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09-26-2003, 12:54 AM

what phrases really irritate the fucking shit outta you?

I keep hearing this one on the radio lately: "It's a wake up call..." in reference to some national security crap stemming back to 9/11....

I'm so fucking sick of hearing that goddamned line. I wish they'd find something to replace it with.

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09-26-2003, 12:55 AM

this is too easy:

"gank"

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09-26-2003, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by quiet
this is too easy:

"gank"

lol... not sure that one word really qualifies as a phrase.... but okay.

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09-26-2003, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by quiet
this is too easy:

"gank"

that's funny ...
and a new "term" I recently learned about.
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09-26-2003, 01:00 AM

hehe...AMp is da Gank King

no you cannot know what im promoting you nosey fucks!
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09-26-2003, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by TheEbonyFelony
hehe...AMp is da Gank King

does that make me a ganksta?

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09-26-2003, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation

that's funny ...
and a new "term" I recently learned about.

i have infinite patience - shut the fuck you crazy ranting fool.

amp. i will paypal you 250 bucks right now if you ban sex education, and all of his ips/etc...

serious.

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09-26-2003, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation

that's funny ...
and a new "term" I recently learned about.

Oh, oh. I know a term. Pedantic. Shut the fuck up, pedo.

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09-26-2003, 01:04 AM

"I?ll have a Big Mac and fries... "
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09-26-2003, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

does that make me a ganksta?

fa shiggadale my ampeezy

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09-26-2003, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
"I?ll have a Big Mac and fries... "

Long ago I shortened that to "Number one please".

Been eating em for dinner for the past 5 days ago

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09-26-2003, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by quiet

i have infinite patience - shut the fuck you crazy ranting fool.

amp. i will paypal you 250 bucks right now if you ban sex education, and all of his ips/etc...

serious.

hell I'd ban him for a handful of old rusty bolts. Just haven't noticed him enough to take any kind of a serious interest in him... I usually skip right over his posts.

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09-26-2003, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by quiet

i have infinite patience - shut the fuck you crazy ranting fool.

amp. i will paypal you 250 bucks right now if you ban sex education, and all of his ips/etc...

serious.

Actually you may not have to do that.
Seriously ...
I am considering a "pay-not-to-post" model ...

For just a skimpy $5 dollars a day - I will not post on your board of choice.

So that would mean --- 50 days of not "drama" on GFY ...
Man I can't wait until I get my ePASSPORTe.com commercial account.
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09-26-2003, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by TheEbonyFelony

fa shiggadale my ampeezy

ROFL!!!

I'm diggin' that... hehehe...

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09-26-2003, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation

Actually you may not have to do that.
Seriously ...
I am considering a "pay-not-to-post" model ...

For just a skimpy $5 dollars a day - I will not post on your board of choice.

So that would mean --- 50 days of not "drama" on GFY ...
Man I can't wait until I get my ePASSPORTe.com commercial account.

wow. you're an amazing blogger. i can't believe how well you blog...

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09-26-2003, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation

Actually you may not have to do that.
Seriously ...
I am considering a "pay-not-to-post" model ...

For just a skimpy $5 dollars a day - I will not post on your board of choice.

So that would mean --- 50 days of not "drama" on GFY ...
Man I can't wait until I get my ePASSPORTe.com commercial account.

Can we throw in an extra $10/bunch of proxies to post on boards we don't like?

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09-26-2003, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by quiet

wow. you're an amazing blogger. i can't believe how well you blog...

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09-26-2003, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by quiet

wow. you're an amazing blogger. i can't believe how well you blog...

Thanx ...
I appreciate your compliment ; )

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09-26-2003, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by cluck

Can we throw in an extra $10/bunch of proxies to post on boards we don't like?

hrmm... dont know if he can be trusted.... we'll have another personality here in the ammount of time it takes him to register.

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09-26-2003, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by cluck

Can we throw in an extra $10/bunch of proxies to post on boards we don't like?

Yes - I will post on boards you do not like ...
and I will report back to you on how much shit I am stirring up.
Fair enough?
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09-26-2003, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by com

hrmm... dont know if he can be trusted.... we'll have another personality here in the ammount of time it takes him to register.

As most of the major players on this board know ...
I can be "trusted" ...
several have asked for anonymity and I have never broken that promise... never will ...

What board do you want me to battle?
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09-26-2003, 01:17 AM

i just had one hell of a vaginal orgasm. my knees are weak..

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09-26-2003, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation
As most of the major players on this board know ...
I can be "trusted" ...

aahahahaha

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09-26-2003, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation

As most of the major players on this board know ...
I can be "trusted" ...
several have asked for anonymity and I have never broken that promise... never will ...

What board do you want me to battle?

Ever stop to wonder why these people don't want their names mentioned?

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09-26-2003, 01:20 AM

QUIET ...
Incorrect ...
And the decisions makers that count know this.
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09-26-2003, 01:21 AM

Drop the chalupa

Fuck your [Insert Family member title] + [derogatory gay remark]

Anything with the word mom/momma in it

Eat shit

Cock slap/smack/whip/crack/ - Anything that involves you attempting to do me bodily harm with your 'enormous' Internet dick-ego inflated elephant penis.

Leggo my eggo

I'm not ready. - In regard to wanting to fuck a new g/f.

Man, so much other shit. Mostly the shit found on this board, where people try to act like bad ass verbal umbra's. Uncreative little aardvark fuckers who can't handle a verbal sparring. Thus, resort to dropping the 'faggot' word to often. Step your game up toddlers.
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09-26-2003, 01:21 AM

"Cool Beans", "My Bad", and anything with the suffix "izzle" in it....those three things make my fucking blood boil.
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09-26-2003, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by com

Ever stop to wonder why these people don't want their names mentioned?

it's like banging my head against a brick wall (sure it might be fun) - but, "there are no people"...

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09-26-2003, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by com

Ever stop to wonder why these people don't want their names mentioned?

No I don't need to "stop to wonder".
I already know that I fucking piss people off.
My job is to invoke intercourse.
SexEducation.com is a global magazine of intercourse.
Get used to it.
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09-26-2003, 01:24 AM

Brain fart. I can't stand that one.
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09-26-2003, 01:25 AM

'fo' shizzle' and a hundred other stupid phrases like it - unless you happen to be black or an impressionable white kid under the age of 14.

should get 10 lashes on the back for every time somebody uses it, and 5 extra lashes for every year you are over the age of 14.
so a 35 year old would receive 10 lashes + (5 x [35-14]) lashes = 115 lashes.

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09-26-2003, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by sexeducation

Yes - I will post on boards you do not like ...
and I will report back to you on how much shit I am stirring up.
Fair enough?

News flash Sherlock... you're not stirring up any shit here with your blogging. All you're doing is gankin' threads and annoying everyone. This is a wake up call Einstein... fa shiggadale. Stick to the Big Mac & fries ya brain fart. Cool beans?

(schools out.)

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09-26-2003, 01:29 AM

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Suck my dick, bitch. Suck my dick.

But none even comes close to:

"vaginal orgasm is a lie" and the words "sex" and "education", paired together in any way, shape or form. "Blog" is running a close third, however.

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09-26-2003, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by ad-lib
[i] Uncreative little aardvark fuckers who can't handle a verbal sparring. Thus, resort to dropping the 'faggot' word to often. Step your game up toddlers.

and 'aardvark fuckers' is your idea of good verbal sparring?

fag and faggot are great words. homo also a great word. yes they are childish but they are tried and true. When Labret came on yesterday as 'Lensfayg' yesterday I laughed out loud - it's just funny sometimes to talk and behave like a third grader. I still call people 'gaylords' - it amuses me, not because i hate homosexuals.

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09-26-2003, 01:36 AM

WTF ... are you two talking about?
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09-26-2003, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by quiet
i just had one hell of a vaginal orgasm. my knees are weak..

you stole my line!

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09-26-2003, 01:48 AM

Ten minutes no answer ...
good nite ...
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09-26-2003, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation
Ten minutes no answer ...
good nite ...
cya - POOF

did you have some kind of horrific glue sniffing accident earlier in life or something?

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09-26-2003, 02:13 AM

pro-life
pro-choice
compassionate conservative
fiscally irresponsible
weapons of mass destruction
homicide bomber
senseless violence
what about the children
person of interest
innovative
revolutionary
freedom fries
homeland
great evil
and so on
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09-26-2003, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

homicide bomber

lol.. haven't heard that one yet

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09-26-2003, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by iroc409

lol.. haven't heard that one yet

switch to fox.. suicide bombers were suddenly referred to homicide bombers a few months back, and it stuck.
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09-26-2003, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

homeland

I prefer 'father land'

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09-26-2003, 06:39 AM

i'm sick to fucking death of seeing the teenage rantings and ego feeding *owned & owned* crap spurted from many people on this board. other than that.. it's all cool.
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09-26-2003, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by quiet

wow. you're an amazing blogger. i can't believe how well you blog...

HAHAHA

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09-26-2003, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
pro-life
pro-choice
compassionate conservative
fiscally irresponsible
weapons of mass destruction
homicide bomber
senseless violence
what about the children
person of interest
innovative
revolutionary
freedom fries
homeland
great evil
and so on
and so on.

what he said
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09-26-2003, 06:43 AM

i think homicide bombers is a good phrase. They intentially murder other people. Who cares that they are commiting suicide.

ones i hate.........

know what im saying
reffering to money as 'paper'
bling bling

basically every stupid ebonic thing

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09-26-2003, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by sexeducation

No I don't need to "stop to wonder".
I already know that I fucking piss people off.
My job is to invoke intercourse.
SexEducation.com is a global magazine of intercourse.
Get used to it.

You're retarded. You don't invoke intercourse or discussion or debate. You get a bunch of people calling you a retard. That's not very difficult. Pretty much any idiot can post and get people to call him an idiot.

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09-26-2003, 06:47 AM

im sick of ROFLMA

there isnt anything funny enuff to make u roll on the floor laffin your ass off.. sorry

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09-26-2003, 06:52 AM

Originally posted by jollyperv
"Cool Beans", "My Bad", and anything with the suffix "izzle" in it....those three things make my fucking blood boil.

LOL I am with you in regards to the "izzle" that new Barq's commercial annoys the hell outta me!

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09-26-2003, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by slackologist
i'm sick to fucking death of seeing the teenage rantings and ego feeding *owned & owned* crap spurted from many people on this board. other than that.. it's all cool.

Yup, im so tired of the owned word.

You fart and someone yells owwwwwned.

Yawn.
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