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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    Is Jessica Simpson retarded?

    or just ever so slightly above the IQ for retarded?

    When asked if she wanted some buffalo wings, she said, "No, I don't eat buffalo."
  • Headless
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    • Jan 2001
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    #2
    She would much rather have chicken from the sea instead of buffalos...

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    • masta flash
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      #3


      She seams smart at times, just a huge lack of common sence

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      • Lane
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        • Apr 2001
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        #4
        she dont eat them flying buffalos

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        • pamphage
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          • Jan 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by DarkJedi
          or just ever so slightly above the IQ for retarded?

          When asked if she wanted some buffalo wings, she said, "No, I don't eat buffalo."


          i met her on one of her first photoshoots here in los angeles. i was doing the prop styling for her first album. she's a country bumpkin. her dad was wearing overalls at the shoot!
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          • GFED
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            #6
            deja-vu?
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            • DarkJedi
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              #7
              Originally posted by pamphage




              i met her on one of her first photoshoots here in los angeles. i was doing the prop styling for her first album. she's a country bumpkin. her dad was wearing overalls at the shoot!
              oh yeah ?
              what do you do for a living ?

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              • pamphage
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                #8
                Originally posted by DarkJedi


                oh yeah ?
                what do you do for a living ?
                i used to be assistant prop stylist to my ex-girlfriend (the webcam girl mentioned in another thread tonight). we did the george foreman grill (they still show the commercial sometimes. the flowers in the background are my arrangement ), and the pam anderson TV-guide cover in june 99 (i picked out the purple chair...if i remember correctly it had also been tagged for austin powers at the prop house as well other than that everything was boring plates and food spreads for shit like gelson's market.

                now i work for a real estate company in glendale doing all their webdesign, marketing, network crap....plus a little online porn stuff of course or i wouldnt be here.
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                • nosey
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GFED
                  deja-vu?
                  kung-fu?

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                  • masta flash
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                    #10
                    You gotta admit she seams really nice and is very sexy

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                    • nosey
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                      #11
                      retarded = yes
                      hot = yes

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                      • DarkJedi
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                        #12
                        cool

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                        • Twisted Dollar
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by nosey
                          retarded = yes
                          hot = yes
                          Perfect combination

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                          • pamphage
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Twisted Dollar


                            Perfect combination
                            to fuck yeah, but not to marry. i feel sorry for her husband.

                            did you guys see the one where they went golfing?
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                            • Twisted Dollar
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                              #15
                              That one is great ... he is not having fun with her there

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                              • masta flash
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                                #16

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                                • DeadFidel
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                                  #17
                                  She is fucking hot, but VERY high maintenance!!

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                                  • boneprone
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                                    #18
                                    Its called being a blonde.

                                    Ive dated my fair share and its true..

                                    Oh yes its true.


                                    But ever so fuckable that babe is.

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                                    • tornell
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                                      #19
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                                      • BlueDesignStudios
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                        or just ever so slightly above the IQ for retarded?

                                        When asked if she wanted some buffalo wings, she said, "No, I don't eat buffalo."
                                        I dun get it

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                                        • Chong
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                                          #21
                                          http://thatsjustnotright.com/serious...casimpson3.jpg

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                                          • JOP
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by masta flash

                                            oh yes - she´s a babe
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                                            • BlueDesignStudios
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                                              #23
                                              That pic is seriously hires!

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                                              • KC
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                                                #24
                                                She really is retarded..

                                                I think the only reason Nick agreed to do the show is so he can get some sympathy from people who otherwise wouldn't have known what hell he's going through on a daily basis.

                                                Who makes it out of the first grade without knowing that tuna is fish and Buffalo's don't have wings?!?!?

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                                                • Tease
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                                                  #25
                                                  i suddenly feel like rubbing one out ;)
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                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    went to a hang out Saturday that had it on in the background so we couldn't avoid it. I lost all interest when she went on about how she has had a recording contract since she was 14 so she never learned to do laundry. Um, ok.

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                                                    • Trent Edison
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                                                      #27
                                                      MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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                                                      • plexer
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                                                        #28
                                                        I'M FREEEEE!!!!

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                                                        • Paul -C-
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by nosey
                                                          retarded = yes
                                                          hot = yes

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                                                          • Trent Edison
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                                                            #30
                                                            Does she actually wear any panties on that pic?

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                                                            • Scott McD
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                                                              #31
                                                              Damn, hot pic


                                                              Pity it's so small


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                                                              • adamneve
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Trent Edison


                                                                Does she actually wear any panties on that pic?
                                                                don't think so
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                                                                • Chong
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  http://thatsjustnotright.com/serious...casimpson1.jpg

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                                                                  • Trent Edison
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Wow! More than a half of right breast is visible and also a part of the nipple! WOW!

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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Holy fuck dude !!


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                                                                      • chemicaleyes
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                        or just ever so slightly above the IQ for retarded?

                                                                        When asked if she wanted some buffalo wings, she said, "No, I don't eat buffalo."
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                                                                        • kmanrox
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          damn, Homer and Marge are going to be pist when they see this thread....
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                                                                          • x-vision
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • FocusAdult
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by masta flash


                                                                              She seams smart at times, just a huge lack of common sence
                                                                              seams.

                                                                              sence.


                                                                              nah, too easy.

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                                                                              • shawcutie
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                OMG that Chicken of the Sea was soooooo funny! Did anyone see where they went camping?? LOL Shes one hot chic, and damn if she doesnt have all the hot LV bags, but she has not one ounce of commmon sense in her, not to mention shes a spoiled brat.
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                                                                                • WebTitan
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  WAY too hot to be a retard...

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                                                                                  • PersianKitty
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I haven't been watching it, but my teenage boys have. They said that Nick mentioned in one of the shows that she's still a virgin.. and he's not getting any.

                                                                                    If not.. what good is she then? ;)

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                                                                                    • bringer
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by shawcutie
                                                                                      OMG that Chicken of the Sea was soooooo funny! Did anyone see where they went camping?? LOL Shes one hot chic, and damn if she doesnt have all the hot LV bags, but she has not one ounce of commmon sense in her, not to mention shes a spoiled brat.
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                                                                                      • Ross
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I don't care if she's retarded. She's fucking hot!!!

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                                                                                        • Katlicious72
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          She's retarded, slow all of that but she's also hot and very fucking entertaining. The only reason why I bother to try to catch that damn show
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                                                                                          • &lt;IMX&gt;
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                            I haven't been watching it, but my teenage boys have. They said that Nick mentioned in one of the shows that she's still a virgin.. and he's not getting any.

                                                                                            If not.. what good is she then? ;)
                                                                                            PK, come on now admit it you watch!

                                                                                            I think Nick said that she was a virgin until she got married.

                                                                                            lol. Nick & Jess.

                                                                                            buhahahaa. I love that show.

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                                                                                            • Katlicious72
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              The opening song to that show cracked me up so bad the first time I saw it I almost choked. "This I swear" Muahahahahaha
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