagine what kind of good stuff you were looking for to get her that fucked up
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      • TheFrog
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 4095

        #4
        Originally posted by nathan_f


        my wife watched that with me and laughed her ass off..
        wierdo

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        • Oncle_Benny
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 1595

          #5
          Originally posted by nathan_f


          my wife watched that with me and laughed her ass off..

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          • Jakke PNG
            ex-TeenGodFather
            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            Originally posted by ajpiii
            we are all a bunch of sick fucks !

            I can just imagine what kind of good stuff you were looking for to get her that fucked up
            Actually I wasn't looking for anything 'bizarre'.

            I was having searches for various mature niche stuff, some bbw and fat stuff, hairy girls and some hardcore japanese stuff. That's pretty much all. I could have understood her if I was looking for kp or something really disgusting. However, now that I was looking for pretty 'normal' stuff, I think she thinks I'm looking them for myself. How in the fuck can I convince her I didn't. I already explained her why I searched for them, but she doesn't believe me. Annoying situation.
            ..and I'm off.

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            • Blinky
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 268

              #7
              Don't worry about it, I get that all the time. She gets over it every time too. That video got the same sort of reaction...

              I wonder, is there any female(s) out there that don't mind (or even like) this sort of stuff ? I need someone who doesn't want to puke at the sight of a facial cumshot

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              • BigVlad
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 703

                #8
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                • nathan_f
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3983

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Blinky
                  I wonder, is there any female(s) out there that don't mind (or even like) this sort of stuff ?
                  do you even read the replies before posting?

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                  • TurboAngel
                    H.B.I.C.
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 30122

                    #10
                    I think it's fucked up she was on your computer going and looking at where you had been. Turboface doesn't look in my history and I sure as hell don't look at his. That's an invasion of privacy. IMO


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                    • basschick
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 2540

                      #11
                      BigVlad - your sig is hysterical!
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                      • psyko514
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 22366

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Blinky
                        Don't worry about it, I get that all the time. She gets over it every time too. That video got the same sort of reaction...

                        I wonder, is there any female(s) out there that don't mind (or even like) this sort of stuff ? I need someone who doesn't want to puke at the sight of a facial cumshot
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                        • Goose
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5725

                          #13
                          omg...is she a little emotional? Why didn't she tell you right away?
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                          • Jakke PNG
                            ex-TeenGodFather
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 20306

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Goose
                            omg...is she a little emotional? Why didn't she tell you right away?
                            Beats me.
                            Originally posted by TurboAngel
                            I think it's fucked up she was on your computer going and looking at where you had been. Turboface doesn't look in my history and I sure as hell don't look at his. That's an invasion of privacy. IMO

                            As for invasion of privacy.. I don't have anything to hide. I had no idea she'd get upset when she sees me downloading a porn movie from kazaa. I'd rather download a movie, and see it before making a decision to license it.
                            ..and I would have thought she knew INSTANTLY that the eelsfrom ass movie was a joke, not something I jack off to. lol
                            ..and I'm off.

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                            • Dirty F
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 59204

                              #15
                              Haha just like when you were in Amsterdam and your girlfriend told you to come back to the hotel while you were drinking beers with us.

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                              • Jakke PNG
                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 20306

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Battuss
                                Haha just like when you were in Amsterdam and your girlfriend told you to come back to the hotel while you were drinking beers with us.
                                I'm pussywhipped.
                                ..and I'm off.

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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                  I'm pussywhipped.
                                  Obviously

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                                  • Napolean
                                    Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 4329

                                    #18
                                    just bring her a box of chocolates, a dozen roses.. and a mason jar of eels..

                                    this is a hint
                                    HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                    • Dirty F
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 59204

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Napolean
                                      just bring her a box of chocolates, a dozen roses.. and a mason jar of eels..

                                      this is a hint
                                      Oh fuck, cook some eels tonight...now that would be funny when she comes home.

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                                      • TurboAngel
                                        H.B.I.C.
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 30122

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                        Beats me.

                                        As for invasion of privacy.. I don't have anything to hide. I had no idea she'd get upset when she sees me downloading a porn movie from kazaa. I'd rather download a movie, and see it before making a decision to license it.
                                        ..and I would have thought she knew INSTANTLY that the eelsfrom ass movie was a joke, not something I jack off to. lol


                                        I understand you don't have anything to hide, I just feel it's not right to look at someone computer that's all.

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                                        • Jakke PNG
                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 20306

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Battuss
                                          Oh fuck, cook some eels tonight...now that would be funny when she comes home.
                                          Maybe I should take her to a chinese restaurant to eat eels. She was upset about the asian porn I downloaded, because like 4 years ago I told her that 2 asian chicks tried to pick me up at a bar.
                                          She's been jealous to asian girls ever since. lol.
                                          Women, can't understand them.
                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                          • -HF
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 174

                                            #22
                                            taking into account she tries to boss you around (Amsterdam thingie mentioned) and secretly goes through your stuff to find something to hold against you.... what sort of relationship does she want in first place? maybe sorting that Q out makes it much more easier - to dump her.


                                            afterall, has she ever not accepted a present cos you bought it with porn money? thought not.
                                            .

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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470

                                              #23
                                              #1 - put a password on yoru computer.
                                              #2 - send her a can of worms and tell her you love her.
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                                              • Pornwolf
                                                Drunk and Unruly
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 22712

                                                #24
                                                Wow TGF! I can't believe she took offense to that considering you see a ton of wild porn daily and she has known about that for a few years now.
                                                I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                Webair, bitches.

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                                                • macker
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 2161

                                                  #25

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                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 20306

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by -HF
                                                    taking into account she tries to boss you around (Amsterdam thingie mentioned) and secretly goes through your stuff to find something to hold against you.... what sort of relationship does she want in first place? maybe sorting that Q out makes it much more easier - to dump her.


                                                    afterall, has she ever not accepted a present cos you bought it with porn money? thought not.
                                                    I don't really buy her presents, nor will I dump her. I've been with the girl for over 4 years, and I have no complaints.

                                                    Sleazy, thanks for the suggestion. I won't password my comp though, then she'll cry twice as hard. lol.
                                                    But about the other suggestion, I trust you in this!
                                                    I already bought a can of worms. I hope it will her calm down.

                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                    • Jaded Chica
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 128

                                                      #27

                                                      Shes right you are perveted
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                                                      • cayne
                                                        My time is coming...
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 7475

                                                        #28
                                                        owned? :>

                                                        yeah, that's what will happen when a man tries to have secrets....
                                                        If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 20306

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by cayne
                                                          owned? :>

                                                          yeah, that's what will happen when a man tries to have secrets....
                                                          What secrets?
                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                          • Raf1
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 12117

                                                            #30
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                                                            • cayne
                                                              My time is coming...
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 7475

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                              What secrets?
                                                              Your preferences for "strange material"
                                                              some bbw and fat stuff, hairy girls and some hardcore japanese stuff. - it's strange and abnormal in her eyes. My

                                                              And I don't know if "buying some worms" is a very good idea
                                                              If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                                              • Joe Citizen
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 4552

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                I'm pussywhipped.
                                                                Yeah, you wouldn't even eat any of the magic mushrooms Labret and I had because your girl wouldn't let you!

                                                                We know who wears the pants in your relationship!

                                                                Goddamn pussywhipped Fins!
                                                                Last edited by Joe Citizen; 05-16-2004, 04:28 AM.

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                                                                • Magg
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 4467

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nothing wrong with being pussywhipped...

                                                                  I always tell people this:

                                                                  "She might wear the pants, but I take em off "

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                                                                  • iDiz
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                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 1522

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • Magg
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 4467

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Can someone post a link to that asian video with eels in her ass

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                                                                      • EviLGuY
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 12745

                                                                        #36
                                                                        My girlfriend has no problem whatsoever with what I do. Although that pic of ******* made her a little queasy.

                                                                        I'm pretty upfront with people when I meet them though.

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                                                                        • Trax
                                                                          [----------------------]
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 14486

                                                                          #37
                                                                          your girl has access to your computer?
                                                                          wont happen down here

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                                                                          • Jakke PNG
                                                                            ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                            • 20306

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by cayne
                                                                            Your preferences for "strange material"
                                                                            some bbw and fat stuff, hairy girls and some hardcore japanese stuff. - it's strange and abnormal in her eyes. My

                                                                            And I don't know if "buying some worms" is a very good idea
                                                                            Hmm... well.. my preferences for 'strange material' are stricktly business related. I don't really get off on porn anymore.. so I don't seek stuff for my own usage. She knows this is business relatedl.. no idea what came over her today. It might be strange and abnormal in her eyes, but she knows the shit makes me money.

                                                                            Worms are for fishing, not showing up her ass.
                                                                            ..and I'm off.

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                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                              • 20306

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Trax
                                                                              your girl has access to your computer?
                                                                              wont happen down here
                                                                              Yeah. I have my computer on 24/7. I don't bother locking it, I don't have anything on here that SHOULD upset her. Apparently I was wrong.
                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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