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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    Women are vultures

    Fuck this shit. Got dumped by my gf a while ago, and all of a sudden other ex-girlfriends are calling me and female "friends" are asking me out, all with the least possible amount of subtlety. Bloody vultures...
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • Rorschach
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2002
    • 5579

    #2
    Just take the punani and run.

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    • michel
      TheHun's Yellow Pages!
      • Mar 2002
      • 3420

      #3
      Maybe they feel sorry for you?

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      • Sarah_Jayne
        Now with more Jayne
        • Dec 2002
        • 40077

        #4
        like men don't do the same thing

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        • RobD
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 687

          #5

          And how the fuck is that wrong? You are complaining while you should be happy and fucking your ex-girlfriends, if you don´t want them just send them over
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          • Libertine
            sex dwarf
            • May 2002
            • 17860

            #6
            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
            like men don't do the same thing
            I don't.
            /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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            • Sarah_Jayne
              Now with more Jayne
              • Dec 2002
              • 40077

              #7
              Originally posted by punkworld


              I don't.
              neither do I but I have seen it pleanty of times...a woman breaks up with her partner and men start sniffing around as soon as they hear. I guess it is just the way some people do things.

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              • Libertine
                sex dwarf
                • May 2002
                • 17860

                #8
                Originally posted by RobD

                And how the fuck is that wrong? You are complaining while you should be happy and fucking your ex-girlfriends, if you don´t want them just send them over
                How that is wrong?
                Well, if people have been pretending to be your friends for a long fucking time, and it turns out they were only interested in one thing, that "relationship advice" they gave suddenly gets put in a whole new perspective.
                As for the ex-girlfriends, I broke up with them for a reason. Trying to take advantage of a weak moment is, in my opinion, extremely low.
                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                • Libertine
                  sex dwarf
                  • May 2002
                  • 17860

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                  neither do I but I have seen it pleanty of times...a woman breaks up with her partner and men start sniffing around as soon as they hear. I guess it is just the way some people do things.
                  I know lots of men do it. I find that just as despicable as women doing it.
                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                  • arkenon
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 24

                    #10
                    ..............LMAO!!!!!..........

                    count your blessings bro.........unless you wanna go with-----> sex is good, sex is great, sometimes it's better to just masturbate!...............


                    i would go with the nani though

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                    • brand0n
                      been very busy
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26983

                      #11
                      be happy, atleast you should get some ass outta the deal
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                      • Libertine
                        sex dwarf
                        • May 2002
                        • 17860

                        #12
                        Why the hell do people consider this a "good thing"? It means losing people you thought were good friends and getting pestered by people you chose to have nothing to do with for a reason.
                        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                        • Sarah_Jayne
                          Now with more Jayne
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 40077

                          #13
                          Originally posted by punkworld


                          I know lots of men do it. I find that just as despicable as women doing it.
                          agreed

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                          • Dusen
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 2251

                            #14
                            I think it's just humans in general.

                            People ALWAYS want to hook up. Guy or Girl.
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                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                              WW4L
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 10581

                              #15
                              Originally posted by punkworld
                              Why the hell do people consider this a "good thing"? It means losing people you thought were good friends and getting pestered by people you chose to have nothing to do with for a reason.
                              i think this would be better stated as "my ex's g/f's are vultures"

                              just be a man and tell them how you feel.. that they are vultures and to fuck off while you deal with this.

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                              • Mogulman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 568

                                #16
                                Punk, quit bein' a punk and put a smile on your damn face. Just because you got these girls comin at you now doesn't mean they were just fuckin with you before. I've met plenty of girls as friends and, as I get to know them, they get sexier. I wasn't lying to them when I gave them advice, but I sure wasn't upset if they became single. Be happy that you can apparently choose your women...not too many guys can say that.

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                                • Sly_RJ
                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 17042

                                  #17
                                  Stop being such a pussy and hit that shit! You're starting to sound like Ian.
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                                  • scoreman
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 1491

                                    #18
                                    We are feel really bad for you. Really, we do. Damn women wanting to hook up with you! You probably will need counseling later on from this trauma.

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by punkworld
                                      Fuck this shit. Got dumped by my gf a while ago, and all of a sudden other ex-girlfriends are calling me and female "friends" are asking me out, all with the least possible amount of subtlety. Bloody vultures...
                                      My girlfriend and I broke up just before Internext. About 3 weeks ago I put a stop to the fuck buddy thing with her and cut off ALL contact.

                                      I have had more pussy thrown at me in the last 3 weeks than I can even believe.

                                      You don't see me crying to GFY about it.

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                                      • dantheman
                                        OG
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 3308

                                        #20
                                        *insert homo pic here*


                                        dude, either fuckem or tellem to hit the trail.....it's just pussy
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                                        • Libertine
                                          sex dwarf
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 17860

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AaronM


                                          My girlfriend and I broke up just before Internext. About 3 weeks ago I put a stop to the fuck buddy thing with her and cut off ALL contact.

                                          I have had more pussy thrown at me in the last 3 weeks than I can even believe.

                                          You don't see me crying to GFY about it.
                                          It's not about getting pussy thrown at me. I have absolutely no problem with that

                                          What I do have a problem with, are friends who turn out not to be friends at all (like girls admitting they had been trying to break me and my ex up - what the fuck?!) and exes who I've repeatedly (read: for *years*) told to fuck off and die seeing this as a possible chance.

                                          I realize this must sound unbelievable to the 90% of the nerds in here who would faint at the idea of getting non-paid pussy and who have yet to speak to a woman in real life, but it sucks.
                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                          • AaronM
                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 46917

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by punkworld


                                            It's not about getting pussy thrown at me. I have absolutely no problem with that

                                            What I do have a problem with, are friends who turn out not to be friends at all (like girls admitting they had been trying to break me and my ex up - what the fuck?!) and exes who I've repeatedly (read: for *years*) told to fuck off and die seeing this as a possible chance.

                                            I realize this must sound unbelievable to the 90% of the nerds in here who would faint at the idea of getting non-paid pussy and who have yet to speak to a woman in real life, but it sucks.
                                            Thanks for the clarification.

                                            Very valid points.

                                            Wanna talk game? Check this shit out.....


                                            A girl and I have been flirting online a lot. I personally know this girl so I can say that she is not some dude sitting behind a keyboard in a dress. Anyway....About 2 weeks ago I was fucking this spinner chick and decided to make a video to send to the other girl. I got the spinner girl talking to the camera and saying the other girls name. Shit like "Hey (Edited), you want some of this cock too?"

                                            Long story short...Both girls were into it.

                                            Life is fun.

                                            On another note....I would drop the spinner in a heartbeat if things could work out between the other girl and myself.

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                                            • Libertine
                                              sex dwarf
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 17860

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AaronM

                                              A girl and I have been flirting online a lot. I personally know this girl so I can say that she is not some dude sitting behind a keyboard in a dress. Anyway....About 2 weeks ago I was fucking this spinner chick and decided to make a video to send to the other girl. I got the spinner girl talking to the camera and saying the other girls name. Shit like "Hey (Edited), you want some of this cock too?"

                                              Long story short...Both girls were into it.

                                              Life is fun.

                                              On another note....I would drop the spinner in a heartbeat if things could work out between the other girl and myself.
                                              Now that's good stuff And, indeed, that almost defines having game
                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                              • beergood
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 2918

                                                #24
                                                uhhhhhhhhhh.............whats a spinner?
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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                                  Now that's good stuff And, indeed, that almost defines having game
                                                  Almost? What if I just sent this thread to the other girl on ICQ?

                                                  [08:58] AaronM: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...63#post2435363
                                                  [08:59] EDITED: OMG
                                                  [09:00] EDITED: Give me a second gotta go get sentimental
                                                  [09:00] AaronM: Dana just woke up and is getting her coffee.
                                                  [09:00] EDITED: aww poor thing, I'll talk to her later
                                                  [09:00] AaronM: Sentimental?
                                                  [09:01] EDITED: sorry what you wrote just had "me" all over it and no one else knows and it just feels weird
                                                  [09:01] EDITED: sentimental isn't the right word in this situation
                                                  [09:01] AaronM: Does it bother you that I wrote that?
                                                  [09:01] EDITED: Not at all
                                                  [09:01] AaronM:
                                                  [09:01] EDITED: just the opposite
                                                  [09:02] EDITED: why do you call her spinner ?
                                                  [09:02] AaronM: So you know what a spinner is?
                                                  [09:02] EDITED: No I don't
                                                  [09:03] EDITED: I've heard almost everything but not that
                                                  [09:03] EDITED: don't you dare starta gfy thread on it either LOL
                                                  [09:03] AaronM: A petite girl that you can place on your cock and then spin.

                                                  This does not work very well with BBW's.
                                                  [09:03] EDITED: Oh I see
                                                  [09:07] AaronM: So....Wanna fly out here and fuck or what?
                                                  [09:08] EDITED: yes
                                                  [09:08] AaronM: How bad do you want to ride my hog?
                                                  [09:08] EDITED: LMFAO
                                                  [09:08] EDITED: badly
                                                  [09:08] AaronM:

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                                                  • Libertine
                                                    sex dwarf
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 17860

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AaronM


                                                    Almost? What if I just sent this thread to the other girl on ICQ?

                                                    [08:58] AaronM: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...63#post2435363
                                                    [08:59] EDITED: OMG
                                                    [09:00] EDITED: Give me a second gotta go get sentimental
                                                    [09:00] AaronM: Dana just woke up and is getting her coffee.
                                                    [09:00] EDITED: aww poor thing, I'll talk to her later
                                                    [09:00] AaronM: Sentimental?
                                                    [09:01] EDITED: sorry what you wrote just had "me" all over it and no one else knows and it just feels weird
                                                    [09:01] EDITED: sentimental isn't the right word in this situation
                                                    [09:01] AaronM: Does it bother you that I wrote that?
                                                    [09:01] EDITED: Not at all
                                                    [09:01] AaronM:
                                                    [09:01] EDITED: just the opposite
                                                    [09:02] EDITED: why do you call her spinner ?
                                                    [09:02] AaronM: So you know what a spinner is?
                                                    [09:02] EDITED: No I don't
                                                    [09:03] EDITED: I've heard almost everything but not that
                                                    [09:03] EDITED: don't you dare starta gfy thread on it either LOL
                                                    [09:03] AaronM: A petite girl that you can place on your cock and then spin.

                                                    This does not work very well with BBW's.
                                                    [09:03] EDITED: Oh I see
                                                    [09:07] AaronM: So....Wanna fly out here and fuck or what?
                                                    [09:08] EDITED: yes
                                                    [09:08] AaronM: How bad do you want to ride my hog?
                                                    [09:08] EDITED: LMFAO
                                                    [09:08] EDITED: badly
                                                    [09:08] AaronM:
                                                    Ok, you've proven it, you're da man
                                                    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                    • beergood
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 2918

                                                      #27
                                                      ah ok..........so........spinner = midget..........sweet.
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                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46917

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by beergood
                                                        ah ok..........so........spinner = midget..........sweet.

                                                        WTF?


                                                        The girl was 5'6" and 104 pounds.

                                                        Is that a midget these days?

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                                                        • beergood
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 2918

                                                          #29
                                                          ah ok. Cool. Sorry I can't get past my own little fantasies.

                                                          2 midgets fighting over my sausage and making it look like a pringles can.
                                                          icq: 320340263

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                                                          • AaronM
                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 46917

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by beergood
                                                            ah ok. Cool. Sorry I can't get past my own little fantasies.

                                                            2 midgets fighting over my sausage and making it look like a pringles can.
                                                            Nice.

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