At the gynecologist's

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  • raceman
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1064

    #1

    At the gynecologist's

    A drop-dead gorgeous woman walks into a gynecologist's office.

    The doctor takes one look at her and all of his professionalism and years of self-control goes out the window.

    He immediately asks her to undress.

    After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

    "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asks.

    "Well," she replies. "I guess you're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

    "That's right," says the doctor.

    Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts.

    "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

    "I assume you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

    "Correct," says the doctor.

    Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her.

    "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

    "Yes," she says, "You're getting herpes--which is why I came here in the first place."


    "he he he he he"

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  • jact
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    • Sep 2002
    • 9134

    #2
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    • Milena Dickman
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      • Sep 2003
      • 501

      #3
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      • kmanrox
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        • Oct 2001
        • 29295

        #4
        lol!
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          #5
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          • Chris E
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            • Jan 2003
            • 2895

            #6

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            • WebTitan
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              • Mar 2003
              • 5114

              #7
              good one

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              • adamneve
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                • Oct 2002
                • 13333

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                • rowan
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393

                  #9
                  Doctors says, "before I perform this procedure, I have to numb your vagina.

                  *pause*

                  "Numnumnumnumnum!"

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                  • avion
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1403

                    #10
                    hahaha,

                    nice

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                    • Chris
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2003
                      • 27880

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rowan
                      Doctors says, "before I perform this procedure, I have to numb your vagina.

                      *pause*

                      "Numnumnumnumnum!"

                      lol
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                      • angeleyes
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 3584

                        #12
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                        • loverboy
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                          • May 2003
                          • 20609

                          #13

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