Infomercial says 49% of toothbrushes test positive for fecal bacteria. WTF?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    Infomercial says 49% of toothbrushes test positive for fecal bacteria. WTF?

    Talk about scare tactics to get you to buy their product -- these "Germ Terminator" people want you to believe that little pieces of SHIT get on your toothbrush every time you flush!

    I'd like to know more about the study that "proved" this fact, though. Is the real problem that people wipe their asses and then use their toothbrushes? Or was the study done among scat-loving San Francisco faggots?

    Either way, I have to give these guys credit for one of the boldest scare tactics I have yet seen on an infomercial -- "THERE'S FECAL BACTERIA ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH, WHICH CAUSES GUM DISEASE WHICH CAUSES HEART ATTACKS. SO BUY OUR GERM TERMINATOR OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE OF A SHIT-INDUCED HEART ATTACK!!!"

    Good job, guys!


    http://www.germterminator.com/main.asp
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    • calm
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 1191
      #2
      I just watched that shit!

      I was thinking, they should call it... the GERMINATOR!

      Although... I am at a great lack for sleep...
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        • SpaceAce
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          • Jul 2002
          • 6493
          #3
          Sorry, but it's true. Aerosolization when you flush throws toilet water all over the place. There was a study several years ago by a hygiene scientist (I forget what he called himself) that talked about all this and had a lot of other amusing and/or disgusting observations. I know it was published at least in part in Reader's Digest.

          SpaceAce

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            • Amputate Your Head
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              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              way too much information....
              SIG TOO BIG

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                • fiveyes
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                  • Aug 2001
                  • 1680
                  #5
                  Once again, the english are proved right...
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                    • SpaceAce
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 6493
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fiveyes
                      Once again, the english are proved right...
                      I am not taking any tooth-related advice from the British.

                      SpaceAce

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SpaceAce


                          I am not taking any tooth-related advice from the British.

                          SpaceAce
                          lol
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                            • (¤¤)»»»»»»Þ
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 237
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SpaceAce
                              Sorry, but it's true. Aerosolization when you flush throws toilet water all over the place. There was a study several years ago by a hygiene scientist (I forget what he called himself) that talked about all this and had a lot of other amusing and/or disgusting observations. I know it was published at least in part in Reader's Digest.

                              SpaceAce
                              Its pee deflecting off floaters in the bowl and landing on your toothbrush.

                              Thats why i use the toothbrush protector ®

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                                • Odie
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 7040
                                  #9
                                  feces huh???? maybe your roommates are using the brush to clean the toilet with????

                                  but even if this is true, how far away do I have to keep my toothbrush away???
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                                    • eddie-executive
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 2061
                                      #10
                                      Even if this were true most people rinse their toothbrush first before using it to soften the bristels. Also the bristels are not made of an absorbent material so whatever shit spray that landed on it will be washed away

                                      If that much is on your toothbrush what about the spray that hits your ass from the bomb drop? We'll have to invent the gloryhole ass gasket
                                      Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                                        • goBigtime
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 7761
                                          #11
                                          This thread makes me

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                                            • loverboy
                                              When it rains, it pours
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 20609
                                              #12
                                              "germ terminator"...

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