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Here's a repost of a new scene I rewrote for Return of the King that goes hand in hand with the Bush/Gollum pic.........some of you may have read it, but some of you may not have, so here it is:
NEW SCENE REVISION possible in the ROTK extended edition DVD:
Sméagol: We must get the precious WMD's. We must get them back.
Bush/Gollum: Patience. Patience, my love. First we must lead the media, Blix and all to her.
Sméagol: We lead them to the winding stairs.
Bush/Gollum: Yes. The stairs. And then?
Sméagol: Up, up, up, up, up the stairs we go, until we come to...the tunnel.
Bush/Gollum: And when they go in, there's no coming out. She's always hungry. She always needs?to feed. She must eat. All she gets is filthy Democrats.
Sméagol: And they doesn't taste very nice, does they, precious?
Bush/Gollum: No. Not very nice at all, my love. She hungers for sweeter meats, and Florida votes. And when she throws away the bones of free speech, and empty clothes, then we will find it.
Sméagol: And take it for me!
Bush/Gollum: You mean, take it for us, the party.
Sméagol: Yes, yes, thats what I mean.
Bush/Gollum: And then we can............CENSOR THEM!
Sméagol: Why censor, why censor precious?
Bush/Gollum: Because god told me so.
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