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  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856

    #1

    Test results are in: Starbucks Expresso Brownie

    My review of this brownie...

    Nice and creamy but still has substance. The chocolate is transcendental. The caffine kicks in comfortably... You're not going to have a heart attack unless you gobble it down real quickly... I was able to pace myself and enjoyed the capillary action...

    Side effects: Enjoy a rather spirited dookie when you get home... Later in the evening you will have a raging erection...

    I used to think Starbucks was a corporate giant that needed to be stopped but I must admit they do a pretty good job in the flavor department especially. The caffine works fine too... I had a Venti Iced Mocha and it just about put me in the hospital... Later that evening I was in the restroom vomiting!

    Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence

    I think I've found my new hangout even though I dislike coffee
  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856

    #2
    See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)

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    • IntenseCash
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 2421

      #3
      Originally posted by TheFLY
      See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)
      well good thing there is a Starbucks on every corner then huh?
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      • brizzad
        holla
        • Jul 2003
        • 11769

        #4
        Originally posted by TheFLY
        See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)
        I should introduce you to my friend Mary Jane

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        • fnet
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 1721

          #5
          Originally posted by TheFLY

          Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence
          sometimes the girls behind the counter are cute too.

          then you start getting the little free coupons.

          but you haven't got any of those, have you, mr. fly?
          the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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          • foolio
            ICQ: 178725656
            • Nov 2002
            • 12366

            #6
            Originally posted by TheFLY
            See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)
            yay?

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            • TheFLY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2001
              • 11856

              #7
              Originally posted by fnet


              sometimes the girls behind the counter are cute too.

              then you start getting the little free coupons.

              but you haven't got any of those, have you, mr. fly?
              Ok now I'm really curious... What's the secret!!!!?!?!?!

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              • gregtx
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 1929

                #8
                Originally posted by TheFLY


                Ok now I'm really curious... What's the secret!!!!?!?!?!
                just complain that your "ESPRESSO" in your drink is bitter
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                • candyflip
                  Carpe Visio
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 43073

                  #9
                  The Starbucks near my office has wireless internet for customers. Do they have you hooked up as well Fly?

                  Spend you some brain.
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